Hannah Montana makes Hollywood her bitch. :bow

[Joe Molotov]

The Hannah Montana concert movie made $8.5 Million dollars on Friday, and it's only showing on ~650 screens.   Shove that in your EYE, Hollywood. That's what you get for subjecting us to yet another Asian horror movie remake. You get pwned by some tweenie concert video that probably cost like a nickel to make.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2008-02-01&p=.htm

Oh yeah, also Hannah Montana's 87% on Rotten Tomatoes, OMG GO SEE IT!!!! BETTER THAN RAMBO & CLOVERFIELD!!

[Himu]

hannah montana is one of the reasons todays kids are pussies

instead of seeing something like rambo they see goddamn HANNAH MONTANA. you own't believe how many kids i see here in college who love hannah montana and high school musical!

[Tauntaun]

hannah montana is one of the reasons todays kids are pussies

instead of seeing something like rambo they see goddamn HANNAH MONTANA. you own't believe how many kids i see here
in college who love hannah montana and high school musical!

  WTF?

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder how many pedos there were on average at screening? 20? 

[Phoenix Dark]

My 30 year old cousin watches her show - he wears baggy pants and listens to rap music but still takes time from his job being a hot dog cook to pay attention to everything Hannah 

[T234]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

I've played her game on wii.

Also...I may or may not have played my wii while watching her show... 

[Fresh Prince]

I got a limo out front 0hh woah oh woah shoe every style every color
who ever thought a girl like me could ever double as a superstaaaaaaaaarrrrr
I got the best of both worlds (both worlds)
Chill out, take it slow then rock out the show

 

It's also intersting that her rivals are a black and Asian girl and the comedic villain to her brother is a short arsed Hispanic named Rico. Redneckism on the sly 

[Joe Molotov]

I've played her game on wii.

Also...I may or may not have played my wii while watching her show... 

I would only play it if it had Achy Breaky Heart in it.

[Ichirou]

I've played her game on wii.

Also...I may or may not have played my wii while watching her show... 

Uh, isn't she like 12?

[Madrun Badrun]

I've played her game on wii.

Also...I may or may not have played my wii while watching her show... 

Uh, isn't she like 12?

Shes got to be like 16. 

[Phoenix Dark]

If she jumped in my bed I'd do her while doing her algebra II homework

[Ichirou]

According to Google, she's like 14, you sicko.

[Phoenix Dark]

She's like 14, or she is 14? Because I'd do a chick who's like 14

[Ichirou]

She turned 15 a few months ago, when Arvie fapped to her she was probably like 12. Ew.

[Madrun Badrun]

15 fine.  Thats only three years younger than me.   

HMJODF!

[Phoenix Dark]

5 years younger. Imma Jake La Motta that bitch!

[Ichirou]

What's HMJODF mean?

[Madrun Badrun]

What's HMJODF mean?

I'll give you a hint.  DF stands for defense force. 

[Phoenix Dark]

*deep chuckle*

[Ichirou]

lol

[ToxicAdam]

It's hilarious that Billy Ray Cyrus was the laughing stock of the entertainment industry, now he has a daughter that will be worth a billion dollars one day.

[T234]

It's hilarious that Billy Ray Cyrus was the laughing stock of the entertainment industry, now he has a daughter that will be worth a billion dollars one day.

Now there's a name I never wanted to hear again in my life.

[Joe Molotov]

According to Wikipedia, she's #17 on Forbes list of top earners under the age of 25 with an annual income of $3.5 Million.

[Candyflip]

Probably because her cell phone was "hacked" last week (sounds like an excuse for why someone has revealing pics floating around if I've ever heard one). There's more people that would sit through 2 hours of sing-song to stare at the jail bait then you would think.

I'm calling it now, rehab by 20.

[Raban]

I'm calling it now, rehab by 20.

I'm gonna go ahead and have to agree. This bitch is going down like every star does. If the Olsen's didn't escape it, Montana won't either.

However, on the off-chance she does, I'll happily worship her and wear a Hannah Montana Defense Force avatar for all my days on EB.

[Ichirou]

Probably because her cell phone was "hacked" last week (sounds like an excuse for why someone has revealing pics floating around if I've ever heard one). There's more people that would sit through 2 hours of sing-song to stare at the jail bait then you would think.

I'm calling it now, rehab by 20.

Are you saying there's underage Miley Cyrus porn floating around the nets? Holy crap.

[Candyflip]

Probably because her cell phone was "hacked" last week (sounds like an excuse for why someone has revealing pics floating around if I've ever heard one). There's more people that would sit through 2 hours of sing-song to stare at the jail bait then you would think.

I'm calling it now, rehab by 20.

Are you saying there's underage Miley Cyrus porn floating around the nets? Holy crap.

