I'm bringin' it back!

[Mupepe]

I remember an EB filled with so much gay subtext, you could hardly breathe without smelling someone else's taint.  Now we're barely down to "I'll ___ you" and the regurgitated ""

Well, I say, LET'S GO BACK TO BASICS!

  THIS is our history.  THIS is where it all began.

Michael Savage had it right when he said "Border, Language and Culture"

Border: The outward edges of another poster's buttocks
Language: As much gay subtext as I can fit into a [butt]sentence.
Culture: The culture of acting gay



VOTE FOR MUPEPE!

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I'm so bored.  37 more minutes!

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[Joe Molotov]

 :rapetime

[Powerslave]

hey mupepe that 3-6 maffia with the Final Countdown cover song you posted rocks 

[Ichirou]

This morning I was thinking about writing erotic Mupepe fan fiction.  No joke.  It would be called "The Sexual Enslavement of Mupepe" and it would start with Mupepe browsing Evilbore only to come across a strange photo in the "post your pictures" thread of a young bearded man wearing a cravat and a cowboy hat.  Throughout the day, Mupepe would return to that thread to look at that picture again and again.  Eventually, however, the picture would (for some reason) be taken down, and Mupepe would be unable to access it anymore.

The frustration would grow.  Mupepe would hit refresh every few minutes, hoping the picture would show up again.  He would be unable to get any work done.  Finally desperate, he would PM the person who posted the picture asking them to e-mail it to him.

No reply.  Why? Why? Why?  Frustration turns to obsession.  Mupepe must have that picture.  Nay, he must have the person in the picture.  No substitutes.  He scours the threads, looking for the poster's personal information.  He is able to cobble together the poster's name and address.  Still at work, he books a flight on Expedia, leaving the next day.  Why is he doing this?  Just for the picture of a man he saw on the Internet?  He does not know what drives him.  He must meet his destiny, and its name is Arvie.  He pretends to be sick and takes the rest of the day off.  He goes home to pack his suitcase.  Homosinsual thoughts bounce around inside his head.  He can't believe it.  The last time he felt like this was when he spied his best friend Garrett showering after gym class, back when he was a high school student.  His face reddens at the memory.  He finishes packing.  He goes to take a cold shower, tries to relax and think of the next day.  The plane trip.  The inevitable meeting.  He swallows, hard.

...to be continued...

[Himu]

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

[Ichirou]

There'll be an extended Himu/Moops flashback in part 3.

[Shuri]

He left his pals and wandered over to us, introducing himself to us as Mupepe. I hung my head as Betty introduced us and I watched as she gently opened her legs and allowed our visitor to see her soft, pink slit. It was clear to him that she was aroused. I looked up at him as he stood above me and it was clear from his stance that he knew he was my better.

Mupepe stood there like a young black god, his eyes lustfully devouring my wife's body, her pert young breasts lifted proudly and her nipples were erect. His gaze wandered down her smooth, silky body and her legs opened wider to expose her inflamed labia and inner lips. She was so wet that her juices trickled out. I saw her smile sweetly at him; by then he too was becoming aroused. His knobhead, which had been hidden under his foreskin, had fully pushed itself from its covering. I can tell you that it opened my eyes and Betty's.

He looked disdainfully down at me and his gaze rested on my penis. Betty told me to move aside so that Mupepe could sit on the towel next to us. He barely looked at me as he joined her, knowing that I was no problem in his conquest of my wife. They talked together and their flirting became so blatant that I knew she wanted to have sex with him. I also knew that I wanted to watch her have sex with him, no matter what the consequences to our marriage. She moved the towel over his crotch and I watched, amazed, as she squeezed his cock. There was a real danger that they would try to fuck on the beach and I suggested we went back to our hotel, to which they agreed.

[Ichirou]

I thought Shuri was a chick.

[CrystalGemini]

Isn't Shuri the guy that had that huge drama thread a while back on GAF where his girlfriend was sleeping with some other guy then he slept with her but only as a one-night-stand or something?

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I think I just described every poster on GAF.   

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[tiesto]

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I think I just described every poster on GAF.   

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No you didn't, people on GAF don't get laid! 

[Smooth Groove]

[Ichirou]

I have no idea!  Sounds like OT wackiness to me!

[Van Cruncheon]

  He swallows, hard.

was the comma necessary

[Mupepe]

He left his pals and wandered over to us, introducing himself to us as Mupepe. I hung my head as Betty introduced us and I watched as she gently opened her legs and allowed our visitor to see her soft, pink slit. It was clear to him that she was aroused. I looked up at him as he stood above me and it was clear from his stance that he knew he was my better.

Mupepe stood there like a young black god, his eyes lustfully devouring my wife's body, her pert young breasts lifted proudly and her nipples were erect. His gaze wandered down her smooth, silky body and her legs opened wider to expose her inflamed labia and inner lips. She was so wet that her juices trickled out. I saw her smile sweetly at him; by then he too was becoming aroused. His knobhead, which had been hidden under his foreskin, had fully pushed itself from its covering. I can tell you that it opened my eyes and Betty's.

