I know I'm going to be eating meat like I normally do. My mother actually tried to shame me into not eating meat on Ash Wednesday and I'm all like "lol" (stopped doing it ever since I turned 17. She asked me once why I would blaspheme like this and I replied with "Blame yourself or God" and walked away. It was awesome.
I just ate six strips of bacon and scrambled eggs, Jesus it was delicious. No wonder they feed old people scrambled eggs, you can gobble that shit like a duck without it getting logged in your throat.