Is Phoenix Wright gay?

[Ichirou]

Apparently there's this whole sub-community of Ace Attorney fans who think Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are gay lovers and that it's all there if you read between the lines. 

[Joe Molotov]

There's a whole sub-community of people who think Pikachu and Ash are lovers too.   

smh Internet

[CurseoftheGods]

http://gaygamer.net/2006/10/phoenix_wright_gay_shocker.html

Yeah, as much as I love those two, Gumshoe/Itonoko is where the hotness is at…

I agree.

[Ichirou]

Here's an example:

http://mullenkamp.livejournal.com

This chick used to work at The GIA doing the fan fiction section.  She's obsessed with turning video game characters into closeted homosexuals, apparently.

Some people are just screwed up in the head...

[CurseoftheGods]

Ichi, have you seen this?

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

:sonic

[MCD]

Look beyond what you see.

[Ichirou]

Those are just wacked out degenerates.  These other people sort of fool you into thinking they're normal gamers and then suddenly they start to talk about all the hidden innuendo that makes it clear that Viktor and Flik from Suikoden are lovers.

[MCD]

Viktor and Flik? nah.

Germio/Suiko1 main character or Suiko2 main character/Jowy however...

[Vizzys]

no

phoenix wright gave pearls a necklace

[MCD]

no

phoenix wright gave pearls a necklace

are you suggesting he is into lolis?

[Vizzys]

yes

[Ichirou]

Let us check out Mullenkamp's interests:

12th harmonian sfdf, [shaggymercluv], accidentally giving pwps plot, achewood, almost everything, angst with a point, arguing about video games, asexuality, badfic, ban-chan, banxgin, beatles, being a cheapskate, being called a nazi, boa, breaking stereotypes, canon characterization, caution: i am boozer, christianity, cosplay, dance dance revolution, dar williams, dead gay cartoon characters, debunking myths and hoaxes, defending ashley's weird pants, disturbing suikoden pairings, dragonlance, drawing, emishi haruki, emishi x amon , engrish, eroica, fake journals, fan art, faris scherwiz, filling gaps in canon, final fantasy, french fries in frosties, from eroica with love, geddoe, gen fanfiction, get backers, gotsm, graboomung, guitar vader, hagrid gets no love, harukinja, harvesting badfic from fanfiction.net, hating muraki, hating my artwork, highway's thingy, how'd *gurgle* no arrows, humiliating my favorite characters, ico, insulting squall leonhart, irc, irc quote lists, john hardin, john lennon, kain highwind, kekkai.org, kogoro = pesmerga, kurusu masaki, laguna loire, livejournal support, lord of the rings, lotr in my pants, making stupid graphics hacks, marion zimmer bradley, masaki x teshimine :>, mean jokes about luc, memeing out lj interests, metroid, midou ban, midou ban's jewel-like eyes, mocking bad fanfic, moshing to anna begins, mst3k, no wussy ukes!, non-sucky fanfiction, not hating het, not ignoring canon relationships, old video games, originality, parody, pimping out vagrant story, pink floyd, problem-solving, protection from bush week, rabbits, random insanity, really weird userpics, rem, renaissance faires, richard shindell, rping, samwise gamgee, sasarai's true hat rune, scaring (or scarring) people, schtolteheim reinbach iii, seiken densetsu, sharp pointy things, snes rpgs, sonic youth, soul blazer, soulbonsai, starflyer 59, subaru 360, suikoden, supporting my abuse nazi friends, suzanne vega, sydney losstarot, sydney x hardin :>, thanking/apologizing meat festivals, that 70s show, the gia, they might be giants, tnc, torturing my muses, trees, tsuzuki asato, tuber revolution, updating gia, using CAPS in interests, vagrant story, video games, viktor x flik :>, voice acting, vote loire/stampede 2004!, wakka, wan fu x rody, web design, weird al yankovic, wesley willis, whoring out my pencil, writing, writing about drunk mercenaries, yami no matsuei, yos**taka!, yoshitaka amano, you're gonna break it, yuber knitting a scarf, 笑師春樹

All the bolded "A x Y" ones are dudes from video games or manga that apparently she wants to see FUCKING AND SUCKING.

[Joe Molotov]

Here's an example:

http://mullenkamp.livejournal.com

This chick used to work at The GIA doing the fan fiction section.  She's obsessed with turning video game characters into closeted homosexuals, apparently.

Some people are just screwed up in the head...

"and his manager, the first arguably canonical lesbian in a Nintendo game!"

Nooo, not Adrian Andrews too! She was just good friends with Celeste. Just good friends, that's all! 

[Ichirou]

Here's an example:

http://mullenkamp.livejournal.com

This chick used to work at The GIA doing the fan fiction section.  She's obsessed with turning video game characters into closeted homosexuals, apparently.

Some people are just screwed up in the head...

"and his manager, the first arguably canonical lesbian in a Nintendo game!"

