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whiteACID · « **on:** October 30, 2006, 02:04:44 PM »

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a cold heartless shell. I'm selfish and I do break people's hearts, I act how people want me to act until they fall in love with me and then I just leave them. The past 3 years I have had 11 guys tell me they have fallen in love with me. I want to blame it on my dad but it's no ones fault but my own.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:06:22 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:06:37 PM »

I was going to pm this to someone but I was to scared

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:07:31 PM »

It's okay, blackACID. I'm here for you!

You broke my heart again, you bitch!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:08:27 PM »

Is way-too-small-text Evilbore's O RLY pix? For fucks sake.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:10:05 PM »

No, this is our O RLY pix

Mandark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:10:20 PM »

Is the OP serious, or is this a poetry slam?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:11:16 PM »

Does it matter? Either way, the OP is probably going to have to suffer through a paragraph oor two of a debasing that only you find funny.

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:11:29 PM »

Still, no one cares.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:16:40 PM »

Look at me.

LOOK AT ME!

I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:22:20 PM »

It's pretty fucking rude to come and disrespect someone's thread like that.

morphix · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:25:17 PM »

one day you'll find the one that special one and it will be different, just stay positive and don't give up

and stay clean, no one likes a druggie

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:26:37 PM »

Oh shut the fuck up Morphix. I like to smoke pot, that hardly makes me a druggie.

Christopher · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:27:00 PM »

I agree with morphix's last line

morphix · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:27:46 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 30, 2006, 02:26:37 PM

Oh shut the fuck up Morphix. I like to smoke pot, that hardly makes me a druggie.

you are a mean druggie :'(

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 30, 2006, 02:27:00 PM

I agree with morphix's last line

Yes, but your opinion is null and void and everybody knows this.

Christopher · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:29:45 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:36:22 PM »

Yeah, Morphix is definitely the first person to listen to if you want advice on a relationship.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:39:22 PM »

Most guys will lie to get in a girl's pants and say they love her when they really don't. But in your case I don't think that's necessary.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:41:31 PM »

Why so mean, Malek?

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:44:34 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 30, 2006, 02:39:22 PM

Most guys will lie to get in a girl's pants and say they love her when they really don't. But in your case I don't think that's necessary.

It is strange, really. . .I love cock, so do you.

We could be friends if you weren't so fucking boring.

whiteACID · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:58:46 PM »

I think it all stems from walking in on my dad fucking the babysitter in the bathroom.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2006, 02:59:54 PM »

Nah, I don't think that is it.

morphix · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:03:11 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 02:36:22 PM

Yeah, Morphix is definitely the first person to listen to if you want advice on a relationship.

I was just trying to encourage the poor girl

Quote from: blackACID on October 30, 2006, 02:58:46 PM

I think it all stems from walking in on my dad fucking the babysitter in the bathroom.

nice, babysitter was a girl right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:06:38 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 30, 2006, 02:04:44 PM

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a cold heartless shell. I'm selfish and I do break people's hearts, I act how people want me to act until they fall in love with me and then I just leave them. The past 3 years I have had 11 guys tell me they have fallen in love with me. I want to blame it on my dad but it's no ones fault but my own.

It's good that you aren't blaming this on anyone else though; blaming others really doesn't solve the issue, and it leaves you at step 1.

To me, it sounds like you don't know what you want. Obviously a bunch of guys want you, but can you keep up with them forever? If you allow people to continue to use you, you could lose all sense of self which isn't good.

Have you thought about going to see someone about this? Also, you should probably take this issue to someone you feel real comfortable with. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:06:46 PM »

I thought I would post in here, because it seems like the cool thing to do.

EDIT: Damn it PD posted, BAIL OUT.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:07:53 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 03:03:11 PM

I was just trying to encourage the poor girl

Yeah, I can tell.

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 02:25:17 PM

and stay clean, no one likes a druggie

Why don't you "encourage" Waychel to not be a snide cunt? That would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more helpful

morphix · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 03:07:53 PM

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 03:03:11 PM
I was just trying to encourage the poor girl

Yeah, I can tell.

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 02:25:17 PM
and stay clean, no one likes a druggie

Why don't you "encourage" Waychel to not be a snide cunt? That would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more helpful

I thought blackACID kicked the junk, I didn't know she was using again $:-\$

There is nothing wrong with waychel, if anything she is too nice

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:17:07 PM »

Junk? Weed is junk? You're a fuckin' moron, dude. And if that was in doubt....

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 03:12:05 PM

There is nothing wrong with waychel, if anything she is too nice

Fuck moron total.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:19:33 PM »

To OP:

It sounds to me like you have a healthy grasp on your own self-worth.

If you break a man's heart, he is yours forever. That's the truth.

So plant as many seeds as you can ... when you are ready to settle down, find the one that grew into a tree.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:19:48 PM »

Wow you guys suck

morphix · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 03:17:07 PM

Junk? Weed is junk? You're a fuckin' moron, dude. And if that was in doubt....

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 03:12:05 PM
There is nothing wrong with waychel, if anything she is too nice

Fuck moron total.

Do you think one day if I work really hard I can know all the slang terms for pot and be able to dissect a person's character without getting to know them?

can you teach me?

I want to a be a bitter poster when I hit my mid 30s

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:30:13 PM »

You seem to dissect wood's character without knowing her, do you think you really need a lesson from me?

morphix · « **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:41:46 PM »

why must you be so abrasive?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:45:11 PM »

Oh, give me a fucking break, moron. If the shoe was on the other foot, and I was being a snide asshole to Waychel, you'd be all up in the thread wagging your finger at me and buying WayWay a few cars to make her feel better.

