Author Topic: girl tells me to stop stealing glances at her :( (Read 6343 times)

Homemade Milk · « **on:** October 30, 2006, 08:00:50 PM »

In science class the girl that sits next to me told me to stop stealing glances at her

Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:04:25 PM »

Is she as hot as rodi?

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM »

Bacon, imsorry you have HELL of bad fucking shitty ass smelling fucky bitchy ass slutish bad ass mother fucking cock slapping BAD taste. Rodi is EXTREMELY ugly.

And um, Shes prettier than Rodi by a loot, but thats not hard to achieve amirite?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:11:15 PM »

Quit hatin' on your sister. rodi is a total cutie.

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM

Bacon, imsorry you have HELL of bad fucking shitty ass smelling fucky bitchy ass slutish bad ass mother fucking cock slapping BAD taste. Rodi is EXTREMELY ugly.

And um, Shes prettier than Rodi by a loot, but thats not hard to achieve amirite?

What a horrible thing to say about your lovely sister.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:14:25 PM »

If the chick is Asian, she's too busy looking at the white dudes in class.

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM

Bacon, imsorry you have HELL of bad fucking shitty ass smelling fucky bitchy ass slutish bad ass mother fucking cock slapping BAD taste. Rodi is EXTREMELY ugly.

And um, Shes prettier than Rodi by a loot, but thats not hard to achieve amirite?

Best post ever. Its makes no sense and made me laugh. YUR SISTERS HAWT DUDE.

Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:19:35 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 30, 2006, 08:14:25 PM

If the chick is Asian, she's too busy looking at the white dudes in class.

$:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:20:47 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 30, 2006, 08:19:35 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 30, 2006, 08:14:25 PM
If the chick is Asian, she's too busy looking at the white dudes in class.

$:-\$

or white chicks

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:27:20 PM »

What celebrity does this classmate look like?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:36:22 PM »

I have a feeling this girl in my shitty philosophy class thinks I'm gazing at her all the time.

In reality, I'm just turned a bit so that I'm comfortable in my seat, which usually has me facing her. I'm left handed, so I like to turn to the right a bit in my seat so that my left arm can be comfortable on my desk. The girl sits one seat in front of me in the row to my right, so I'm pretty much always faced directly at her.

I'm just stating off into space trying to keep from falling asleep, and every now and again during class I see her glance back at me as if she felt some creepy guy's eyes on her. D'oh.

It doesn't help that I'd nail the shit out of her, either. Hot blonds FTW, especially when she wears a skirt and bends over right in my face. Oh yes.

Damn, I sound like a stalker.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:37:31 PM »

Ecro, you're probably comfortable in that position because it allows your to stare at a hot blonde. That's biology, son.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:40:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:37:31 PM

Ecro, you're probably comfortable in that position because it allows your to stare at a hot blonde. That's biology, son.

While that's probably partially the case, I tend to sit like that in all my classes. I want to stick my salami in her butthoel

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:27:20 PM

What celebrity does this classmate look like?

um, shes asian, and i dont think there are any asian celebrities other than yow ming

morphix · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 30, 2006, 08:11:15 PM

Quit hatin' on your sister. rodi is a total cutie.

does the whole family post at EB?

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 09:04:41 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:27:20 PM
What celebrity does this classmate look like?

um, shes asian, and i dont think there are any asian celebrities other than yow ming

Ziyi Zhang

Reon Kadena (The asian love of my life)

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:16:50 PM »

Damn son!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:53:54 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM

Bacon, imsorry you have HELL of bad fucking shitty ass smelling fucky bitchy ass slutish bad ass mother fucking cock slapping BAD taste. Rodi is EXTREMELY ugly.

And um, Shes prettier than Rodi by a loot, but thats not hard to achieve amirite?

Quit whining. You look just like her.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:14:38 AM »

I honestly have no idea what the fuck to tell you.

Polari · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:19:53 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 31, 2006, 12:14:38 AM

I honestly have no idea what the fuck to tell you.

That he must be pretty fucking creepy?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 12:19:53 AM

That he must be pretty fucking creepy?

I know it's not nice, but he probably has a raging boner. If she saw that a few feet from her she might get pretty pissed.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:29:39 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 30, 2006, 11:53:54 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM
Bacon, imsorry you have HELL of bad fucking shitty ass smelling fucky bitchy ass slutish bad ass mother fucking cock slapping BAD taste. Rodi is EXTREMELY ugly.

And um, Shes prettier than Rodi by a loot, but thats not hard to achieve amirite?
Quit whining. You look just like her.

