Author Topic: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!! (Read 5269 times)

rodi · « **on:** February 16, 2008, 05:35:25 PM »

It's a casual summer wedding. I'm good friends with the bride and groom and they said just some nice pants and nice shirt would be fine. omg, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Help me ... please?

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:36:06 PM »

Aren't you a girl?

rodi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM »

Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:39:59 PM »

It means one where you show off your speed bumps

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:48:44 PM »

Nothing.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:51:49 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM

Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

then I need some bodyshots to help me recommend you clothing that complements your bodytype and measurements

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:56:02 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 05:38:33 PM

Yes, but they said nice shirt. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

It means don't wear your Hooters T-shirt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2008, 05:57:34 PM »

Nice shirt and pants is code for thong only in swinger circles.

rodi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM »

Ah... how about these?

...with some random jewelry?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:09:55 PM »

I've never been to a wedding. I wanna get wasted at a reception. :'(

rodi · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:15:15 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2008, 06:09:55 PM

I've never been to a wedding. I wanna get wasted at a reception. :'(

zomg, me too!!!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:15:51 PM »

I performed at my friend's sister's hippie wedding. It was a lot of fun, even if I had no time to rehearse, my material wasn't ready and I didn't know wtf I was doing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:18:13 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM

Ah... how about these?

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...with some random jewelry?
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that actually seems fine if you're not part of the ceremony or family.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:31:14 PM »

yeah those garments are nice rodi, they sohuld be fine for a 'casual summer wedding'

weddings are diffucult to dress for

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:31:22 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM

Ah... how about these?

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...with some random jewelry?
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looks good for a carpet muncher, go for it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:00:20 PM »

that looks fine. I always wear a suit and tie and everything to one and those are uncomfortable as hell. you may as well wear something pretty comfortable (but looks good) since weddings are usually pretty long.

rodi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:11:15 PM »

Wow, thanks guys. I think I'll go for that outfit, if not something similar.

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wtf, people got naked at your wedding?

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:23:00 PM »

Wedding orgies are awesome!

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 07:11:15 PM

Wow, thanks guys. I think I'll go for that outfit, if not something similar.

Why don't you wear your military uniform? Chicks in military uniforms are hot.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:23:33 PM »

sounds hot, I hope my wedding ends up being pretty zany

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:36:20 PM »

That outfit looks like your a paleontologist who just got off the plane from a dig in somalia.

Or the missionary girl in Rambo IV.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:38:24 PM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 06:01:36 PM

...with some random jewelry?
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You should just go in that.

rodi · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 16, 2008, 07:36:20 PM

That outfit looks like your a paleontologist who just got off the plane from a dig in somalia.

Or the missionary girl in Rambo IV.

I like paleontologists who just got off digs. I think their sexy.

edit: btw, it turns out that its a semi-formal event and I'm now looking for a dress or a nice pant suit. :'(

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2008, 07:59:49 PM »

Military uniforms are formal, no?

rodi · « **Reply #23 on:** February 16, 2008, 08:02:25 PM »

Being part of the military, neither the groom, bride, or I want to wear our military uniforms. It's a patriotic thing.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM »

pant suits are hot

rodi · « **Reply #25 on:** February 16, 2008, 08:48:19 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM

pant suits are hot

I think I'd look too much like a dyke though. It's a wedding in the mid-west, don't really want to push it since I almost saw the hosts of Top Gear almost get killed.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #26 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:35:18 PM »

omg crotch digger TOTAL.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** February 16, 2008, 09:36:43 PM »

The top gear people were in alabama. just go with a pant suit.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:49:21 AM »

Ok. Get this:
Petite lightweight wool blazer & pant
3/4 sleeve v-neck criss-cross top (if you get the lavender one it's on sale for $29.99 - up to you)

http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862

I have a coupon/discounts. Give me a call.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:52:53 AM »

I've worn something like that before

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #30 on:** February 17, 2008, 02:03:50 AM »

SsSSSssHHHhhHH!!!!

Option #2:
Cashmere argyle short-sleeve sweater $148 / PXS
(Wear this with a collared button up shirt, smarty, like in the picture)

Petite ryan minicheck wide-leg pant $68.60 / 0P

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** February 17, 2008, 02:09:44 AM »

the pigs are walking!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #32 on:** February 17, 2008, 02:13:46 AM »

It's quite simple, rodi:

Just dress like Olivia Benson.

