Author Topic: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration (Read 2304 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 30, 2006, 04:23:04 PM »

Since we all love bad games and have nothing better to do, me, MAF, and TVC-15 have decided to play some bad games we bought each other (in a strictly non-gay way) this weekend and provide some color commentary on Evilbore.

MAF got 50 Cent: Bulletproof since he's the only dude we know that's whiter than PhoenixDark. He is gonna be stone cold thuggin' with his G-Unit pals Young Buck and Tony Yayo and some other thug life dude in the mean streets.

TVC-15 got The Polar Express because he loves Christmas, the second-worst holiday of the year. He's pretty pissed that the game lacks violence, and is doubly irked that it seems to have a preponderance of saucy children.

I got Gamecube fan-favorite (over 1M copies sold!) Shadow the Hedgehog for the PS2. I can't say the thought of its distinguished mentally-challenged mascot antics and unplayable controls thrills me, although I am vaguely curious about whether or not he is, as the box suggests, a "hero or a "villain".

I also was gonna preorder a Wii in order to get Zelda early until TVC showed me that Red Steel footage over at GAF. It looks like the worst thing ever. Fuck the Wii.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:26:30 PM »

In honor of this sad event I will be switching my avatar accordingly.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:26:31 PM »

Drinky, you got off easy. You should have picked up Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg instead.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:28:59 PM »

Shadow the hedgehog

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:31:14 PM »

Hay I liked Billy Hatcher a little

Jesus 4 CDS of crappy 50 cent rap soundtrack

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:46:29 PM »

Im about to lay some smack down on a record exec!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:47:13 PM »

i think shadow is blacker than fitty

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:47:39 PM »

I don't know what worse, chemo or 50 Cent Bulletproof. I'd rather lose my hair than lose my mind though.

MAF, RIP

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:50:09 PM »

You 2 are fools. The Polar Express probably takes like 15 minutes to beat.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2006, 04:53:36 PM »

You hope

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:02:58 PM »

No way the Shadow game can be more fun than the official site.

There was a page that was almost as good for the Shadow Nubytech controller, but I can't find it now.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:38:08 PM »

Shadow's not that bad unless you play multiplayer. Polar Express can't be too much material. MAF got fucked hard.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:38:31 PM »

TVC is convinced I got off easy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:42:56 PM »

I think I should not have to play Polar Express if I take some hot shots of freaks tonite.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:43:18 PM »

No you have to play it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:45:11 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 30, 2006, 05:38:31 PM

TVC is convinced I got off easy.

The other two are mediocre, you got 4 CD'S OF FIFTY CENT MUSIC TO PLAY THROUGH.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:45:42 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:49:01 PM »

I thought Bulletproof was supposed to be "good"? You know, a servicable GTA clone. I'm so out of the loop

Christopher · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:49:41 PM »

Shadow the Hedgehog makes me hate Sonic Adventure and I love those games.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:49:49 PM »

Best steer clear of THIS loop, Corney.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:50:01 PM »

I finished all three of those games.

MAF got the easy one.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:50:28 PM »

WTF demi?! No WAY you played Polar Express

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:50:59 PM »

Try me.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:51:20 PM »

WTF!?! You did 100% in Open Season too?!

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:51:56 PM »

That I did.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:52:41 PM »

Damn, demi is NO JOKE.

Christopher · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2006, 05:53:30 PM »

gross demi even Shadow? That's the first game I ever rented and returned because I was utterly disgusted by the horrid gameplay/story.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:14:03 PM »

holy hawaiian muscle fuck, demi. WHY.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:21:27 PM »

Shadow is awful. Why did a million Gamecube owners buy this shit?

Oh yeah, they'll buy anything with a mascot in it!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:22:28 PM »

Buy a RPG, ya know?

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:37:28 PM »

Final Fantasy 12! Woo!

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:47:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 30, 2006, 11:37:28 PM

Final Fantasy 12! Woo!

"DEMI. I have come for YOU. KISS ME!"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:47:38 PM »

Valkyrie Profile 2 > FF12

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:35:17 AM »

i put roughly an hour into shadow. my GOD the frame rate is criminal -- it jumps between 10 and 30 fps (ps2 version) and if i even SLIGHTLY touch left or right on the analog stick, the camera yawns ridiculously. how can people play this? the plot is hilarious, though. shadow's out for DARK JUSTICE!

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Author Topic: BAD GAMES AMONG US: Another DC/MAF/TVC Collaboration (Read 2304 times)