LOL Stfu, i like good for a boy, she looks ugly for a girl, blueprints dont always go good both ways :O!@

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:33:07 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 09:15:57 PM

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 09:04:41 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:27:20 PM
What celebrity does this classmate look like?

um, shes asian, and i dont think there are any asian celebrities other than yow ming
(Image removed from quote.)
Ziyi Zhang

(Image removed from quote.)
Reon Kadena (The asian love of my life)

Muppepee, i just wanna say, your really the whole reason i got into the whole forum thing, your are awsome with your pictures and videos

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:34:37 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 30, 2006, 08:10:18 PM

LOL Stfu, i like good for a boy, she looks ugly for a girl, blueprints dont always go good both ways :O!@

You look like a eunuch.

rodi is a cutie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:43:27 AM »

Dude, you're 13. Let your penis grow before going at chicks

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:51:48 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:43:27 AM

Dude, you're 13. Let your penis grow before going at chicks

Do you know what this thread is about?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:56:03 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 31, 2006, 02:51:48 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:43:27 AM
Dude, you're 13. Let your penis grow before going at chicks
Do you know what this thread is about?

A 13 year old stalker with a macaroni penis. I just don't want to see him make the same mistakes I made!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:03:00 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:56:03 AM

A 13 year old stalker with a macaroni penis. I just don't want to see him make the same mistakes I made!

...you didn't make any mistakes...all we know is he looked at a mebbe hot girl who is asian...he definitely didn't go for her...

rodi · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:05:03 AM »

Middle school still full of jackass's.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:14:13 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 31, 2006, 03:03:00 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:56:03 AM
A 13 year old stalker with a macaroni penis. I just don't want to see him make the same mistakes I made!
...you didn't make any mistakes...all we know is he looked at a mebbe hot girl who is asian...he definitely didn't go for her...

I always think I do this. A lot of times I'll be looking at the teacher, but a chick will directly be in my direction of vision; so it'll look like I'm glancing at her.

And I'm rather paranoid in the sense that I always think people are looking at me and are upset/appauled with me. So I stare at my feet a lot

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:14:37 AM »

Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 03:05:03 AM

Middle school still full of jackass's.

yeah

Takuan · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:16:49 AM »

Aw, that's kind of sad that she found it so repulsive she took it upon herself to tell you to stop, rather than blush and smile like a receptive girl would. It appears you're taking it out on your sweet sister. I feel sorry for you.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:19:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 03:14:13 AM

I always think I do this. A lot of times I'll be looking at the teacher, but a chick will directly be in my direction of vision; so it'll look like I'm glancing at her.
And I'm rather paranoid in the sense that I always think people are looking at me and are upset/appauled with me. So I stare at my feet a lot

Flirt with her and don't be such a dandy-ass. She'll take it that you're being a dandy-ass. Be subtle, but don't be a dandy-ass.

Polari · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:31:37 AM »

I have to ask: "dandy-ass"?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:37:56 AM »

am nintenho
am dandy-ass

DO I SENSE A NEW TAG?!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:41:12 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 03:31:37 AM

I have to ask: "dandy-ass"?

I can't think of any better word at 12:30 A.M. with my mouth full of hardening potatoe salad.

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 31, 2006, 03:37:56 AM

am nintenho
am dandy-ass
DO I SENSE A NEW TAG?!

I never got to choose my own tag from that iSketch I won. We should have those again.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:42:11 AM »

Why not?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:44:51 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 31, 2006, 03:42:11 AM

Why not?

Okay, thursdays?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:45:37 AM »

iSketch tourneys will return after next week.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:45:53 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2006, 08:27:20 PM

What celebrity does this classmate look like?

All Asians look alike.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:48:08 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 31, 2006, 03:45:37 AM

iSketch tourneys will return after next week.

That's good to know...why next week?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:18:50 AM »

We all got stuff to do this week

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:29:32 AM »

Wait, homemademilk is CrystalGemini/rodi's 13 yr. old brother?

HOW MANY WILLCO-SANS ARE ON THIS BOARD?!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2006, 10:16:10 AM »

Malek is completely right. If she's Asian, she's mad because you're asian. If you were white, she would have had sex with you already.

Your only hope is a black woman. Good luck.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:17:05 PM »

So Rodi, Homemade Milk and CrystalGemini are all family? Whaaa?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:20:32 PM »

Homemade Milk is the youngest sibiling, and the only male. rodi is next line, she's the youngest sister. Then it's CrystalGemini, the most beautiful woman on the Internet. Then it's their oldest sister, who would never lower herself to talking to folks on a message board.

Unless it involves ricing up cars lol am i rite?

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #46 on:** November 01, 2006, 09:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:43:27 AM

Dude, you're 13. Let your penis grow before going at chicks

Dude, my penis is a fucking chomper mother fucker.

bite your fucking head off.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** November 02, 2006, 07:48:20 AM »

But.... you're asian....

News:

Author Topic: girl tells me to stop stealing glances at her :( (Read 6343 times)