Author Topic: FOUS DE HA HA: The Official Thread of Synthesizer Patel goes TOTALLY BONKERS (Read 847 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** February 14, 2008, 12:08:52 PM »

who am I
where am I
where are you
what's going on here, oh my god, I can't take it anymore
my god it's full of stars
in his house at versailles dead cthulhu lies sleeping

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:10:32 PM »

HAHA NOW YOU ARE THINKING WITH THE POWER OF FRANCE

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:11:17 PM »

I'M SO FRUNKED UP RIGHT NOW
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED

i'm so scared

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:11:26 PM »

he couldn't handle the europe

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:12:25 PM »

YOURE SO SCARED

bagofeyes · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:12:28 PM »

Sometimes I start to focus on the beating of my heart and think that I might subconsciously fuck up its rhythm. Don't do that.

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:12:43 PM »

quick FIND A MCDONALDS

FIND A MCDONALDS

IT IS YOUR ONLY HOPE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:14:50 PM »

ORDER SOMETHING AMERICAN FROM MC DONALDS! LIK A BREAKFAST CROSSIANT! HAHA OH WAIT

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:16:06 PM »

that's burger king

or as they call it in Italy BURGAR REX

he'll be fine

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:17:55 PM »

I asked for a Quarter Pounder and they didn't know what I was talking about

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:18:14 PM »

NO HE WONT! FRENCH ROAST COFFEE!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:18:50 PM »

Ask for some Freedom Fries

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:19:36 PM »

ASK FOR A LITER O' COLA!

Akala · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:21:23 PM »

Versailles has this effect on people.

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2008, 12:17:55 PM

I asked for a Quarter Pounder and they didn't know what I was talking about

they're on the metric system. they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:24:50 PM »

Ask for a Quarter Livre!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:27:30 PM »

Demolish a smart car with your bare hands!

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:28:14 PM »

claim that people have oil in them and that you're going to sell rights to drilling their faces

Barry Egan · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:30:30 PM »

Spray a mime with invisible ink!

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:34:06 PM »

call everyone you see "un petite fromage"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:41:05 PM »

start a "baguette" stand, but wrap the baguette's in bacon and grill them right under the nose of the French Sanitation Bureau(x)!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:41:44 PM »

Just run around with an American flag draped around you screaming "IF IT WASN'T FOR US YOU'D BE SPEAKING GERMAN YOU SMELLY FRENCHIES!" It would help if you were dressed up as a WWII soldier with an M1 rifle slung over your shoulder.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:35:32 PM »

show them your huge gaijin penis

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2008, 07:55:33 PM »

Take a picture of yourself naked and PM it to me

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