Author Topic: Happy #4 Birthday To Maji's Son KD! (Read 4019 times)

Forgotten Ancient · « **on:** February 12, 2008, 03:53:37 PM »

Happy Birthday KD!

This kid is so freaking awesome and adorable. He's a big pain in the ass but he's like a tiny little version of his dad. I'm basically his unofficial godfather since I won't have one of my own probably for another several years but I love him as family. Maj's basically my brother anyways

We're trying to convince our friend to drive down for the weekend so we can all play RockBand (his son on the drums!) and go to Chucky Cheese. These plans are dependent on KD actually not being a bully for the rest of the week though. Hopefully he'll cooperate cus I haven't had a chance to see him since last summer

Here's a few pics of him last week during his first karate class:

Here's a pic of him and his dad:

Here's a pic of him playing Mario on the DS:

And here's a pic of me teaching him and his sister how to play Pokemon:

This is both a preemptive "what're you doing this weekend thread" and a happy birthday bonanza! Since a few others have already posted it's their birthdays this month, happy birthday to you all too! (Phoenix Dark, Beezy, DCharlie, DCharlie's Mom-in-law, Maf and anyone else)

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2008, 03:55:11 PM »

The things I'd love to do to that child...

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2008, 03:57:03 PM »

teach me how to play pokemon pleeeease

lordmaji · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »

yeah... Mike's being a bitch

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:40:35 PM »

Maji

lordmaji · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:42:36 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 12, 2008, 04:38:26 PM

Quote from: demi on February 12, 2008, 03:55:11 PM
The things I'd love to do to that child...

Goddammit Maji was right. $:-\$

He's gonna be a great looking guy though. I can't wait until he's in college picking up all kinds of sorority sluts. He'll be my #1 source for vagina for a few years at least.

Unless I'm married by then, but that seems completely unlikely at this point.

...It's alright, they're just predictable. It's more sad then anything.

Powerslave!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:44:16 PM »

Happy birthday!

I bet he's giving "special lessons" to the girls in his karate class

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:44:17 PM »

Having a son sounds so awesome. I would force him to play, listen and watch things I like

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 04:44:17 PM

Having a son sounds so awesome. I would force him to play, listen and watch things I like

TURN SPONGEBOB OFF WE'RE GONNA WATCH DIE HARD MMMMMMK?

lordmaji · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2008, 04:45:16 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
Having a son sounds so awesome. I would force him to play, listen and watch things I like

TURN SPONGEBOB OFF WE'RE GONNA WATCH DIE HARD MMMMMMK?

Well, you know what us Right-Wingers say about SpongeBob right?

Die Hard... what true American Patriotism is.

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2008, 04:45:16 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
Having a son sounds so awesome. I would force him to play, listen and watch things I like

TURN SPONGEBOB OFF WE'RE GONNA WATCH DIE HARD MMMMMMK?

I LIKE SPONGEBOB!

lordmaji · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 04:46:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2008, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 04:44:17 PM
Having a son sounds so awesome. I would force him to play, listen and watch things I like

TURN SPONGEBOB OFF WE'RE GONNA WATCH DIE HARD MMMMMMK?

I LIKE SPONGEBOB!

OMFG!

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me too, we both watch it.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:55:45 PM »

dude spongebob is the most clever, witty, sarcastic, ironic and straight damn hilarious cartoon ever.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:19:40 PM »

I like it too but it seems like they only show old ones now

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:29:08 PM »

Does anyone else never fear the thought of becoming infertile one day due to a disease or some accident where your balls are cut off??

we should freeze our sperms while we still can to be safe

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:48:20 PM »

Well you would only resort to making a spermcicle baby after you got infertile of course. That's the whole idea!

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:51:21 PM »

Uh, who says test tube babies are always distinguished mentally-challenged or lesser than normal babies?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »

btw I didn't know Maji had a daughter. She's the oldest I'm guessing?

Powerslave · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2008, 06:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 12, 2008, 05:59:34 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 12, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Uh, who says test tube babies are always distinguished mentally-challenged or lesser than normal babies?

Nobody. It's just paranoia man! Who says you're going to be infertile?

Paranoia!

I'm just bringing forth some pre-measurements

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2008, 07:05:04 PM »

anyway I think having a daughter would kinda suck, you can't do any activities with a girl after they're over the age of 10, not to mention seeing them get screwed by shithead guys

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2008, 07:12:42 PM »

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not to mention if your own daughter becomes hot

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but yeah, having a son and a daughter would be perfect. Maybe 2 sons and 1 daughter. Girls are boring, what am I gonna do buy her dolls or something

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2008, 07:14:05 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:18:19 PM »

cancelled because a 4 year old made a mistake?

lordmaji · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 06:18:19 PM

cancelled because a 4 year old made a mistake?

He was arguing over some toy and him and a kid were shoving over it, the kid got the toy and KD didn't like it so he grabbed a toy brick and leveled the kid.

wtf man.

Like i said... future Fight Club member.

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:24:12 PM »

that kid is gonna be a badass

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:24:47 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:29:58 PM »

At least you have the comfort of knowing that he's gonna be a giver and not a receiver when he's grown up

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giving punches you sick pervert wtf did you think?

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lordmaji · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 13, 2008, 06:31:35 PM

A fister? Oh boy, this is a wonderful thread. Happy FOURTH Birthday little kid. Here's some gloves!

He still gets his Karate Gi. But he doesn't get to go to tomorrows class because of his bs.

Oh. I wont hang myself... I just cut myself and slowly die inside. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:35:00 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2008, 06:21:58 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 06:18:19 PM
cancelled because a 4 year old made a mistake?

