Author Topic: so lil kim is now azn............. (Read 2622 times)

Himu · « **on:** February 03, 2008, 04:33:52 PM »

before:

after:

why did she do this

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »

BAHAHA

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:39:51 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

no one wants to be black

[close]

T234 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:40:12 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on February 03, 2008, 04:36:16 PM

I'll never get a boner ever again.

YOU'RE YOUNG, DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

lordmaji · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:44:15 PM »

wtf....

no way... wow.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:53:32 PM »

she looks quite fly in the first pic.

was it before or after they pumped five gallons of semen from her stomach

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2008, 04:57:42 PM »

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2008, 04:57:42 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

LOOK-A-LIKE-A MAN

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:05:55 PM »

A quart of skeet probably has a astronomical amount of calories (from fat)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:11:32 PM »

should we call her rir kim now

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:13:28 PM »

i like what that guy at gaf called her

Lil Kim Jong III

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:16:43 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 03, 2008, 05:05:55 PM

A quart of skeet probably has a astronomical amount of calories (from fat)

Yeah, but you'd probably burn it off from all the head bobbing you'd have to do to get that much jism. 1 quart would be a whole lot of dudes. I mean, we're talking like the Houston 500 here.

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:25:29 PM »

happy black history month.

because her being black is now a thing of the past

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »

looks like she could have gotten that ping pong ball sized mole shaved off while they were slashing around up there

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:29:17 PM »

She used to be cute.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:32:25 PM »

ha, it has gotten bigger

maybe they used the scraps from her eyelids to build it up

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on February 03, 2008, 05:11:32 PM

should we call her rir kim now

Shuri · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:21:47 PM »

She looks like a chubby Bjork.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:50:21 PM »

All least MJ had the foresight to make his whole body white and not only his face *smh*

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:50:30 PM »

I like how she keeps that other Asian girl around in the last picture, as if to remind you that this is the look she is going for, she's supposed to be Asian, see!

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 03, 2008, 05:25:29 PM

happy black history month.

because her being black is now a thing of the past

word. If Aaron still did the Boondocks comics, he'd pull her from the Shame of Year thing and file this as good news. Shit, when I think about this is good news.

edit: wtf I can't type today

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 03, 2008, 07:03:35 PM

Quote from: Eric P on February 03, 2008, 05:25:29 PM
happy black history month.

because her being black is now a thing of the past

word. If Aaron still did the Boondocks comics, he'd pull her from the Shame of Year thing and file this as good news. Shit, when I think about this is good news.

edit: wtf I can't type today

Better that than not being able to type every day :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:40:10 PM »

that reminds me of the japanese human dolls that gwen stefani had (see dancers in her videos) that she paid to stay with her and pretend to be her friends for a year but that they were forbidden to speak english in front of her.

crazy ass women get an asian fetish.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:44:06 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2008, 07:40:10 PM

that reminds me of the japanese human dolls that gwen stefani had (see dancers in her videos) that she paid to stay with her and pretend to be her friends for a year but that they were forbidden to speak english in front of her.

crazy ass women get an asian fetish.

It's not like it's only women that get weird fetishes. Look at himumu and his puzzling hijab fetish.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:56:13 PM »

that's why I specified crazy women=azn fetish.

but then again there all those nerds that get into desu desu stuff. that could probably be a longing for a culture to accept them and talk about how they're gaming magazines are so big. relative to these custardy jizz buckets, there's probably a different reason and that got them to go "all out".

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2008, 12:10:31 AM »

Everybody wang-chung tonight.

Candyflip · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2008, 12:22:22 AM »

She is quite the ugly asian woman.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:50:30 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2008, 07:40:10 PM

that reminds me of the japanese human dolls that gwen stefani had (see dancers in her videos) that she paid to stay with her and pretend to be her friends for a year but that they were forbidden to speak english in front of her.

crazy ass women get an asian fetish.

Hahaha wtf??

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:49:25 AM »

Yeah, she looks different, but those aren't great photos, here's some others from the same night and semi-recently.

I think she got her eyelashes from the Tammy Faye estate auction.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2008, 04:59:08 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 04, 2008, 02:50:30 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2008, 07:40:10 PM
that reminds me of the japanese human dolls that gwen stefani had (see dancers in her videos) that she paid to stay with her and pretend to be her friends for a year but that they were forbidden to speak english in front of her.

crazy ass women get an asian fetish.
Hahaha wtf??

apparently she likes japanese culture so much she hired 4 japanese girls to do nothing but stay around her and speak japanese for a year. and they were in some of her videos.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2008, 05:07:57 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2008, 04:59:08 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 04, 2008, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2008, 07:40:10 PM
that reminds me of the japanese human dolls that gwen stefani had (see dancers in her videos) that she paid to stay with her and pretend to be her friends for a year but that they were forbidden to speak english in front of her.

crazy ass women get an asian fetish.
Hahaha wtf??
apparently she likes japanese culture so much she hired 4 japanese girls to do nothing but stay around her and speak japanese for a year. and they were in some of her videos.

Insanity. Just...wow.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2008, 06:23:52 AM »

It was a gimmick for her album Love Angel Music Baby (which is what the four Japanese girls were nicknamed, btw). She sang about Harajuku fashion and shit. You really didn't know about this at all, nikki? She took the girls with her everywhere. And nintenho is exaggerating, they weren't forbidden to speak English in front of her. They were forbidden to speak English when they appeared publicly for shows and stuff.

Shuri · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2008, 07:16:29 AM »

It was just a marketing gimmick.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:51:35 AM »

Man, after reading this thread I'll never be able to look at myself in the mirror again without punching myself in the face for reading this thread.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:53:53 AM »

SMH!

Takuan · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2008, 12:40:36 PM »

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