yet again I show myself to be a pathetic failure

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I failed to bring my eyedrops up to my Valentine's/Bitterest Day retreat.  Availability of eyedrops is the major determinant of my happiness or misery, but I don't want to just buy new ones to lose again as the ones I like cost $30 an ounce, I refuse to degrade myself with inferior eyedrops and I'm a dirty poor atm.  so i'm stuck with unbearably dry eyes all week.  wtf is wrong with me?

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That is an awesome article.

If you want man, I will give you an amateur strip show.  I just need to go bleach my crotchless panties!!