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Howard Alan Treesong

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This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« on: February 05, 2008, 02:36:54 AM »
Me: Let's meet for coffee!
Her: Sure! Where?
Me: . o O (This is my big chance to impress her! I'll find an awesome, quirky independent coffee house and impress her with my worldly ways!)
Me: *Googles*



Me: :gloomy
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 02:37:20 AM »
CRAB COOKER!
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demi

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 02:38:35 AM »
Another vote for Starbucks
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 02:39:20 AM »
Tell her to meet you at the coffee shop... in your pants.  Your bold move will be rewarded with hot, animal sex.
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demi

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 02:40:22 AM »
And coffee
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 02:41:06 AM »
Yes, you better have coffee or else that might backfire.
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 02:43:12 AM »
Yes, you better have coffee or else that might backfire.

Just not in your pants. That'd be scalding hot.

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 02:43:19 AM »
"She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex."
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 02:46:28 AM »
"Instead of coffee, why don't we go get ourselves some crabs?"
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2008, 02:46:52 AM »
This is getting too convoluted. 

Just invite her to a wrap party, conveniently hosted in a dark alley.  When she arrives and asks where the wrap party is, tell her that she is confused, because you said rape party.  Then five big, black men will jump from the shadows as you pin her down and deflower her.

Years from now, after several thousands of dollars spent on therapy, you'll both look back on the experience and laugh.
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FatalT

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 02:47:12 AM »
"Instead of coffee, why don't we go get ourselves some crabs?"

Good call!

TVC15

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 02:59:58 AM »
Wow, that is even worse than Seattle.  We have a similar concentration of Starbucks, but at least have lots of non-Starbucks (or Starbucks-owned) cafes, too.
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2008, 08:42:16 AM »
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2008, 09:18:07 AM »
Why would anyone take the time to write a review of a Starbucks.
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Eric P

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2008, 09:36:38 AM »
Why would anyone take the time to write a review of a Starbucks.

to save them from having to review every starbucks
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2008, 09:39:38 AM »
I can't stand the homogenization of the business landscape here in the states.  Manhattan, full of diverse, independent businesses is also being assaulted by chains.  I can't stand them. 

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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2008, 10:48:10 AM »
Me: . o O (This is my big chance to impress her! I'll find an awesome, quirky independent coffee house and impress her with my worldly ways!)

This is why you failed, JUST BE YOURSELF!  :maf
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2008, 10:52:15 AM »
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Re: This is why we can't have nice dates anymore
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2008, 10:53:18 AM »
:)