Author Topic: I can't be the only one who wants to see Father_Mike and TVC 15 get together. (Read 4689 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 10:09:00 PM »

The sexual tension is apparent to everyone. Arvie keeps flirting with TVC (showing off pictures of his beard, flexing his muscles, his O-face*, wearing cravats and generally primping himself for sex butleritude) and I can tell TVC is starting to get sexually frustrated. So, really, why the fuck doesn't Arvie just give up the ghost already? These two are MADE for each other.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:09:56 PM »

TVC is black?!?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:11:16 PM »

Whiteman will the pain of my unrequited love! Feel my pain!

MCD · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:12:15 PM »

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Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:21:44 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 10:09:56 PM

TVC is black?!?

I couldn't find the PD-less original. Looks hotter this way anyway.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:22:55 PM »

Father Mike are you really a virgin?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:23:22 PM »

The thing is, I wouldn't try to talk Arby out of suicide. Or rather, I wouldn't try to talk him out of THINKING ABOUT suicide.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:23:29 PM »

I am.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:23:33 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 10:09:56 PM

TVC is black?!?

Only between the cheeks

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:24:00 PM »

Arvie's too good-looking (and vain) to really be a virgin. He was at the very least molested as a child.

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:23:29 PM

I am.

cant be

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:26:09 PM »

you look too pimp

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:28:09 PM »

Arvie, were you popular in high school?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:28:09 PM

Arvie, were you popular in high school?

Not with the English teachers.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:31:26 PM »

Arvie, I would keep you so drunk that your delusions would overtake your head. And that would be okay, I wouldn't mind as long as you could adequately clean.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:32:42 PM »

TVC's tragic obsession with Arvie reminds me so much of Mr. Brightside, and this

[youtube=425,350]U7-q1WRaKNg[/youtube]

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:33:19 PM »

Arvie, have you ever posted shirtless pics of yourself?

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:35:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:32:42 PM

TVC's tragic obsession with Arvie reminds me so much of Mr. Brightside, and this

It's not so much a personal obsession as it is my own inner mission of corrupting innocents whenever a proper opportunity arises.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:35:20 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:33:19 PM

Arvie, have you ever posted shirtless pics of yourself?

No homo!*

*kind of homo actually

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:37:36 PM »

I wanna see Arvie's hairy lumberjack chest.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:37:36 PM

I wanna see Arvie's hairy lumberjack chest.

I bet he's pretty hairless. If you want to see a hairy chest covered in a flannel shirt, then I am your man.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:39:34 PM »

You're just going to have to wait until he gets drunk again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:28:09 PM

Arvie, were you popular in high school?

I had no friends for the last two years of highschool, and spent most of it alone. That being said everyone liked me and I always got invited out, at least until the realized I'd just decline. I did not have many girl acquaintances though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:39:24 PM

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:37:36 PM
I wanna see Arvie's hairy lumberjack chest.
I bet he's pretty hairless. If you want to see a hairy chest covered in a flannel shirt, then I am your man.

I'm going to teach a class. When I come back in an hour, this thread better be covered with shirtless Malek pics.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:39:24 PM

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:37:36 PM
I wanna see Arvie's hairy lumberjack chest.
I bet he's pretty hairless. If you want to see a hairy chest covered in a flannel shirt, then I am your man.

I'd totally beat you in a hair down.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:42:22 PM »

Oh shit, Arvie just issued Malek a CHALLENGE.

Both of you, post shirtless pictures and let the impartial Judges at Evilbore decide. I'll change the poll to be a Malek/Arvie hair-down once you post the pixxx.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:40:00 PM

Quote from: Ichi on February 13, 2008, 10:28:09 PM
Arvie, were you popular in high school?

I had no friends for the last two years of highschool, and spent most of it alone. That being said everyone liked me and I always got invited out, at least until the realized I'd just decline. I did not have many girl acquaintances though.

You're right, PD, this is like a Bronski Beat song.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:44:14 PM »

Is it gay if I vote loving relationship?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:47:25 PM »

I wouldn't want to scare away the few remaining female posters.

Powerslave · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:48:49 PM »

malek do you have your avatar in a higher resolution?

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:44:14 PM

Is it gay if I vote loving relationship?

If it helps, "loving relationship" could be our safeword.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM »

I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 10:48:49 PM

malek do you have your avatar in a higher resolution?

Ask Juice. He made the avatar for me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:50:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 10:49:11 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:44:14 PM
Is it gay if I vote loving relationship?

If it helps, "loving relationship" could be our safeword.

That's to hard to say with a ball gag in your mouth. Unless you think you can manage?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM

I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.

My chest hair is not sexy. It is asymmetrical, and though it is fairly thick, it still doesn't hide my beer belly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:51:16 PM »

Honestly I think Malek looks better than Arvie, and Etoilet is the best looking white male on this board (no homo)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 10:48:49 PM

malek do you have your avatar in a higher resolution?

didn't you just say "that bitch is getting annoying really quickly" just yesterday?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:51:07 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.
My chest hair is not sexy. It is asymmetrical, and though it is fairly thick, it still doesn't hide my beer belly.

My belly has gone down to just about nothing after 3 months hard labour. I can feel some abs!

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:51:16 PM

Honestly I think Malek looks better than Arvie, and Etoilet is the best looking white male on this board (no homo)

Malek isn't as easily corruptible, and he's too smart to be manipulated without effort. Arvie, well, I could mentally groom him as I see fit, and if things go south, I can just leave him in a sling in Club Z in Seattle. Also you are not ranking BrandNew or warcock.

