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Mupepe

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should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« on: February 13, 2008, 01:33:51 AM »
i'm going to stipulate that it has to be a woman.

at the very least maybe I'll get some joke bids or maybe I'll land a cougar or maybe a big fatty to take care of me. 

what do you guys think?
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 01:34:17 AM »
Won't ebay take it down in like half an hour?
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 01:35:03 AM »
will they? that's gay
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Fresh Prince

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 01:35:21 AM »
craiglist it then
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 01:35:48 AM »
craiglist it is then
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xnikki118x

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 01:38:41 AM »
Try ebay and we can place bets on how long it will stay up!
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Fresh Prince

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 01:38:46 AM »
You could try an Indian matrimonial site: shaadi.com that'd be more hilarious.
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 01:39:39 AM »
Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 01:38:41 AM
Try ebay and we can place bets on how long it will stay up!
:hyper   

What should I put in the description?

Quote from: Fresh Prince on February 13, 2008, 01:38:46 AM
You could try an Indian matrimonial site: shaadi.com that'd be more hilarious.
:hyper blocked at work :(
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 01:40:29 AM »
Say you toss salad and don't mind playing the role of an ottoman.

Leave it ambiguous whether that means you'll be a Turk or a footrest.
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 01:45:05 AM »
Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack
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Ichirou

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 02:30:24 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:33:51 AM
i'm going to stipulate that it has to be a woman.

How rigid are you on this requirement?
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 02:33:14 AM »
very... unless he's rich
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Ichirou

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 02:33:37 AM »
I'm rich in spirit.
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2008, 02:36:16 AM »
girth?
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abrader

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2008, 02:42:29 AM »
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.


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Joe Molotov

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2008, 02:46:25 AM »
Quote from: abrader on February 13, 2008, 02:42:29 AM
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2008, 02:51:44 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:45:05 AM
Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack

You haven't lived yet.
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Mupepe

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Re: should i sell myself to be married on ebay?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2008, 03:05:15 AM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2008, 02:46:25 AM
Quote from: abrader on February 13, 2008, 02:42:29 AM
Good luck - I say get a hott rusian suga momma.

One that cant speak english but will tell you what to do with her eyes and hands.

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is that you??

Quote from: Raban on February 13, 2008, 02:51:44 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:45:05 AM
Do I actually have to toss any salad?  I don't want to nub a fat woman's crack

You haven't lived yet.
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