Author Topic: Penis Preference Chart (Read 15015 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 03:43:17 AM »

*cries*

abrader · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:44:29 AM »

ROKK - im in A range on both axis

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:44:56 AM »

This thread is now about circumcision

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:48:59 AM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 03:51:59 AM »

This is insane. Nearly 7 inches around? How the fuck...?

Disclaimer: I've never measured the girth (or length) of any penises. For all I know every one I've encountered has been that wide, but it just seems insane.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:05:12 AM »

i thought the same thing, and so i got a piece of paper, measured approximately 2 and a half inches and then made it into a cylinder. doesn't seem that outrageous. it's what all the ones in pornos look like

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:09:27 AM »

I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:20:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 04:09:27 AM

I like how all the ratings are nice sounding until you get to E, which is basically like having bricks tossed on your dick.

I lol'd about that too.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:22:09 AM »

I'm good!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:43:07 AM »

Honestly, I can't see a 10- or 11-inch penis being "enjoyable" at any width. Like holy shit. A vagina only goes so deep before you hit the cervix, and that HURTS!

FatalT · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:43:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 13, 2008, 04:22:09 AM

I'm good!

That chart is for women, not men.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:47:05 AM »

my penis has an 11 inch circumfrence. anyone want pics?

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:55:01 AM »

i use my feet

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:55:19 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on February 13, 2008, 04:43:41 AM

Quote from: demi on February 13, 2008, 04:22:09 AM
I'm good!

That chart is for women, not men.

Men don't have a preference, hence, I'm good!

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:03:23 AM »

Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

I'm going to randomly jackhammer the next girl I sleep with just to get back at them and their chart. That'll show her.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:08:21 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 13, 2008, 05:03:23 AM

Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:09:27 AM »

i'd love to have any kind of bulge that's not mis-represented via a cucumber or can of pringles in my pants

xnikki118x · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:16:59 AM »

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:18:09 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 05:08:21 AM

Quote from: Drewsy on February 13, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.

Would you like to have zipper bulge while a standing around a group of guys

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:28:23 AM »

Oh a bulge like a boner that you're trying to hide? I thought you were talking about the bulge that a flaccid penis creates, that some guys use socks and stuff to try to duplicate lol.

If you have a stiffy you can just move it so it like sticks up against your abdomen.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:29:37 AM »

and then splooge in your belly button. it's awesome

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:46:43 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 05:08:21 AM

Quote from: Drewsy on February 13, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Having a big dick is overrated. 6 and a half is ideal, you can still give a lady a good rogering, but with the added benefit of not having to worry about being a victim of zipper bulge for the rest of your life.

Zipper bulge victim? I thought guys liked having a zipper bulge.

No. zipper bulge is always a huge don't. All it shows is that you wear a belt and like to lean forward when you sit down, not that you're packin.

Guys stuffed socks into their pants in the 70's because they thought they could pull it off like Mick Jagger. One problem, during that period Mick was asleep all day, saving the general public from his sin...but guys thought they could rock this while hanging out on the street. Corny times, at least Mick could blame it on the coke.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:13:26 AM »

I like how I'll believe anything if it's nicely laid out in a chart.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:26:06 AM »

how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:27:43 AM »

Agreed. Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.

Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:29:35 AM »

they must have only interviewed slutty fatties for this one

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:31:00 AM »

drozmight · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:31:28 AM »

I thought this was about how the results resemble a penis.

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:38:38 AM »

Question: Would you girls rather have a guy who's in the A group, and knows he is.

Or a guy who in the lesser spot (I'll cut it off at 5ish, let's be real

)...but doesn't keep a fucking tape measure in his sock drawer to measue the circumference of his dick ?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:39:29 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 06:27:43 AM

Agreed. Both the girth and length measurements are WAY overshot.

Edit: I estimate this chart is overshot by two inches on both girth and length.

but you're asian lolz

cloudwalking · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:47:30 AM »

this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:08:17 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:47:30 AM

this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:13:30 AM »

whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:25:50 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:47:30 AM

this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

Oh God, I just got to page two and it's giving me Cloverfield flashbacks.

http://www.penissizedebate.com/page53_small-penis-advice.htm

Now what in the hell is going on here? Dude is just sitting out in his backyard suntanning his boner!?

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:38:33 AM »

My dick in a box or my dick is shaped like a box? YOU DECIDE!

Powerslave · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:57:21 AM »

fuck...

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:13:33 AM »

This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):

Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".

