Author Topic: the i hate general creepiness thread (Read 2984 times)

xnikki118x · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 04:00:40 AM »

I hate generally creepy internet people. I wish you had to pass a creep-detector test to play Scrabulous online. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:03:42 AM »

wtf i'm sorry nikki

i didn't know you'd come to EB and make a big deal about it

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:04:48 AM »

Stick to playing with me.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:05:30 AM »

I lol'd, Mups.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 04:04:48 AM

Stick to playing with me.

I do like the actual site better than FB.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:06:56 AM »

Are these people more or less creepy than Synbios?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:07:56 AM »

Why do you hurt me, nikki?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:08:22 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 04:07:56 AM

Why do you hurt me, nikki?

not hard when all you care about is money

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:13:35 AM »

Thank God. Thought this thread was gonna be about those shirtless pics I PM'ed nikki yesterday.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:14:54 AM »

Less creepy.

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2008, 04:07:56 AM

Why do you hurt me, nikki?

You're posing on Scrabulous as a weirdo guy from the Phillippines asking me to be his wife? Wilco! Weirdo!

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 04:13:35 AM

Thank God. Thought this thread was gonna be about those shirtless pics I PM'ed nikki yesterday.

I actually checked my PM box to make sure you were kidding, lol.

One of these days I'm just going to start saying like "yeah I play games online because I'm bedridden because I weigh 450 pounds."

My luck I'd get some weirdo being like "well where do you live baby, I'll come take care of you."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:21:04 AM »

FatGurl134: Yeah, I only play online because I'm too fat to walk. I can't even type - I'm using voice recognition software.
TheG: Oh God, that sounds so hot.
FatGurl134: ... I can't even wash myself.
TheG: Oh yeah, tell me 'bout your folds.
FatGurl134: ... I DEFECATE ON MYSELF.
TheG: Keep going, you're going to get me off soon.
FatGurl134: What the fuck!? I just wanted to play some fucking Scrabble, you sick fuck! How can you find this sexy?
TheG: I like it when you talk dirty, you gelatinous chum bucket.
FatGurl134 disconnects.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:22:23 AM »

THEG HAHAHA

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:22:39 AM »

omg you actually checked?

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I feel flattered.

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Also, how did Willco get his hands on B'z/Roxy chat logs? Unless...

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:28:02 AM »

that convo sounds so familiar $:-\$

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:41:14 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 04:28:02 AM

that convo sounds so familiar $:-\$

I guess it was partly my fault for being like "oh I had a friend from the Philippines and blah blah blah" and maybe he thought I was flirting with him or something, but he totally got weird when he asked me twice for my email.

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:43:09 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:41:14 AM

I guess it was partly my fault for being like "oh I had a friend from the Philippines and blah blah blah" and maybe he thought I was flirting with him or something, but he totally got weird when he asked me twice for my email.

Hey, what's your e-mail?

I don't think you told me your e-mail, what is it again?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:44:31 AM »

NIKKI UR HAIR SMELLS LOVELY TONITE

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:46:04 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:41:14 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2008, 04:28:02 AM
that convo sounds so familiar $:-\$

I guess it was partly my fault for being like "oh I had a friend from the Philippines and blah blah blah" and maybe he thought I was flirting with him or something, but he totally got weird when he asked me twice for my email.

well now I have your email

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baby

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he couldn't spell either

and he used internet ebonics. wtf

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:52:36 AM »

Ah yes, creepy people. My favorite ones are the stalkers you get from lurkers on gaf whenever you post your GT in a roundup thread. I don't add randoms anymore, but I remember this one guy had a habit of sending invites to play Uno, maybe the guy just wanted someone to play Uno with, or maybe he wanted to mash his hairy asshole onto his camera and into my life. Who knows.

Another creepy thing - When you ask these people if you know them, then you get an ultra creepy and cryptic response like, "I just got an xbox 360 and I'm just a gamer looking to connect with other gamers, maybe get some games goin, what are your favorite 360 games?"

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:53:27 AM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:55:07 AM »

Spelling I can forgive if it can actually be a typo. It's hard to carry on a conversation and play the game, especially when the clock is running out.

The "dat" instead of "that", though, killed me.

Someone asked in the whole chat tonight, "wood some1 play with me" or something like that. I was like, "wood? WOOD?"

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:56:14 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 13, 2008, 04:52:36 AM

Ah yes, creepy people. My favorite ones are the stalkers you get from lurkers on gaf whenever you post your GT in a roundup thread. I don't add randoms anymore, but I remember this one guy had a habit of sending invites to play Uno, maybe the guy just wanted someone to play Uno with, or maybe he wanted to mash his hairy asshole onto his camera and into my life. Who knows.

Another creepy thing - When you ask these people if you know them, then you get an ultra creepy and cryptic response like, "I just got an xbox 360 and I'm just a gamer looking to connect with other gamers, maybe get some games goin, what are your favorite 360 games?"

add me

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2008, 04:59:31 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:55:07 AM

Spelling I can forgive if it can actually be a typo. It's hard to carry on a conversation and play the game, especially when the clock is running out.

The "dat" instead of "that", though, killed me.

Someone asked in the whole chat tonight, "wood some1 play with me" or something like that. I was like, "wood? WOOD?"

maybe it was a come-on. like a play on words. "wood someone play with my wood?" i don't know. dat's just ghey

xnikki118x · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:03:12 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 13, 2008, 04:52:36 AM

Another creepy thing - When you ask these people if you know them, then you get an ultra creepy and cryptic response like, "I just got an xbox 360 and I'm just a gamer looking to connect with other gamers, maybe get some games goin, what are your favorite 360 games?"

YES! [Well, just with random internet people IMing me.]

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:46:06 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 13, 2008, 04:56:14 AM

add me

alright cool, will do.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:37:56 AM »

This thread made me smile.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:39:08 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:55:07 AM

Spelling I can forgive if it can actually be a typo. It's hard to carry on a conversation and play the game, especially when the clock is running out.

The "dat" instead of "that", though, killed me.

Someone asked in the whole chat tonight, "wood some1 play with me" or something like that. I was like, "wood? WOOD?"

i would totally take those people on and just destroy them

"DIVERTICULITIS" TRIPLE WORD SCORE.

Raban · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:13:58 AM »

I just endlessly insult most women on the internet. At least the ones that come to play on Team Fortress 2. They're unfunny, annoying and stupid.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2008, 12:58:37 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 13, 2008, 04:14:54 AM

One of these days I'm just going to start saying like "yeah I play games online because I'm bedridden because I weigh 450 pounds."

My luck I'd get some weirdo being like "well where do you live baby, I'll come take care of you."

Demi's a sweetheart.

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Author Topic: the i hate general creepiness thread (Read 2984 times)