Disposable White Guy says the lady at 'ole good "bad" Chinese place misses me...

[The Fake Shemp]

It's like crappy American Chinese food, but it tastes delicious.  Today she asked him where his "big fren'" was (that's me!).  They were so nice to me.  They'd always give me free stuff when I ordered, but never to my mom (she'd beg me to order the food ).  They'd give her NOTHING but scowls.

Asia Cafe, how I miss thee.

[Bacon]

I don't really like Chinese food.

[Mupepe]

Eh, I love American Chinese Food. 

Chicken Fried Rice
Sweet and Sour Chicken
Beef Lo Mein Noodles

klasdjfaskl;fl;  HEAVEN.  I'm probably never going to China, so this will do.  I'll never know the difference.

[The Fake Shemp]

CrystalGemini mocks my love of wonton soup, where the wontons are are triangle shaped and filled with like tough shredded, meat.

[MrAngryFace]

American Chinese rocks, there's this place walking distance from me that makes me forget ive cut my carbs to 90g a day

Of course since my body isnt used to it anymore I shit violently afterwards but man is it bliss up till that point.

[Disposable White Guy]

HOW DARE YOU SPREAD LIES ABOUT ME YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH



















As usual, she gave me free soup and sodas lewl

[The Fake Shemp]

She gave me free wonton soup, always. 

[Mupepe]

She gave me free wonton soup, always. 

Did you get any for me?

Egg Drop Soup is better by the way.

[The Fake Shemp]

Egg Drop Soup has the consistency of snot.

[Mupepe]

Egg Drop Soup has the consistency of snot.

Always warm and salty?

[The Fake Shemp]

[Disposable White Guy]

That's not sn-oh... Oh dear God..

[Mupepe]

[CrystalGemini]

* CrystalGemini rolls eyes

[MrAngryFace]

Man now I wanna get chinese tomorrow. god damnit

[Bacon]

i'd rather eat a chinese stinkhole than chineese food.