Author Topic: The greatest 3 words anybody could say to you. (Read 5335 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** October 30, 2006, 04:00:33 PM »

Such as:
"Have some money."
"Here's my gun."
"You are hired."
"You are fired."
"Like my bra?"
"I am mute."
"I'm a virgin."
"Let's get naked."
"It's so big!"
"It's not yours."
"No more government!"
"I was wrong."
"You were right."
"He's my brother."/"She's my sister."
"Meet my daughter"

And the #1 set of words anybody could say to me is:
"It's not serious."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:02:19 PM »

"Like that daddy"
"On my face"
"In my eye"
"In my mouth"

You get the picture

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:03:34 PM »

A little bit.

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:04:49 PM »

Stop that hurts.

Tigerriot · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:09:03 PM »

"wanna fuck me"?

When a guy hears that statement at the age of 19, those words become firmly planted in your brain forever.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:09:51 PM »

"Here's Polar Express" lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Tigerriot on October 30, 2006, 04:09:03 PM

"wanna fuck me"?

When a guy hears that statement at the age of 19, those words become firmly planted in your brain forever.

I'm 19 and haven't heard that yet

Takuan · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:15:53 PM »

"I love you"

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:16:25 PM »

"Earthbound fucking rocks"

Bastards.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:16:31 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on October 30, 2006, 04:15:53 PM

"I love you"

Love is overrated.

"In the ass"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:16:48 PM »

"just too buku"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:20:36 PM »

"Wanna play Zelda?"

Tigerriot · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:21:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:11:08 PM

Quote from: Tigerriot on October 30, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
"wanna fuck me"?

When a guy hears that statement at the age of 19, those words become firmly planted in your brain forever.

I'm 19 and haven't heard that yet

I'll be the first to admit, I got lucky. I came across a completely cute young tramp. She wanted it, and she got it.

Just hang around the right girls and you'll hear those words eventually.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:22:15 PM »

"cloudwalking does porn"

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:23:22 PM »

You're not (the) daddy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:23:56 PM »

"Phoenix and blackAcid"

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:31:21 PM »

"I was wrong", "I forgive you.' "You we're right." "Lets have sex" "Yes I will" "Heres my number" "IM SO SORRY"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:31:57 PM »

"willco is gay"

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:36:55 PM »

"Call me slut."
"No lube please"
"I love you"
"Pull my hair"
"Fuck my ass"

The list goes on and on. I'm a sick fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 04:36:55 PM

"Call me slut."
"No lube please"
"I love you"
"Pull my hair"
"Fuck my ass"

The list goes on and on. I'm a sick fuck.

No lube? That must hurt like hell

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:41:24 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 04:36:55 PM
"Call me slut."
"No lube please"
"I love you"
"Pull my hair"
"Fuck my ass"

The list goes on and on. I'm a sick fuck.

No lube? That must hurt like hell

You can use spit

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:20:58 PM »

"Welcome to Candyland"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:07:11 PM »

"Cum on me"

......

"just a dream"

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:35:38 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 30, 2006, 07:00:49 PM

"Test results: Negative"
"Drinks on me"

Add

"I'm not pregnant!"
"My period came!"
"My vagina's red!"
"Eww! Bloody panties!"
"Your dick's red!" etc.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:42:54 PM »

"Ok, you tried"

"Get off me"

"Go away please"

"Don't call me"

"Now get out"

:'( :'( :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:43:30 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 30, 2006, 07:42:54 PM

"Ok, you tried"

"Get off me"

"Go away please"

"Don't call me"

"Now get out"

:'( :'( :'(

"Is it in?"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:45:23 PM »

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:52:17 PM »

"Penis in Mouth"

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 30, 2006, 07:43:07 PM

And if you can't have that:
"It's not yours"

Oh that would be glorious!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:54:01 PM »

"I'm sooooooooooooooo drunk"

morphix · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:06:29 PM »

"I love anime"

"yes I swallow"

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:07:58 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 09:06:29 PM

"You're Right, Jer!"

morphix · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:08:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 30, 2006, 09:07:58 PM

Quote from: morphix on October 30, 2006, 09:06:29 PM
"You're Right, Jer!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:29:37 PM »

"Pull it Out"

oh wai, wrong thread

whiteACID · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:23:56 PM

"Phoenix and blackAcid"

Buckeyes stomp Wolverines

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:21:30 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 31, 2006, 12:40:45 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 04:23:56 PM
"Phoenix and blackAcid"

Luckeyes stomp Wolverines

Troy Smith sacked

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:27:35 PM »

"Don't Ever Change"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:27:59 PM »

"Change Your Underwear"

"Watch More Bones"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:38:19 PM »

Touchdown Mario Manningham!

Bacon · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:23:19 PM »

Spit on it.

News:

Author Topic: The greatest 3 words anybody could say to you. (Read 5335 times)