Nooo, not Adrian Andrews too! She was just good friends with Celeste. Just good friends, that's all! 

hahahhaa, she crossed it out 'cuz she'd forgotten about Samus Aran.

[drew]

Apparently there's this whole sub-community of Ace Attorney fans who think Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are gay lovers and that it's all there if you read between the lines. 

It's shit like this that confirms my morbid regret after my DS lite purchase.  An overwhelming majority of the games put out are Japanesed out to the max.  It's like the target audience is Penny Arcade refreshing Loli fappers.  (I don't even know what that means, but I'm pretty sure it's accurate)

[Ichirou]

The Ace Attorney games are fun stuff.  They've just been perverted by sexually obsessed psycho fans.

[The Sceneman]

well If Phoenix was straight he would have boned Maya by the end of the 3rd game. Gay total

[MCD]

well If Phoenix was straight he would have boned Maya by the end of the 3rd game. Gay total

she is ugly anyway.

[FatalT]

Hell no Phoenix isn't gay.

[MrAngryFace]

Maya has like fukin 7 stomachs, she's not human anyway. She said so herself..the stomachs thing. Why he didnt get with Mia is more confusing...OH YEAH SHES DEAD LOL. Well Maya can channel her sister so its kinda the ..oh wait, Phoenix is gay! IT WONT MATTER!

[MCD]

he is just emotionally challenged.

[MrAngryFace]

I dunnoo...mia had big boobs, that has to get some sorta rise outta him. She looked at him all sexy like until she died

[MCD]

but he did love that redhead bitch.

[Himu]

he hasn't porked maya yet what's up with him

she'll grow the fattest tits ever eatin all of those damn hamburgers

[MrAngryFace]

gross himu, you had to go and make this thread all weird

[Ichirou]

he hasn't porked maya yet what's up with him

she'll grow the fattest tits ever eatin all of those damn hamburgers

He's got the hotty-hots for the redhead chick in PW3, his heart has been broken and never mended.  Anyway, from the looks of it, Phoenix likes the skinny svelte type, not the jugtacular type.

[Valcrist]

Let us check out Mullenkamp's interests:

12th harmonian sfdf, [shaggymercluv], accidentally giving pwps plot, achewood, almost everything, angst with a point, arguing about video games, asexuality, badfic, ban-chan, banxgin, beatles, being a cheapskate, being called a nazi, boa, breaking stereotypes, canon characterization, caution: i am boozer, christianity, cosplay, dance dance revolution, dar williams, dead gay cartoon characters, debunking myths and hoaxes, defending ashley's weird pants, disturbing suikoden pairings, dragonlance, drawing, emishi haruki, emishi x amon , engrish, eroica, fake journals, fan art, faris scherwiz, filling gaps in canon, final fantasy, french fries in frosties, from eroica with love, geddoe, gen fanfiction, get backers, gotsm, graboomung, guitar vader, hagrid gets no love, harukinja, harvesting badfic from fanfiction.net, hating muraki, hating my artwork, highway's thingy, how'd *gurgle* no arrows, humiliating my favorite characters, ico, insulting squall leonhart, irc, irc quote lists, john hardin, john lennon, kain highwind, kekkai.org, kogoro = pesmerga, kurusu masaki, laguna loire, livejournal support, lord of the rings, lotr in my pants, making stupid graphics hacks, marion zimmer bradley, masaki x teshimine :>, mean jokes about luc, memeing out lj interests, metroid, midou ban, midou ban's jewel-like eyes, mocking bad fanfic, moshing to anna begins, mst3k, no wussy ukes!, non-sucky fanfiction, not hating het, not ignoring canon relationships, old video games, originality, parody, pimping out vagrant story, pink floyd, problem-solving, protection from bush week, rabbits, random insanity, really weird userpics, rem, renaissance faires, richard shindell, rping, samwise gamgee, sasarai's true hat rune, scaring (or scarring) people, schtolteheim reinbach iii, seiken densetsu, sharp pointy things, snes rpgs, sonic youth, soul blazer, soulbonsai, starflyer 59, subaru 360, suikoden, supporting my abuse nazi friends, suzanne vega, sydney losstarot, sydney x hardin :>, thanking/apologizing meat festivals, that 70s show, the gia, they might be giants, tnc, torturing my muses, trees, tsuzuki asato, tuber revolution, updating gia, using CAPS in interests, vagrant story, video games, viktor x flik :>, voice acting, vote loire/stampede 2004!, wakka, wan fu x rody, web design, weird al yankovic, wesley willis, whoring out my pencil, writing, writing about drunk mercenaries, yami no matsuei, yos**taka!, yoshitaka amano, you're gonna break it, yuber knitting a scarf, 笑師春樹

All the bolded "A x Y" ones are dudes from video games or manga that apparently she wants to see FUCKING AND SUCKING.

lol at being interested in Christianity, and seeing animated dudes have anal. 

[rodi]

He's not gay, he's a lawyer. Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows!