Help my friend

[CajoleJuice]

Friend: so
Friend: when i talk to this chick
Friend: i always get a hard on
Friend: how do i stop that

[TVC15]

bromide

[Ichirou]

Tell him to tape his penis to his stomach.

[TVC15]

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

[Himu]

let me fuck him he'll never get a hard on looking at a girl ever again

[Ichirou]

He'll never be able to sit down without emptying his bowels again either.

[CajoleJuice]

Well this got out of hand quickly.

[brawndolicious]

How old is your friend?  I thought everybody got rid of involuntary erections by middle school?

You could tell him to try TVC's advice.  And then he can cut back on it until he can control himself.

[drew]

Tell him to stop thinking about her when he's JO'ing.  It's sending bad wank vibes into the air.

(I can guarantee you he's doing this)

[CrystalGemini]

Is this one of those "friend" questions that turns out to be you?   



It's alright, buddy.  You don't have to hide.

[CajoleJuice]

This is EB. I wouldn't be embarrassed to say if it were me.

[Eric P]

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

what i love is the tracking shot of people vomiting before caligula fist fucks some poor young bloke

[Cormacaroni]

Friend: so
Friend: when i talk to this chick
Friend: i always get a hard on
Friend: how do i stop that

'don't talk to her'

[Phoenix Dark]

Wear bigger shirts and also realize no matter what you do, she'll never like you enough for dating/sex/anything

I always get huge boners 10 minutes before the end of class. I always cherish the challenge of deflating before class is over and I have to stand up. Tables were made for men to get boners under

[TVC15]

Tell him to think of the wedding scene in Caligula whenever he sees her.  It is not a very pleasant wedding for anyone involved.

what i love is the tracking shot of people vomiting before caligula fist fucks some poor young bloke

Yes, I believe they are vomiting and eating (or maybe even fucking) at the same time.  And at least one of the dudes am fat.

[Tauntaun]

Wear bigger shirts and also realize no matter what you do, she'll never like you enough for dating/sex/anything

I always get huge boners 10 minutes before the end of class. I always cherish the challenge of deflating before class is over and I have to stand up. Tables were made for men to get boners under

holla