Author Topic: How distinguished mentally-challenged is this... (Read 1627 times)

rodi · « **on:** February 12, 2008, 12:34:13 PM »

...so I go to work tonight at eight and get off at six. Just a normal graveyard shift, you know? But my company is doing a six mile ruck march for PT and we have to show up, no exceptions. How distinguished mentally-challenged is that? We won't even have time for a rest stop since we have to show up at 6:45 with all of our crap. I hate to whine like a little pussy, but this is distinguished mentally-challenged. R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D.

distinguished mentally-challenged.

Totally.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2008, 12:38:41 PM »

"GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SOLDIER!"

rodi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2008, 12:49:38 PM »

No, I'm f'ing tired after working graveyard shift not to mention they want me to get my eyes checked for driver's training at two this afternoon too! (Even though I already did that just a month ago. They probably lost the paperwork, fucking incompetent assholes.)

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2008, 12:52:59 PM »

aw

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you sound so hot

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rodi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2008, 12:55:43 PM »

I should have joined the navy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2008, 12:59:02 PM »

I was tempted to for the spiffy whites they wear.

But then I figured that after the Navy, I probably wouldn't even care about picking up chicks... although I bet I could pick up some dudes

rodi · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:00:30 PM »

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Maybe I would have turned straight? LOL

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:01:11 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 12:55:43 PM

I should have joined the navy.

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Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 12:49:38 PM

No, I'm f'ing tired after working graveyard shift not to mention they want me to get my eyes checked for driver's training at two this afternoon too! (Even though I already did that just a month ago. They probably lost the paperwork, fucking incompetent assholes.)

Tell them your just asian and you can see fine.

rodi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:02:02 PM »

I hate you, Tauntaun.

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I'm just kidding, I love you.

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CrystalGemini · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:02:28 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 12, 2008, 01:01:11 PM

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 12:55:43 PM
I should have joined the navy.

[youtube=425,350]OEzgqjYsdCY[/youtube]

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 12:49:38 PM
No, I'm f'ing tired after working graveyard shift not to mention they want me to get my eyes checked for driver's training at two this afternoon too! (Even though I already did that just a month ago. They probably lost the paperwork, fucking incompetent assholes.)

Tell them your just asian and you can see fine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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No.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:03:05 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:02:02 PM

I hate you, Tauntaun.

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I'm just kidding, I love you.
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we're friends, friends shake hands *shake shake shake*

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Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:03:49 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:00:30 PM

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Maybe I would have turned straight? LOL
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let me know when your enlistment is up and we can give it a shot in the Navy together. LOL

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I've always wanted to be a Marine just so I can say "Yeah, we're the men's department of the Navy"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:04:25 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:02:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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No.
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Does she have poor eyesight jokes aside? Also Rodi, why are you posting now, did you already do PT? I'm in NY so I'm all confused about what time zone you're in.

rodi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 12, 2008, 01:03:05 PM

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:02:02 PM
I hate you, Tauntaun.

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I'm just kidding, I love you.
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we're friends, friends shake hands *shake shake shake*
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All you had to say was that you didnt want to sleep with me!!!

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LOL shake shake shake

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edit: Oh no, I sleep during the day and work at night. PT is right before work at around 6, So I'll be up for about 12 hours before the ruck march. Even more now though since I have to be awake now to do that eye exam.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:08:15 PM »

rodi's vision sucks something fierce. No joke.

warcock · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:10:47 PM »

:elf :nuhuh :sp0rsk1

rodi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:11:11 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:08:15 PM

rodi's vision sucks something fierce. No joke.

Hey I still got in. AND shot 40/40 at the range!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:21:31 PM »

Ironically, the one without glasses most of the time (CrystalGemini), is by far the worst driver.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:22:35 PM »

WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK?!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 12, 2008, 01:03:49 PM

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:00:30 PM
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Maybe I would have turned straight? LOL
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let me know when your enlistment is up and we can give it a shot in the Navy together. LOL
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I've always wanted to be a Marine just so I can say "Yeah, we're the men's department of the Navy"

When I was in high school I seriously thought of joining the Marines, mostly because my grandpa was a Marine in WWII and fought on Guadalcanal.

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:11:11 PM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
rodi's vision sucks something fierce. No joke.

Hey I still got in. AND shot 40/40 at the range!

That's only cause you used the force! I heard eating carrots helps your vision. /shoot 'em up

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 12, 2008, 01:21:31 PM

Ironically, the one without glasses most of the time (CrystalGemini), is by far the worst driver.

Dude that's like holding up a piece of paper and proclaiming, "I HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER!", she's a female asian driver!

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:26:37 PM »

If I would have never had my daughter, I would be there right now. Pretty much every male on my dad's side of the family has served. :usa

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:30:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 12, 2008, 01:26:37 PM

If I would have never had my daughter, I would be there right now. Pretty much every male on my dad's side of the family has served. :usa

MUPS!

You rox my sox.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:34:30 PM »

I hate you all.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:40:24 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:34:30 PM

I hate you all.

No you don't.

*shake shake shake*

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:43:50 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:34:30 PM

I hate you all.

what? why?

rodi · « **Reply #26 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:47:05 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:34:30 PM

I hate you all.

I love you!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 12, 2008, 02:03:45 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 12, 2008, 01:47:05 PM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 01:34:30 PM
I hate you all.

I love you!

awwww

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Author Topic: How distinguished mentally-challenged is this... (Read 1627 times)