I would. It would be a crime with its own punishment built in. I imagine him or her trying to make a withdraw and finding it out theres no balance. Or that he tries to access my assets and finds a bunch of medical bills he now is the owner of paying. Even trying to open a credit account on my identity and getting laughed at.
"So what are my assets then?"
"It says here you are the owner of a signed photograph of Richard Karn, the Star Wars Holiday Special on VHS and a broken accoustic guitar."
"How much is the photo worth?"
"Enough to cover the account access fee."
"Wonderful"
"Oh and also you own noobs. I am not sure what that means, but those are your assets, sir."
"Fuck me."
"Well does anybody like me?"
"Not really sir"
"Do I have good standing credit anywhere?"
"Well it says the owner at Blockbuster thinks you have good taste, but also that you have Return to Oz five months overdue."
