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The Fake Shemp

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I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« on: February 01, 2008, 03:00:08 AM »
Maybe I should chase it with some beer?
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 03:03:35 AM »
and then the raping
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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 03:05:35 AM »
More like raping of the stomach lining.  Seriously.

You probably have no idea of what you just did to yourself.   :o
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 03:05:52 AM »
At least my headache is starting to go away.  I think rape is a small sacrifice for a peaceful cranium.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 03:06:41 AM »
Quote from: Drewsy on February 01, 2008, 03:05:35 AM
More like raping of the stomach lining.  Seriously.

You probably have no idea of what you just did to yourself.   :o

What?  I take 800mg tablets ALL THE TIME.  But my neck pain combined with a crippling headache wasn't feeling much better with one, so I opted to take a second tablet!
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drew

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 03:10:03 AM »
holy shit!

Just so you know, Advil can permanently fuck up your stomach.  My aunt is living proof.   :(
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 03:11:28 AM »
I've used 800mg ibuprofen doses ever since I was discharged from the E.R. after permanently messing up my back lifting furniture at Target like three to four years ago.
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TVC15

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 03:31:55 AM »
Oops, I used to megadose ibuprofen, too.   I had a prescription for 800mg tablets, actually.
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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 04:25:06 AM »
Maybe you should stick with less of stronger stuff?  For the sake of your stomach.
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TVC15

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2008, 04:28:46 AM »
Willco, don't listen to these pussies.  They aren't American like me and you.  You are a strong man, and I know you could deal with puking as much as I puke.
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FatalT

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 05:07:23 AM »
I just drank a 4 oz. bottle of robitussin about 5 hours ago. Bitches.
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TVC15

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 05:15:17 AM »
Quote from: FatalT on February 01, 2008, 05:07:23 AM
I just drank a 4 oz. bottle of robitussin about 5 hours ago. Bitches.

Psh, 8oz or bust.  I bet you took a pussy kind anyway.
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FatalT

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 05:28:55 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2008, 05:15:17 AM
Psh, 8oz or bust.  I bet you took a pussy kind anyway.

Next time I'll go for 8 oz. I haven't done it in a while and I don't have work or class tomorrow so I figured I might as well spend the night in a daze. No I didn't take the pussy kind. I'm well-versed in the ways of the tussin. I absolutely despise the beginning itchiness phase though, ugh. I hate it.
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TVC15

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2008, 05:34:40 AM »
By the time I quit, I was pre-gaming an hour beforehand with a bottle of the gelcaps, and then 8 ounces of fluid, giving me roughly the equivalent of 16 ounces of AWESOME.  I never had the itchiness problem.
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Eric P

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2008, 08:29:36 AM »
ibuprofen won't fill the hole in your heart wilco 

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Re: I just swallowed 1600mg of ibuprofen in the past two hours.
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2008, 08:53:42 AM »
MAN UP ;)

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