Author Topic: Evilbore Exclusivo: Boogie is now officially a Mountie! (Read 3370 times)

Boogie · « **on:** February 06, 2008, 02:02:53 PM »

Hey everybody. That's right, I have completed my 6 months of training, and am now officially a constable with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

and now, sexy pics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:05:14 PM »

Congratulations man! But I must admit this cracked me up:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:05:15 PM »

Can you smuggle in bacon and whiskey now?

And the second picture looks like some kind of jazz musical theatre ensemble!

... so what do mounties do nowadays? We have cars, y'know.

Boogie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 06, 2008, 02:05:15 PM

... so what do mounties do nowadays? We have cars, y'know.

Pretty much every policing task you can think of, the RCMP does.

As per our recruiting site:

Marine Services
Crime Prevention
Federal Policing
Customs and Excise
Passport and Immigration
Commercial Crime
Drug Investigation
Foreign Missions
Protective Policing
Economic Crime
Counterfeiting Investigation
Diplomatic Protection
Emergency Response Team
Forensic Services
Traffic Law Enforcement
Airport Security
Aboriginal Policing

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:07:28 PM »

Nothing is more envigorating than getting a beej on duty. Make it so

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 06, 2008, 02:02:53 PM

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That looks better than the organized dance routines in high school

congrats

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:08:16 PM »

Awesome, time to clean up all of Canada's urban crime centers!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:08:20 PM »

Congrats!!

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:08:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 02:07:33 PM

Quote from: Boogie on February 06, 2008, 02:02:53 PM
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That looks better than the organized dance routines in high school

congrats

Thanks! We kicked ass in our final drill demonstration.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:13:56 PM »

That's awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:14:29 PM »

Do you guys really ride horses?

Boogie · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 06, 2008, 02:14:29 PM

Do you guys really ride horses?

No. Only those who are on the Musical Ride team in Ottawa.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 06, 2008, 02:02:53 PM

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Haha, your expression says, "Oh and are we going to pick up that "fallen" rubbish? Don't make me tell you what this is all aboot!"

Do you get billy clubs?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:22:31 PM »

Could you guys take the NYPD on neutral ground? You guys could choose the weapons

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on February 06, 2008, 02:08:16 PM

Awesome, time to clean up all of Canada's urban crime centers!

So that would be like... Jane Finch and... umm...

BTW, congrats, Boogie!

T234 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:27:09 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 06, 2008, 02:02:53 PM

Hey everybody. That's right, I have completed my 6 months of training, and am now officially a constable with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

and now, sexy pics.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7020/mecv8.jpg

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http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7871/airport2ev3.jpg

Did you look like this seven years ago?

APF · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:30:04 PM »

Congrats Boogie!

Boogie · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:32:48 PM »

Thanks everybody!

Quote from: tiesto on February 06, 2008, 02:24:37 PM

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on February 06, 2008, 02:08:16 PM
Awesome, time to clean up all of Canada's urban crime centers!

So that would be like... Jane Finch and... umm...

Surrey B.C!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 02:22:31 PM

Could you guys take the NYPD on neutral ground? You guys could choose the weapons

Absolutely.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:32:56 PM »

congrats boogie! the uniform looks like it was made for you. you look great in the pics

defend our beloved country well

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2008, 02:58:22 PM »

Make sure the filthy Americans don't cross our border illegally. Use a taser if you have to!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 06, 2008, 02:58:22 PM

Make sure the filthy Americans don't cross our border illegally. Use a taser if you have to!

Don't tase me, bro! I just came for the women and the weed, why so harsh! Gosh!

Oh yah, congrats and shit boogs. You give hope to us history majors that we will all one day be something.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on February 06, 2008, 03:02:08 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 06, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
Make sure the filthy Americans don't cross our border illegally. Use a taser if you have to!

Don't tase me, bro! I just came for the women and the weed, why so harsh! Gosh!

If I can't have them then neither can you!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 02:05:14 PM

Congratulations man! But I must admit this cracked me up:

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This is awesome.Congrats,go fight crime now!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:11:05 PM »

awesome, man, congrats

apprehend this man on sight:

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:42:35 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** February 06, 2008, 03:59:25 PM »

Congrats Boogie!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:13:01 PM »

Yeah, I just got around to buying one for myself.

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:15:28 PM »

I guess I've never seen a Canadian police officer before. Those are...interesting pants!

ps: where's your gun?

T-Short · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:30:12 PM »

I SALUTE YOU SIR

*inhales breath spray*

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:30:53 PM »

And yeah, congrats duder.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:48:17 PM »

Congrats Boogie!

I was looking over my previous story inspired by you and I was actually considering writing it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2008, 05:00:54 PM »

Congrats!

Boogie · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2008, 05:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 06, 2008, 04:15:28 PM

I guess I've never seen a Canadian police officer before. Those are...interesting pants!

ps: where's your gun?

Well, we don't go on duty in those pants.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2008, 06:02:38 PM »

This proves my theory:

Mounties > Cops

Mounties kick ass, cops can go fuck themselves.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2008, 06:07:21 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 06, 2008, 06:02:38 PM

This proves my theory:

Mounties > Cops

Mounties kick ass, cops can go fuck themselves.

What was that show back in the 90's about that one Mountie?

Boogie · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2008, 06:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 06, 2008, 06:07:21 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 06, 2008, 06:02:38 PM
This proves my theory:

Mounties > Cops

Mounties kick ass, cops can go fuck themselves.

What was that show back in the 90's about that one Mountie?

Due South!