Author Topic: Living with my parents for a week...god damn (livejournal rant) (Read 1254 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** February 04, 2008, 10:13:50 PM »

So a little more than a week ago the heat in my house died. It's taken awhile to get the furnace people to do their job, and they'll be out tomorrow hopefully. For the last week I've been staying with my parents, and it's been hell. Sure the food is good, but I can't believe how nothing has changed from the time I moved out almost two years ago to today.

-My brothers are still bickering children. The two who still live with my parents constantly argue, yell, and act distinguished mentally-challenged. I'm 3 years older than my other brother, and we've always gotten along pretty well. But these two tards, ages 14 and 15, can't agree on anything and don't know when to back down. EXAMPLE: each is assigned a different chore each week, and the 15 year old happens to be over the kitchen this week; last week the 14 year old was in charge of it. So I get home from school and notice the kitchen is a total mess. Why? The family (except for me) went to a Super Bowl party last night, didn't get home until midnight. They brought a bunch of empty pans back and put them in the sink. So now there's an argument over who should clean those pans: should it be the 15 year old since the pans were put in the sink past midnight (when his "shift" began) or the 14 year old since the pans were essentially there last night? WTF

-Fucking bible study. As I slowly become disillusioned from my religion, I've grown rather indifferent to it. This doesn't sit well with my parents, who expect me to be a berean of bible shit. Granted I can hold my own in any religious discussion with my eyes closed - it would have been impossible not to have picked up many things after being indoctrinated for 20 years. But I'll be reading a steamy incest story in A CLASH OF KINGS and my dad will walk by

"So...read Romans today?"
"No"
"You know it's important right?"
"Yup"
"Ok then..."

My religious life should be my personal business now, end of story.

-Bedtime. BEDTIME. I usually go to bed around 4AM because I can't sleep - bedtime is at 12AM here. Granted it's their house/their rules...but this is bullshit.

Bottom line: I just don't feel comfortable here. I'll be 21 in two weeks, yet I'm still being treated like a god damn child, to be trotted to any mundane family event so my parents can brag about me while I look around, realizing I'm surrounded by high schoolers.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:15:45 PM »

You're slowly starting to look down on your family for their religious fanaticism. You have taken the first step towards agnosticism.

:tbslol

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:17:38 PM »

Tell your parents you support Ron Paul.

Tape it and put their reaction on youtube.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:19:29 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2008, 10:17:38 PM

Tell your parents you support Ron Paul. Tape it and put their reaction on youtube.

?

My dad is on the election board for Obama, in Michigan lol

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:20:50 PM »

It's a joke dude, I was just exaggerating your youthful rejection of your parents ideals.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:21:08 PM »

Still though.... It wold be funny.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:22:16 PM »

Naw, he should tell his parents he's converting to Islam. He should look at the Himumu goes to Mecca thread and take notes and then confront his parents and tell his mom she should start wearing a hajjib or whatever it's called.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:23:52 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:24:28 PM »

He can do both. Imagine what his parents would say if he came home in traditional black muslim garb holding some ron paul literature.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:25:15 PM »

omg, that would be so awesome

PD YOU MUST DO IT

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:26:25 PM »

Only if you put the video on youtube. "Peedee: a black man comes home"

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:27:05 PM »

The other alternative is to bring Cheebs home with you and introduce him to your parents as your "partner."

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:27:16 PM »

And then come home with a 6 year old girl and say it is your new wife

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:27:32 PM »

wtf guys $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:27:44 PM »

OH god Im dying here!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:29:04 PM »

Bring home that fat white chick you met online and brag to your parents about how she buys you dinner at Red Lobster's.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 04, 2008, 10:29:04 PM

Bring home that fat white chick you met online and brag to your parents about how she buys you dinner at Red Lobster's.

Wait what?

Can I get a link to that thread?

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:30:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2008, 10:27:16 PM

And then come home with a 6 year old girl and say it is your new wife

Yeah, and if your parents start to tell you how wrong it is, tell them how one of Mohammed's wives was like 7 when he married her, and how "age ain't nuthin' but a number." Then give them some muslim literature so they can start getting acquainted with your new belief system, and invite them to your local mosque.

FoC, it's the "online dating" thread PD started, should be in the first couple of pages on EB. He delivered the goods, too - he posted PICS.

bork · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:44:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2008, 10:13:50 PM

My religious life should be my personal business now, end of story.

-Bedtime. BEDTIME. I usually go to bed around 4AM because I can't sleep - bedtime is at 12AM here. Granted it's their house/their rules...but this is bullshit.

Bottom line: I just don't feel comfortable here. I'll be 21 in two weeks, yet I'm still being treated like a god damn child, to be trotted to any mundane family event so my parents can brag about me while I look around, realizing I'm surrounded by high schoolers.

Why don't you stand up for yourself and tell them you're a responsible adult now?

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:01:56 AM »

Turn to Islam before it is too late, PD.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:07:25 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2008, 02:01:56 AM

Turn to Islam before it is too late, PD.

The results of PD's conversion would be epic.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:08:09 AM »

I'm wondering if Scientology would be a better route to go, Pee Dee.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:26:04 AM »

What Maurice needs is a nice, cool gun.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:31:06 AM »

lol religion

My dad makes Mel Gibson look like a lapsed Catholic.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:31:51 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 05, 2008, 02:26:04 AM

What Maurice needs is a nice, cool gun.

He should ask DaCocoBrova for one. Wasn't he also going to get you a hooker, PD?

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Author Topic: Living with my parents for a week...god damn (livejournal rant) (Read 1254 times)