He was arguing over some toy and him and a kid were shoving over it, the kid got the toy and KD didn't like it so he grabbed a toy brick and leveled the kid.

wtf man.

Like i said... future Fight Club member.

I'm sorry but this is just crazy. On one hand you're the dad so you have to be like "NO NO" but on the other hand you've gotta be impressed that he's no chump. Reminds me of that scene in the Incredibles where Mr. Incredible was all impressed his son put a tack on his teacher's seat, without being seen by the camera - and Mrs. Incredible was upset

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:38:36 PM »

Wait, he smacked his mom? Cold blooded

That's not right, unless she overcooked his steak :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:41:49 PM »

lol slapping anyone who gets in his way, what a badass

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:44:39 PM »

exclusive pic of KD, taken 2 hours ago

lordmaji · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 13, 2008, 06:37:26 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2008, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 13, 2008, 06:31:35 PM
A fister? Oh boy, this is a wonderful thread. Happy FOURTH Birthday little kid. Here's some gloves!

He still gets his Karate Gi. But he doesn't get to go to tomorrows class because of his bs.

Oh. I wont hang myself... I just cut myself and slowly die inside. :'(

You're my bro man. When you cut yourself, I bleed.

Thank god I'm not a dad yet. I'd be so torn on how to approach this. One small slip and your son could turn out to be a felon or a little bitch. Smacking your mom is never good...but knowing your wife, I'd understand.

Well.. My approach is going to be like this. I'm going to go home and talk to him about and tell him he's losing his DS, PS, Vsmile, PC, DVD player and his TV. So... yeah. I'm going to end up putting everything up or in the basement. He needs to straighten up. I'm impressed too that he isn't a chump. But he doesn't need to trip like that. I already knew he was a badass. But he needs to mellow out. If I have to take all his nice things away to do it. I have too.

The little shit is lucky he doesn't have to grow up like we did FA.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark

Wait, he smacked his mom? Cold blooded

That's not right, unless she overcooked his steak :'(

Pizza was apparently NOT for dinner.

Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:46:27 PM »

photoshop KD's face on the kid's face

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:48:30 PM »

So she tried to pick him up or something and he slapped her? Or did you get in his face talking smack? Either way that's a no no

lordmaji · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 06:48:30 PM

So she tried to pick him up or something and he slapped her? Or did you get in his face talking smack? Either way that's a no no

What happened, was My wife was trying to listen to what was going on at a fund raiser thing. She wasn't listening to him and he got up on the chair and slapped her.

He's a good kid and feels bad after doing stupid shit like this, but that boy gets pissed off to easy. (like his mom)

I had a nice long talk to the boy after he did that.

Me and my oldest daughter are the mellow ones in the family.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:52:57 PM »

FA you don't like Mrs Maji

this thread>day time TV

lordmaji · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:58:36 PM »

[youtube=425,350]tEwWjCYKuX4[/youtube]

Champion!

Powerslave · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:01:05 PM »

I love that song

lordmaji · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:03:08 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 07:01:05 PM

I love that song

the beat is fucking awesome. Any body using the Final Countdown for ANYTHING is #1 is my book!

Powerslave · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:05:11 PM »

I want to hear more rapsongs using classic/popular samples, gonna make a GAF thread I think.

lordmaji · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:41:55 PM »

Man...

My wife just went to the hospital w/ the boi again. He might end up w/ Staples in his head for the 4th time now. He hit his head on the fire place edge.

The kid needs body armor and a helm +5 cushioning. It's no good watching blood run down your kids head, face, neck.

I had him count to 20 and say his name, my name, etc. He did just fine, asked him if he was dizzy, he said no. So I dunno. He might have just scraped his head good.

on that note. He got his Karate gear.

He's a ninja, ready to kick Demi's pedo ass.

Powerslave · « **Reply #42 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:43:07 PM »

so cool I wanna have a son too

lordmaji · « **Reply #43 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 23, 2008, 06:43:07 PM

so cool I wanna have a son too

You will one day.

You're a call cat, so anything you spawn will be awesome too.

I just hope mine lasts long enough so he'll be able to kick my ass at basketball.

Powerslave · « **Reply #44 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:46:29 PM »

What do you mean "lasts long enough"?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:51:08 PM »

You are breeding a badass

Did he cry while he bled, or did he wipe it off and laugh?

lordmaji · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2008, 06:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2008, 06:51:08 PM

You are breeding a badass

Did he cry while he bled, or did he wipe it off and laugh?

he cried for a min, but stopped soon after he hit. He was fine when they left. He was even poking at it as they walked out. I had to tell him to stop.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** February 23, 2008, 07:03:04 PM »

aw poor guy

I remember when my daughter dislocated her should omfg :'(

Poor little guy. At least he's hardcore as fuck

lordmaji · « **Reply #48 on:** February 23, 2008, 07:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2008, 07:03:04 PM

aw poor guy I remember when my daughter dislocated her should omfg :'(

Poor little guy. At least he's hardcore as fuck

OUCH! fucking shit man. How? poor girl.

lordmaji · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2008, 07:56:42 PM »

Wow... Yep he ended up w/ 2 staples.

4th time.

That kid could be a candidate for a Spartan warrior.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** February 23, 2008, 09:42:50 PM »

Maji you should enter a contract with Mupepe's family. Little Maji will be betrothed to Little Mupet, and in return you get 100 Mexicans to do your house work

lordmaji · « **Reply #51 on:** February 23, 2008, 09:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2008, 09:42:50 PM

Maji you should enter a contract with Mupepe's family. Little Maji will be betrothed to Little Mupet, and in return you get 100 Mexicans to do your house work

You may be onto something here PD.

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Author Topic: Happy #4 Birthday To Maji's Son KD! (Read 4019 times)

Forgotten Ancient