Powerslave · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:14:03 AM »

drew · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:39:47 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 08:13:33 AM

Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s)

Seriously, saying 3 1/2 inches is enjoyable is basically admitting you think an 8th grader would be a good lay.

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:58:25 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:47:30 AM

this page on the site where the chart comes from is suuuuch bullshit (NSFW) http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

the pic with the 9+ inch penis is fucking ridiculous. that's not sex, that's death by impalement. and that's supposed to be the most enjoyable? sorry, no. especially if the chick has a small vagina.

i like how the uterus moves around in the diagrams too. it's never in the same spot. the guy who made this has no clue about female anatomy.

also, the site sells penis enlargement pills, so there you go.

http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/vagina_penetrated4.jpg

CAJOLE OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD

:rofl I am DYING here

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:05:44 AM »

but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site. and why would the site lie? it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site

Eric P · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:08:45 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2008, 09:05:44 AM

but women always lie about this stuff, it says on the site. and why would the site lie? it only wants what's best for us, it says on the site

and if wikipedia has taught me anything, it's to believe everything on the internet

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:49:21 AM »

This reminds me of the Best of Craigslist posting, Big-Dick LIARS.

Quote

Girth is a technical term that means "how big around it is." I know I've been using a lot of technical terms here. Get over it. Get a dictionary. And NO, that is NOT a book that tells you how large your penis is

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 13, 2008, 07:13:30 AM

whew, I was starting to feel bad about being less than seven inches AROUND jesus christ

Is Jesus that hung?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:01:38 AM »

Nothing makes a girl hotter than fucking the back of her uterus

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:27:27 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2008, 06:26:06 AM

how the hell can anyone find an 11 inch length, 7 1/4 inch girth penis "enjoyable?" do they offer spelunking trips into their cavernous vagina?

Quote

A few women confessed to me that most of them have sex cravings in which they fantasize about being taken by a rugged, well-endowed masculine man. Women love the feeling of being conquered and ravished. Book covers of women's love stories usually depict a woman being ravished. The desire to be ravished explains also why women love to have intercourse standing up.

Don't try to lie to make us poor 5 inchers feel better, we know the truth now. All you girls want is to be ravished and conquered by some stud with a huge cock who can deposit his sperm directly onto your ovaries.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:33:55 AM »

SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES

Eric P · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:35:07 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 13, 2008, 10:33:55 AM

SCRAMBLE DEM OVARIES

tap that shit so hard you scramble her eggs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »

7.5 inches FTW

elektrikluv · « **Reply #48 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:10:29 PM »

The only thing this chart is right about is 7-7.5 being an A and even then its all down to the girl's personal preference, there's no such thing as a 'perfect' penis its all relative, obviously a fat slut with a huge cave-like vagina won't be easily satisfied with a 6 inch while for another girl it will be the maximum she can take without it becoming uncomfortable. Jesus at 11 inches being enjoyable, what kind of vaginas did the women they ask have?!

They're selling penis enlargement pills, go figure.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:16:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:55:32 AM

7.5 inches FTW

Maurice's social incompetence FTL

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:49:32 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 13, 2008, 08:13:33 AM

This is probably more realistic (all women have their preferences of course):
(Image removed from quote.)
Though I would get rid of the "D" group (ie. change all the "D"s to "E"s), change "C" to "enjoyable", "B" to satisfying, and "A " to "ideal without the "perfect".

FUCK YEAH!

I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA? I'VE GOT AN A. YAH!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:53:48 PM »

a paper towel tube is 5.something inches around -- who the fuck has a dick that thick?

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:56:02 PM »

black guys

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:56:57 PM »

I have a good amount of girth, but I can't say it's necessarily a good thing most of the time. Condoms are hard to get and most women my age (early to mid 20s), haven't had kids or anything, so sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:57:30 PM »

tell me more, willco

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #55 on:** February 13, 2008, 01:58:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 01:56:57 PM

sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:03:30 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 13, 2008, 01:58:00 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best

with me, it's usually "ashamed"

i get a lot of "shut up. make this quick." comments

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:05:29 PM »

"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"

Eric P · « **Reply #58 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 13, 2008, 01:58:00 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
sex can be uncomfortable for them unless you take proper measures (foreplay, disciplined intercourse, etc.).

sure, but how a woman "feels" during sex is academic at best

in my experience they feel "soft" and "warm"

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:06:29 PM »

Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got mine, baby. Night night."

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Author Topic: Penis Preference Chart (Read 15015 times)