You can pretend like you're on a special victims unit case while you're snacking on hors d'oeuvres; you'll still look smokin' hot yet no one will question your sexual orientation.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** February 17, 2008, 02:23:52 AM »

Post some pics of yourself after the wedding so we can see what you chose to wear.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #34 on:** February 17, 2008, 05:07:24 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 01:49:21 AM

Ok. Get this:
Petite lightweight wool blazer & pant
3/4 sleeve v-neck criss-cross top (if you get the lavender one it's on sale for $29.99 - up to you)
(Image removed from quote.)
http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/outfit.do?cid=12076&oid=OUT10862

I have a coupon/discounts. Give me a call.

I want.

rodi · « **Reply #35 on:** February 17, 2008, 07:32:39 AM »

I kind of like the cardigan. I'll talk with you later, CrystalGemini.

Quote from: am nintenho on February 16, 2008, 09:36:43 PM

The top gear people were in alabama. just go with a pant suit.

As you can see from the picture below, it's not too far off. They're both pink states.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #36 on:** February 17, 2008, 07:36:27 AM »

Wait. What state is it in again?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #37 on:** February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM »

Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:15:19 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM

Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!

wtf, when I told you about that incident you swore you wouldn't tell a soul!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #39 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:24:38 AM »

Option 3 (el cheapo option):
Old Navy lightweight cardigan $24.50

Suede Ballet Flat $19.50

OR Ankle Strap Flats $9.99

With the above pants.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #40 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:25:03 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 17, 2008, 08:15:19 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 17, 2008, 07:37:50 AM
Also get your ass on some messenger. I have stuff to tell you (it involves man rape so you know it's good)!

wtf, when I told you about that incident you swore you wouldn't tell a soul!

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:26:49 AM »

at least leave out the parts about Mupepe and Himuro and the jar of Crisco. :'(

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #42 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:29:53 AM »

Hey, rodi, if I suggested you wear this you probably laugh in my face and shut the door huh?
Beach dress $98

Trench coat $198

Espadrilles $78.40

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 17, 2008, 08:26:49 AM

at least leave out the parts about Mupepe and Himuro and the jar of Crisco. :'(

Crisco... mMmMMMmmmmm.....

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:31:53 AM »

Himuro's nipples looked exactly like Hershey's chocolate Kisses...

*shudder*

abrader · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:05:42 AM »

Casuau eh?

show up with a thong on and a condom on each finger.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:25:56 AM »

crystalgemini has awesome fashion sense. you're making me want to go clothes shopping

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:47:36 AM »

I need a fashion consultant. I have a female friend who periodically offers to fill the role, but never follows through.

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2008, 12:48:30 PM »

i need a woman who knows how to dress

Powerslave · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2008, 12:57:34 PM »

i need a woman

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #50 on:** February 17, 2008, 06:06:16 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 17, 2008, 09:25:56 AM

crystalgemini has awesome fashion sense. you're making me want to go clothes shopping

rodi · « **Reply #51 on:** February 18, 2008, 01:06:40 AM »

I"m going on a messenger. You better be on, Crystal Gemini!

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Sorry about the late response, I was sleeping!!!

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The wedding's in Wyoming. I know, I know.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 18, 2008, 01:22:04 AM »

Quote from: rodi on February 16, 2008, 08:48:19 PM

Quote from: Scenester on February 16, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
pant suits are hot

I think I'd look too much like a dyke though. It's a wedding in the mid-west, don't really want to push it since I almost saw the hosts of Top Gear almost get killed.

Are you saying that FBI AGENT DANA SCULLY looks like a dyke?

rodi · « **Reply #53 on:** February 18, 2008, 02:07:35 AM »

No, but to a wedding she would. Actually, she's kind of sexy. lawl

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM »

How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff

T234 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 18, 2008, 02:35:05 AM »

Speaking of possibilities even the pope would condone masturbating to:

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rodi · « **Reply #56 on:** February 18, 2008, 02:55:25 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM

How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:34:39 AM »

rodi pwned.

I have to be at work at 5am tomorrow

Tauntaun · « **Reply #58 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:45:26 AM »

Quote from: rodi on February 18, 2008, 02:55:25 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 18, 2008, 02:17:36 AM
How was the 6:45 march? HUAHUAHUAHUA! :kylielaff :kylielaff

Your e-bullets are no match for my e-manliness! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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Author Topic: I don't know what to wear to a wedding!!!! (Read 5269 times)