If it were the future, and you were the Prince of Space. . .

[TVC15]

but you had to marry someone to become the King of All Cosmos, who would you pick?  Keep in mind that you have to marry someone else with royal blood.  But you have a time machine, so you can pick from any royal in history.

I pick Caligula.

[Ichirou]

I pick Grace Kelly.

[TVC15]

Argh, I forgot about her.

[Ichirou]

Spencer Spencer, King of the Cosmos...For Hire.

[Van Cruncheon]

jesus, he is the king of kings

alternatively, i pick that fat slob who is the king of queens

[TVC15]

oh god my tummy.  No more soy milk for keith.  I am going to relax and maybe sleeep

[TVC15]

jus one more sip NOM NOM NOM

[Madrun Badrun]

Kaiser William II



 

[Ichirou]

You should grow a mustache like the kaiser's next. It would complement your cravat quite nicely.

[Madrun Badrun]

I plan to.  Right after I become the leader of the German army and navy. 

[Joe Molotov]

I wouldn't kick Princess Madeleine of Sweden out of bed.

[Ichirou]

Neither would I. I'd bend her over and have sex with her.

HA HA!

[Phoenix Dark]

I pick Grace Kelly.

.

[Joe Molotov]

I'd kick her out

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and fuck her on the floor

[close]

Bastard, she's a princess. 


You should ask her politely before fucking her on the floor, and address her as HRH when doing so.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[drew]

I'm using that as my wallpaper.