Powerslave · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:53:39 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2008, 10:51:32 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
malek do you have your avatar in a higher resolution?

didn't you just say "that bitch is getting annoying really quickly" just yesterday?

Yeah, but that is a beautifully sharp shot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:54:14 PM »

ouch. Lock the thread. Its all over!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:56:05 PM »

Here you go, Powerslave. This is what Malek sent to me to avatarize

Bigger version.

Powerslave · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:57:19 PM »

thanks, I think 4chan may be able to deliver a high res version of that

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:52:56 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.
My chest hair is not sexy. It is asymmetrical, and though it is fairly thick, it still doesn't hide my beer belly.

My belly has gone down to just about nothing after 3 months hard labour. I can feel some abs!

All I do at work is watch Hulu and eat loads of junk food. There are way too many fast food joints near the Ford plant.

I've actually been exercising four or five times a week since December. I've lost about five pounds (back under 180) and gained some muscle mass, but I haven't lost any of the fat around my waist.

I'm not nearly as bright as some people seem to think. I'm also amoral and will do just about anything while intoxicated.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:58:10 PM »

There's a bigger one, just edited.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:59:13 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 10:53:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
Honestly I think Malek looks better than Arvie, and Etoilet is the best looking white male on this board (no homo)

Malek isn't as easily corruptible, and he's too smart to be manipulated without effort. Arvie, well, I could mentally groom him as I see fit, and if things go south, I can just leave him in a sling in Club Z in Seattle. Also you are not ranking BrandNew or warcock.

I hate BrandNew's hair - reminds me of High School Musical. His beard is great though, but then again I love all beards. Warcock...meh. He's ok

I'm a better candidate for corruption than Arvie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:59:13 PM

I'm a better candidate for corruption than Arvie.

You'd cry afterwards as if you were finishing a Harry Potter novel.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:16:34 PM »

and post pics of his tears, blood and cum on the bed sheets. No thanks!

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:16:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:57:46 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.
My chest hair is not sexy. It is asymmetrical, and though it is fairly thick, it still doesn't hide my beer belly.

My belly has gone down to just about nothing after 3 months hard labour. I can feel some abs!
All I do at work is watch Hulu and eat loads of junk food. There are way too many fast food joints near the Ford plant.

I've actually been exercising four or five times a week since December. I've lost about five pounds (back under 180) and gained some muscle mass, but I haven't lost any of the fat around my waist.

I'm not nearly as bright as some people seem to think. I'm also amoral and will do just about anything while intoxicated.

You are addicted to Hulu, too? I think it's a really spiffy service, and now I can indulge my appetite for shit TV without the embarrassment of DVD sets or the effort of torrenting.

I dunno, Malek, maybe your flaw is that you are too corruptible. I'd say you were in my radar before I knew you were interested in law school.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:41:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2008, 11:16:56 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:57:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
I think my chest hair is sexy. Its my ass that would scare them away.
My chest hair is not sexy. It is asymmetrical, and though it is fairly thick, it still doesn't hide my beer belly.

My belly has gone down to just about nothing after 3 months hard labour. I can feel some abs!
All I do at work is watch Hulu and eat loads of junk food. There are way too many fast food joints near the Ford plant.

I've actually been exercising four or five times a week since December. I've lost about five pounds (back under 180) and gained some muscle mass, but I haven't lost any of the fat around my waist.

I'm not nearly as bright as some people seem to think. I'm also amoral and will do just about anything while intoxicated.

You are addicted to Hulu, too? I think it's a really spiffy service, and now I can indulge my appetite for shit TV without the embarrassment of DVD sets or the effort of torrenting.

I dunno, Malek, maybe your flaw is that you are too corruptible. I'd say you were in my radar before I knew you were interested in law school.

I have been watching the first season of AD with a female co-worker, some House, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader, 30 Rock, Newsradio, and Married with Children. This service is great because I only watch regular television for sports. The video quality is decent and you only have to put up with a few ads.

Lawyers can be nice, honest people.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #50 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:42:17 PM »

So you want to be back on TVC's radar again, Malek?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:43:05 PM »

Well, the female sex sure isn't interested in me.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #52 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:44:14 PM »

Gay sex is better than no sex, amirite?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:47:54 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 11:43:05 PM

Well, the female sex sure isn't interested in me.

Saskatoon is closer than Seattle. We could cuddle and talk philosophy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 11:47:54 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Well, the female sex sure isn't interested in me.

Saskatoon is closer than Seattle. We could cuddle and talk philosophy.

+1 White Man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:54:45 PM »

Lawyers get to screw people and they get paid for it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2008, 11:47:54 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on February 13, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Well, the female sex sure isn't interested in me.

Saskatoon is closer than Seattle. We could cuddle and talk philosophy.

Yes, but I could actually put up a fight with Malek in a game of Scrabble, mushmouth.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #57 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:59:10 PM »

How about you two play a game of Scrabble where the loser has to blow the winner? Everybody wins.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #58 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:50:19 AM »

Me, Father_Mike and PD should start a boy band. TVC can be our Max Martin.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:53:09 AM »

That sounds good. I like to sing. whiteman roll the clip...er sound file.

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Author Topic: I can't be the only one who wants to see Father_Mike and TVC 15 get together. (Read 4689 times)