Author Topic: I'm going gay. (Read 13419 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **on:** February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM »

Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:36:15 PM »

make sure you swab out your ass so your "teachers" don't get any of that nasty albino shiz on their johnsons

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:39:36 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 08, 2008, 08:36:15 PM

make sure you swab out your ass so your "teachers" don't get any of that nasty albino shiz on their johnsons

That guy in your ava is a total cutie <3

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:42:15 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM

Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Wow, the thing with this new chick went south that quickly?

Frankly, before we accept you into the club, you have to stop listening to that terrible blues music. Listen to Scott Walker or Jacques Brel if you desire old stuff.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM »

I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:12:57 PM »

come watch Lost and Death Proof and Pan's Labyrinth with me instead and we can play dead rising and I can give you snuggle and eskimo kisses

MCD · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:18:46 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:19:59 PM »

Like brothers sharing a bunk, the older brother gets the top

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:20:25 PM »

That sounds good.

I'm uploading a pit because I though it looked really cool but the lighting turned out shitty so the picture sucks

It was all arty and shit. total gay.

My sink isn't balanced. I also need to clean the fosset.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM

I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.

Come on, Arvie, spill it. What did the WHORE do to you?

lordmaji · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM

Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity?

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that doesn't sound right...

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:25:13 PM »

"fosset"

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faucet, dude

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:25:48 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:21:09 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM
I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.

Come on, Arvie, spill it. What did the WHORE do to you?

She has a boy friend. and has had one for 6 months. Didn't mention him though but like i said i new this would happen. but she will email me thought o explain things

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM »

Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity?

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No i'm going top be the virgin queen like elizabith, lol.

drinky tou can teach me to spell stupid fench words latter.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:30:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM

Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.

the one with out the flash was worse. :'( :'( :'( :'(

It was so cool though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:32:47 PM »

Arvie, come to Seattle and I will teach you the secrets of lighting. I will teach you how to properly light even the tightest of membranous enclosures.

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:34:45 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity?

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that doesn't sound right...
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No i'm going top be the virgin queen like elizabith, lol.

drinky tou can teach me to spell stupid fench words latter.

...and I thought we had something special! You ruined it! you asshole! *runs off crying*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:38:03 PM »

!!!!!I got a better shot now

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:39:01 PM »

some one play omage five score shit againt me!

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:30:07 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM
Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.

the one with out the flash was worse. :'( :'( :'( :'(

It was so cool though.

Find an indirect dull, light source and crank the ISO to somewhere between 400-800, the darker it is in there, the higher. Cunt tell you shutter and apertures without knowing exactly what the lighting situation is. FLASH IS EVIL.

And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then i would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whisky that came from Twickenham
Authentic queers
And phony virgins
If I had banks on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some china men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me "Jacky"

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM »

You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you

lordmaji · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM

You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you

he's getting drunk and has the shits. You don't do that?

weirdo.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:43:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM

You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you

My mom wont hear my drunkenness it a bathroom!

I learnt I can dance when I'm drunk too!

lordmaji · « **Reply #25 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:46:08 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:43:17 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM
You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you

My mom wont hear my drunkenness it a bathroom!

I learnt I can dance when I'm drunk too!

You should try and enema the rest of it. it'll fuuuccckkkk youuuu up.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:46:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:38:03 PM

!!!!!I got a better shot now

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I started post-processing then I got bored, but at least I got rid of the noise. While you are drunk and in the bathroom, take a picture of your dick.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:47:00 PM »

lol, I just forgot a bout rachel then remembered again bit forgot again because of you evilbore. I loves you guays!

too many firefox red lines!

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:48:21 PM »

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:52:56 PM »

god I remember when I could play gradious V drunk but I can't even do this shit!!!

shiuld I try calling her again? last time I got her astrailain roommate.

lordmaji · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:52:56 PM

god I remember when I could play gradious V drunk but I can't even do this shit!!!

shiuld I try calling her again? last time I got her astrailain roommate.

Only if you do the enema thing.

abrader · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:59:18 PM »

Why talk about being gay - at least try making out with a dood or something - you know what they say about kissing.

I made out with a dood once many years ago and decided it wasnt for me.

The same could happen to you.....a dood just doesnt feel right in my hands or on my lips.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:59:51 PM »

It's easy if you just close your eyes; it feels the same. But remember the harier the dude is=the more likely he'll look like a dude to you. Get a spicy, shaved boy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:03:25 PM »

I took pics of me soingong to I pitty the fool! Blues!

lol

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:04:09 PM »

what horrible pics!!!!

lordmaji · « **Reply #35 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:04:21 PM »

...you have a pretty mouth... ... ..

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:06:01 PM »

Ahhhh, my archive gets bigger and bigger

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:07:42 PM »

The thing about being gay is that gays aren't interested in love, so you can never get depressed

Gays are often self-centered and concerned only about their own interests. it's not like they can get married, and it's not like they have a heaven to look forward to, after all the sinning they've done.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:08:49 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:07:42 PM

The thing about being gay is that gays aren't interested in love, so you can never get depressed

Gays are often self-centered and concerned only about their own interests

But I want to cuddle :'(

I just played for 60 mins so my gredits went to 5!!!!

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:09:15 PM »

You want to cuddle, then you should look into the bear community

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:12:49 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:15:22 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:16:12 PM »

what the FUCK

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM »

should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:18:19 PM »

PD has a tinny head lol

Eric P · « **Reply #45 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:19:59 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM

should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?

i honestly don't see how that could be a bad move.

if this were a romantic comedy and she read that letter, the music would swell up and we'd zoom in to see her smile

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:20:47 PM »

fuck it! email her and spill out how you feel! seriously! be out with it because it's not happening this way and you WILL feel better.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:20:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM

should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?

that only woos women in shitty movies, arvie

women don't want the needy guy, they want the guy that kicks the needy guys' asses because he is the alpha

mating privileges do not go those who put their fates in the hands of women

Eric P · « **Reply #48 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:21:55 PM »

seriously. just blog it or send it to post secret

rodi · « **Reply #49 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:24:05 PM »

What the hell is wrong with you people!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:24:09 PM »

I told her I loved her once and was propley ingnored. I tolder her over msn, lol,

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:26:02 PM »

why would you tell her you love her after 6 months? is that how long you have been seeing her? or just how long you knew her?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:26:05 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 08, 2008, 10:24:05 PM

What the hell is wrong with you people!

I would like to find this out that wold be nice.

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:26:40 PM »

fuck her

tell her again and tell her to stop fucking with your heart

she's doing it on purpose

rodi

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:27:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:26:02 PM

why would you tell her you love her after 6 months? is that how long you have been seeing her? or just how long you knew her?

she has beeen seeing anouther guy since six months. I/ve known hwe since grade 7. thats like five some years.

in grade seven she was the only name I could remember for two weeks.

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:28:41 PM »

ok but you actually werent a couple or anything around that time

you creeped her out royally, forget it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:28:42 PM »

cousem mups wnted them

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:29:15 PM »

that looks womanish. I flex mush better than that!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:29:42 PM »

post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:29:46 PM »

Show us your schwartz!

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Author Topic: I'm going gay. (Read 13419 times)