As some of you may know, one of the ways in which I bring in the gold bullion necessary to purchase bargain bin DVDs in the collapsing economy is a line of warehouses that I own up and down the length of the Pacific coast. Now, in order to attract business, I have had to resort to getting involved in Belizean white slavery trading pipelines, and I may or may not have made deals with the San Marcos in order to smuggle valuable Central and South American drugs into US suburbs, but despite these arguable iniquities, there are two groups I will not rent to: middle easterners and gay people. Middle easterners because, well, I need to stay off the Republican's Patriot Rape radar, and gay people because they have the tendency to turn anywhere they have access to into non-family friendly sex dens, and anyone that has walked past Volunteer Park in Capitol Hill, Seattle after dark can vouch for that. So too long, didn't read, I got reports that two homosexuals had gotten past my half-assed screening process. Looking for some fapping material, and confirmation of the accusations, I screened some videotapes, and found this shocking footage.
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