I remember before the Iraq war started, and I had two separate people tell me what a great idea it would be to just nuke the lot of em. When I said, "Hey, that's not such a good idea." Some trucker-capped man thought for a second and said back to me, "Well, the oil's underground, right, so the bomb wouldn't contaminate it."
Yes he was serious, yes he also believed in the Illuminati. There are lots of seriously dumb mothafudgers out there.