Author Topic: Penis Preference Chart (Read 15003 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #60 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:13:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 01:49:32 PM

FUCK YEAH!

I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A I'VE GOT AN A CG HAS MADE MY DAY O YAH, DID I TELL YA? I'VE GOT AN A. YAH!

Not according to what you've told me!

abrader · « **Reply #61 on:** February 13, 2008, 02:39:32 PM »

I think the chart looks accurate for the A range...I do not see anything wrong with what they consider A range at all....

I agree that I havent met one girlie who wants some 11 inch horse cock - unless she was some psycho S&M bitch that also wanted you to hook her nipple rings up to a trailer hitch and drag her up a mountain thru a barb-wire field.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #62 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:34:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 02:05:29 PM

"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"

Business hours are over!

Beezy · « **Reply #63 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:14:16 PM »

I'm "ideal" on CG's chart.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 01:16:30 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:55:32 AM
7.5 inches FTW

Maurice's social incompetence FTL

This is the internet dude

Bloodwake · « **Reply #65 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:21:07 PM »

I've never measured girth before. I really don't want to tie a string around my penis just to measure it to see if it's a good size though.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #66 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:39:13 PM »

I like CG's chart way way more.

Oblivion · « **Reply #67 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 02:06:29 PM

Her: "Why are you stopping?"
Me: "I got a question: Why are you still here?"

Fixed for my own studliness.

warcock · « **Reply #68 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:55:53 PM »

I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE

.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #69 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:04:16 PM »

Quote from: warcock on February 13, 2008, 08:55:53 PM

I support crystal gemini's initiative. Never measured my girth, BUT IVE BEEN CALLED A PENCIL DICK BEFORE .

warcock has the girls begging for morecock.

abrader · « **Reply #70 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:04:23 PM »

So why dont we just have a peen-off?

I guess its illegal or something.

Sounds like a good thread for Opa-Ages no?

I wonder what they do over there if i start off a thread with a photo of my schlong and ask them to follow suite - I mean they say uncensored no?

Then we can have the ultimate e-penis battle of the millennium.

etiolate · « **Reply #71 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:04:56 PM »

I am pretty sure OA has already done that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:06:40 PM »

abrader will do anything to get his cock fix.

warcock · « **Reply #73 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:11:40 PM »

I JUST BOUGHT A 5ive se7en LOL!OLZZ

damn are those nato 5.56s?

abrader · « **Reply #74 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:12:42 PM »

no lie i think cocks are awesome.

But its a topic reserved for adults.

Thats funny OA has already done it.

IF

abrader · « **Reply #75 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:23:42 PM »

imagine if there was a forum where every users avatar was their cockshot - and it had to be wearing a cape and have a face drawn on the head of it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:23:52 PM »

I took a pic of my cock once.

Only because TVC came to mind while JOing.

I mean...

abrader · « **Reply #77 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:24:45 PM »

And the admin of the foum would have the title "CAPTAIN CONDOM"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #78 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:30:24 PM »

It's hilarious how a lot of you got so pissed off at this graph when it's obviously not real if it expects the girth to be the same as the length.

and abrader, they had a thread like that at OA that had like 5-10 people participate and it was put into the hall of shame. please do not take a picture of your penis though.

abrader · « **Reply #79 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:33:00 PM »

^^ you wont sport it as your avatar?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #80 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:36:56 PM »

I would not, dude.

but seriously, they might get pissed off if a new guy suddenly starts posting that.

abrader · « **Reply #81 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:37:48 PM »

you need a new avatar tho

Mandark · « **Reply #82 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:54:50 PM »

I heard abrader got penis reduction surgery.

Is this true?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:02:38 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on February 13, 2008, 10:01:52 PM

Quote
another day another poster fishing for cockshots. oh evilbore

Evilbore : the defacto home for 'curious' males confirmed.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #84 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:04:26 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 02:05:29 PM

"That's it?!?"

"Aww, yeah, baby - I know what you're trying to say. 'That is IT.'"

[she frowns]

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!"

[youtube=425,350]kHOSEcmZvG8[/youtube]

etiolate · « **Reply #85 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:27:14 AM »

Male preference stats now included

Somehow it came out looking like a BJ from Janice the Muppet.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #86 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:28:05 AM »

Perv.

etiolate · « **Reply #87 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:31:17 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 01:28:05 AM

Perv.

CrystalGemini: Hey was that Eastern Promises on joox?
CrystalGemini: Oh nevermind, I found the youtube clip.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #88 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:50:15 AM »

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