You know, Japan has at least one thing going for it: 50's style male dominance in business and family. I can just see the top guy @ Coke japan in a meeting with marketing at the head of the table, spinning his fat gold ring around with his thumb while he says, "Get me some bitches...in some some polyester shit. And fuck the budget, make that shit shiny. I swear to god, on Friday night if I don't see skin I better be looking at my reflection on their ass, or I'm going to fucking snap. Oh, and get one of those neck things I see on my dog when I pick it up from the groomer."
Oh, and Coke>Pepsi any day of the week.