More thoughts.
Four, despite offering you a few limited character creation options, there's no way to not play as a faggy emo kid. I tried various options, but he looks faggy and emo no matter what you do. You can only make him look more or less faggy.
Five, the voice acting is lawl-worthy.
Six, the writing and story is also lawl-worthy. Your guy is a slave, and not some cool slave like Conan, but a faggy emo slave who will probably be put to work as a sex butler for some Caligula-type dude. But then some princess finds out you have the power to cast spells with cards, so you end up in a Yugioh card battling arena instead. Then you get lines like: "Wait, stop! Do you sometimes dream about stars exploding from the darkness?!"
Seven, the gameplay is total nerd porn. I've made it through the first two matches, and already I'm itching to do some deck building.

I gotta hurry up and win some more matches so I can get some good cards.

Then we can pit our faggy emo kids together!