He looked disdainfully down at me and his gaze rested on my penis. Betty told me to move aside so that Mupepe could sit on the towel next to us. He barely looked at me as he joined her, knowing that I was no problem in his conquest of my wife. They talked together and their flirting became so blatant that I knew she wanted to have sex with him. I also knew that I wanted to watch her have sex with him, no matter what the consequences to our marriage. She moved the towel over his crotch and I watched, amazed, as she squeezed his cock. There was a real danger that they would try to fuck on the beach and I suggested we went back to our hotel, to which they agreed.

holy shit, how did you know i was uncircumsized???

[Ichirou]

I sent him/her the pics.

[Tauntaun]

[Shuri]

and now for some more..

Back at home and without Mupepe, she grew restless with me, even though I did all I could by licking her sex bud and cunny hole. Eventually, she brought home a black man from work. His name was Phoenix Dark and he fucked her many times but wouldn't let me watch. Betty liked him but he wasn't as well-endowed as Mupepe had been. It was all very frustrating but I got to lick her out after he had gone.

My wife went with him for two months before becoming restless and frustrated with him and his smaller penis. She needed a new man and told me I had to find her one as well-equipped as Mupepe. I had no idea of how to go about it, so went through the latest contact magazines. I wrote off to as many black men as I could find; it cost me a small fortune in stamps and photos of Betty. She had replies from many black studs wanting to get into her pants and fuck her. She finally chose Himuro, a 26 year old black superstud. He claimed to have a 10 inch penis and promised more once he fucked Betty. He has since proved his length by having Betty measure his cock.

My wife loves sex with Himuro and now has his baby inside her. Betty has moved him into the house and he has proved a worthy master. I do all the things I did for her when she was with Mupepe and Pheonix Dark, but Himuro humiliates me even more. My wife makes me cower before him and he ridicules me for my small penis and tells me I have no chance of ever satisfying my Betty or any other woman. He says all I am good for is working and bringing in money and, of course, to obediently toss myself off while he services my wife. All right, I may have a small penis but it still feels good when I toss and come while grovelling to him as he services my Betty. Its a very special relationship and one I am proud to be part of for Betty's sake.

[Ichirou]

Shuri, post a picture of yourself.

[Himu]

I'M JACKING OFF TO THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

JO JO JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO

ps: I'M 22

[Ichirou]

The flashback:

Just as Mupepe was about to head out to the airport to catch his plane to Canada, his phone rang.  Who could it be?  He was tempted to ignore the call, but it might be from work.  He picked up.

"Hello, lover."

Mupepe's heart skipped a beat.  The voice was instantly recognizable as Garrett.  He hadn't spoken to Garrett since he had moved to Florida.  From what he'd heard, his old friend was leading a life of ritualistic debauchery, and had even been arrested for anime killing-related offenses, but there had been no conviction.  Hearing the voice brought back so many memories...memories of two young bodies, ebony and ivory, exploring and making discoveries about each other that would have given their parents conniptions...he remembered lying on the bed while Garrett licked whipped cream off his nipples, remembered spreading chocolate syrup onto Garrett's bellybutton and then licklicklicking it out, lapping it up like a cat with a bowl of milk.  His dark chocolate lover.

"Mupepe?  You there?"

"...Yeah, sorry.  How you been, buddy?  It's been a while."

"I just got back.  I'm staying at my folks' home for the next few weeks.  I was wondering if I could come over to your place tonight, you know..."

...to be continued...

[Mupepe]

Mmmmm...


mas, por favor

[Himu]

[Ichirou]

Moops, if you had to choose between Himuro and Father_Mike, who would you choose?  I'm at a crossroads and I don't know where the story will go next.

[Himu]

BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

[Ichirou]

Okay, shit, I need to figure out how this is gonna work, I've never written a gay threesome before.

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Or have I?

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[Tauntaun]

    This is pretty gay.....

[Ichirou]

"So, Mupepe, how about I come over around seven-ish?  I'll bring some courvoisier and some chocolate strawberries."

"Buddy, I am so sorry, but you caught me at a bad time.  I'm about to leave for Canada."

Mupepe heard what seemed like a groan on the other line.  This was so unexpected.  On the one hand, he knew what he was getting with Garrett.  A man who took his time.  A man who knew all of his favorite positions, his erogenous zones, everything that tickled his fancy in the bedroom.  On the other hand, the possibilities of Arvie awaited him in Canada.  He could probably cancel the ticket.  Or he could try to postpone it and pay the service charge. Or...

"Hey, Garrett, you there?"

"...Yeah...I'm just...Mupepe, baby..."

"Look, I just had an idea.  How about I trade in my first-class ticket for two coach tickets and we go to Canada - together?"

"Wait, what?"

"You heard me.  Let's go to Canada together.  It'll be an adventure, and...well...let's just say I've got a hot little piece of ass lined up over there.  What do you say, buddy?  Can you be ready in an hour?"

"Shit, nukka, I haven't even unpacked yet.  I'm ready NOW."

"I'll pick you up in thirty minutes, then.  Canada, here we come!"

...to be continued...

[Mupepe]

Can we call the next episode "Butt Buddies"?

[Tauntaun]

Can we call the next episode "Butt Buddies"?

I second this.