No lol. Bikini pics and stuff.

[Ichirou]

"and stuff"...

[recursivelyenumerable]

hannah montana is one of the reasons todays kids are pussies

instead of seeing something like rambo they see goddamn HANNAH MONTANA. you own't believe how many kids i see here in college who love hannah montana and high school musical!

awesome, operation pussification continues apace.  Your macho shit has been consigned to the dustbin of history.  We will bury you!

[Himu]

hannah montana is one of the reasons todays kids are pussies

instead of seeing something like rambo they see goddamn HANNAH MONTANA. you own't believe how many kids i see here in college who love hannah montana and high school musical!

awesome, operation pussification continues apace.  Your macho shit has been consigned to the dustbin of history.  We will bury you!

[Raban]

"and stuff"...

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Boy am I glad I'm still 16. WOOT WOOT

[Vizzys]

hannah montana is one of the reasons todays kids are pussies

instead of seeing something like rambo they see goddamn HANNAH MONTANA. you own't believe how many kids i see here in college who love hannah montana and high school musical!

awesome, operation pussification continues apace.  Your macho shit has been consigned to the dustbin of history.  We will bury you!

great article

[Ichirou]

The person who wrote that article is a dumbass.  Truman's daughter didn't sing, she played the piano.  That quote from Davy Crockett was said in anger at losing an election (if it was said at all - it's disputed), and the implication that he knew he was marching to his possible death at the Alamo is just plain false.

Stupid redneck.

[Vizzys]

DONT TRY TO PUSSIFICATE ME

YOU LIVE IN JAPAN

[Ichirou]

ARE YOU AN ERUDITE CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUAL WHO SOMETIMES GETS PISSED OFF?

And are intellectuals nowadays those whose entire arguments hinge on the tone an actress uses when speaking in a Cheerios commercial?

This is laughably bad!  And he calls Rummy (who never even served in the military) a "Real Man."  Oh boy.

[BlueTsunami]

Wow, this thread is disturbing. You know theres some huge generation gap when some young teeny bopper singer/actress has pictures posted of her posing in such a way. No wonder pre teens are so fucked up mentally and sexually

[Joe Molotov]

Wow, this thread is disturbing. You know theres some huge generation gap when some young teeny bopper singer/actress has pictures posted of her posing in such a way. No wonder pre teens are so fucked up mentally and sexually

Just a few generations ago, she'd be expected to be already married by now and popping out kiddos. Just think about THAT!

[BlueTsunami]

Wow, this thread is disturbing. You know theres some huge generation gap when some young teeny bopper singer/actress has pictures posted of her posing in such a way. No wonder pre teens are so fucked up mentally and sexually

Just a few generations ago, she'd be expected to be already married by now and popping out kiddos. Just think about THAT!

Thats definitely true...I guess we've come full circle

[Himu]

The person who wrote that article is a dumbass.  Truman's daughter didn't sing, she played the piano.  That quote from Davy Crockett was said in anger at losing an election (if it was said at all - it's disputed), and the implication that he knew he was marching to his possible death at the Alamo is just plain false.

Stupid redneck.

HE SAID THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR

[Joe Molotov]

The person who wrote that article is a dumbass.  Truman's daughter didn't sing, she played the piano.  That quote from Davy Crockett was said in anger at losing an election (if it was said at all - it's disputed), and the implication that he knew he was marching to his possible death at the Alamo is just plain false.

Stupid redneck.

HE SAID THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR

That was an animal house quote, you fool. 

[BlueTsunami]

Himuro fails again. COME ON HIMU!

[Himu]

haven't seen it!

[Ichirou]

I've seen Miley Cyrus's panties. Thank you, Evilbore. :/

[Joe Molotov]

haven't seen it!

Well, you should.

[DJ_Tet]

I've seen Miley Cyrus's panties at work. Thank you, Evilbore. :/

 :'(

[recursivelyenumerable]

we have to wait three whole years until she's slightly less dumb and more tolerable, big fucking deal.

[DJ_Tet]

we have to wait three whole years until she's slightly less dumb and more tolerable, big fucking deal.

Potentially bigger titties too 

[Raban]

we have to wait three whole years until she's slightly less dumb and more tolerable, big fucking deal.

Touche'


I swear, once my rap career kicks off I'm going to make it my mission to get up in that.

I hear being a backup dancer gets you more actual vag, where being a rapper just gets you shot.

[Tauntaun]

we have to wait three whole years until she's slightly less dumb and more tolerable, big fucking deal.

Touche'


I swear, once my rap career kicks off I'm going to make it my mission to get up in that.

I hear being a backup dancer gets you more actual vag, where being a rapper just gets you shot.

[Eric P]

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that shirt is awesomely wrong for all the right reasons