Us stoners gotta stick together - or, as you would say, us junksters. Crack fiends? Baseheads? Squarepushers?

Bacon · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:47:46 PM »

I hope I get to be #12.

Takuan · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:50:04 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2006, 03:19:33 PM

To OP:

It sounds to me like you have a healthy grasp on your own self-worth.

If you break a man's heart, he is yours forever. That's the truth.

So plant as many seeds as you can ... when you are ready to settle down, find the one that grew into a tree.

"You plant the seed and wait 'til it grows into a plant... and then you FUCK the plant."

BlackACID: Sounds to me like you've given a lot of guys some mixed signals. If that's the case, I guess you could just be more aware of your behaviour and adjust accordingly so that guys stop falling head over heels for you. If I'm wrong about that, then I don't know why you should feel guilty when a dude gets the wrong impression.

Also, there's nothing wrong with smoking pot if you remain productive. Plenty of successful professionals I know do it.

whiteACID · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2006, 03:57:08 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:00:59 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on October 30, 2006, 03:50:04 PM

BlackACID: Sounds to me like you've given a lot of guys some mixed signals. If that's the case, I guess you could just be more aware of your behaviour and adjust accordingly so that guys stop falling head over heels for you. If I'm wrong about that, then I don't know why you should feel guilty when a dude gets the wrong impression.

That's a lot of dudes. I don't think it's a good idea to get in a relationship when you don't have full understanding of your wants and needs. Forget those dudes and start anew

whiteACID · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:05:41 PM »

maybe you guys are right

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:09:55 PM »

watch out corny, that cars remark might be tortful

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:10:29 PM »

Exactly

You gotta do you first. Find yourself, and then you can move on with other shit

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:11:02 PM »

Takuan · « **Reply #43 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:12:29 PM »

Whoops, I just read the first post again and you say you purposefully do what people want so they'll fall in love with you. That's pretty crappy of you!

Those guys aren't your pops!

BTW was the babysitter hot?

MAF's pic!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:13:25 PM »

He's tired of babies, man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on October 30, 2006, 04:12:29 PM

Whoops, I just read the first post again and you say you purposefully do what people want so they'll fall in love with you. That's pretty crappy of you! Those guys aren't your pops!

BTW was the babysitter hot?

MAF's pic!

What the fuck are you talking about? Wrong thread?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:15:46 PM »

phoenix, from what position do you offer your earnest advice

my comments: if you like being fake to dudes, sleep with morphix and score a few cars and psps from him -- PROFIT

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:17:13 PM »

Morphix doesn't like junkheads

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 30, 2006, 04:15:46 PM

phoenix, from what position do you offer your earnest advice

my comments: if you like being fake to dudes, sleep with morphix and score a few cars and psps from him -- PROFIT

Pfft I'm good at giving advice. All the females I know tell me this, and I bet blackAcid likes my advice

Why? Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't give out girl advice. I may be totally ignorant on "how to get a woman" topics, but I'm set with "how to treat a woman/comfort a woman" topics. I'm like the gay hair stylist, but I'm actually straight

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:18:46 PM

Pfft I'm good at giving advice. All the females I know tell me this, and I bet blackAcid likes my advice

Why? Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't give out girl advice. I may be totally ignorant on "how to get a woman" topics, but I'm set with "how to treat a woman/comfort a woman" topics. I'm like the gay hair stylist

Word?

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:21:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:18:46 PM

Pfft I'm good at giving advice. All the females I know tell me this, and I bet blackAcid likes my advice

Why? Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't give out girl advice. I may be totally ignorant on "how to get a woman" topics, but I'm set with "how to treat a woman/comfort a woman" topics. I'm like the gay hair stylist, but I'm actually straight

Next time any girl asks you for advice, tell her to fuck you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:22:18 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 30, 2006, 04:21:44 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:18:46 PM
Pfft I'm good at giving advice. All the females I know tell me this, and I bet blackAcid likes my advice

Why? Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't give out girl advice. I may be totally ignorant on "how to get a woman" topics, but I'm set with "how to treat a woman/comfort a woman" topics. I'm like the gay hair stylist, but I'm actually straight

Next time any girl asks you for advice, tell her to fuck you.

...

Vizzys · « **Reply #52 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:23:17 PM »

JUST DO IT.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:25:33 PM »

Corny, yeah, but he perked up when she said she was goin' straight a while back. She can just lie to him and he can act like he's the anime-obsessed Richard Gere to her Tara Reid take on Julia Roberts, and she can bilk him for all the WoW gift cards she can handle!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:27:23 PM »

Hah, that is a damn good idea. But Morphix wouldn't fall for a trap like that! He's way too smart to be suckered by some feminine wiles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:28:25 PM »

I get the dig, but I resent the suggestion that wayway is "feminine"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:29:07 PM »

Morphix is already one wrong pussy away from AIDS. He'll be pissed about wasting his fortune on anime shit when he can't afford his medicine cocktails

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #57 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:29:32 PM »

did somebody say envy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:31:25 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 30, 2006, 04:28:25 PM

I get the dig, but I resent the suggestion that wayway is "feminine"

Hey, you saw the Hello Kitty shorts. She may be a beast, but she does have a vagina. A chubby one at that

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:32:29 PM »

git it on with a thickness

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