Author Topic: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor (Read 3367 times)

hyp · « **on:** February 18, 2008, 10:36:04 PM »

sup doodz! wife's about to birth the little one within the next couple of hours.

i've got a few mins to relax, so i just thought i'd say hi straight from the room where magic happens (our hospital has a bad ass WiFi connection and a cool little desk for daddy's laptop). wish us luck boreans!

and... it was nice knowin' ya. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:36:39 PM »

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

It's pretty awesome that Evilbore probably knows before a lot of people he knows in real-life, including family members.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:36:40 PM »

hyp was a good man.

hyp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:37:10 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:39:15 PM »

Can I have your XBL account?

hyp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:39:52 PM »

only if you baby sit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:42:57 PM »

I charge $19/hr., and I need medical.

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:45:37 PM »

good luck

remember to eat the afterbirth so that predators can't follow your pack

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:50:17 PM »

Congrats! Let me know if you want me to do some rigorous psychological testing on the tyke in three or four years.

hyp · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:54:38 PM »

thanks guys

i really do appreciate it, especially the comic relief.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:56:49 PM »

I didn't even know you were married. Good luck. Do you know if its a boy or a girl yet?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 18, 2008, 10:45:37 PM

good luck

remember to eat the afterbirth so that predators can't follow your pack

Valcrist · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:22:52 PM »

enjoy the new chapter of your life.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:32:52 PM »

Congrats dude, when you're up at 2am you can check the bore.

PS - You should totally raise your baby to be a killer ninja.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:34:08 PM »

you can get about a cool grand for it on the international black market

ask willco, he has the chinese hookups

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:40:49 PM »

Good luck, pal!

I guess you won't be playing TF2 anytime soon but I'll be down for a game whenever you have time.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:47:39 PM »

Quote from: hyp on February 18, 2008, 10:36:04 PM

sup doodz! wife's about to birth the little one within the next couple of hours. i've got a few mins to relax, so i just thought i'd say hi straight from the room where magic happens (our hospital has a bad ass WiFi connection and a cool little desk for daddy's laptop). wish us luck boreans!

and... it was nice knowin' ya. $:-\$

holy shit dude

congrats

I guess you'll be posting even less :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM »

yeah, you get pretty tense before it happens (I was in the waiting room for my mom 7 months ago). The conditions for the mom and spouse are actually really comfortable though and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

good luck and take cute pictures.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:08:17 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM

and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Oblivion · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:09:35 AM »

Holy shit, I didn't know you was gonna have a baby. Congrats, mang!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:13:42 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:08:17 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM
and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

well it's hell but it ain't impossible...they do sleep A LOT!

he'd still have a little time to play games. especially if he learns how to hold the baby while playing which is really easy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:16:05 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2008, 12:13:42 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:08:17 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM
and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
well it's hell but it ain't impossible...they do sleep A LOT!

he'd still have a little time to play games. especially if he learns how to hold the baby while playing which is really easy.

They stop sleeping a lot after the first year. But you can continue your life and still do stuff like play games. But saying "it's not too much trouble" is giving the man the wrong idea. Your life changes greatly (in a good way

)

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:35:55 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:16:05 AM

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Is that a good pickup line?

thekavorka · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:47:02 AM »

congrats

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2008, 12:52:10 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2008, 12:02:34 AM

yeah, you get pretty tense before it happens (I was in the waiting room for my mom 7 months ago). The conditions for the mom and spouse are actually really comfortable though and taking care of a baby honestly isn't too much trouble.

good luck and take cute pictures.

At the age ot three stick'em in front of a TV and give meals. You might have to seperate siblings if neccessary.

abrader · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2008, 01:12:07 AM »

congrats
!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2008, 05:18:37 AM »

Congratulations! I hope everything is going/went well for mother and baby!

MCD · « **Reply #27 on:** February 19, 2008, 05:26:47 AM »

congrats dude.

hyp · « **Reply #28 on:** February 19, 2008, 05:39:56 AM »

6lbs, 14ounces! she's a little one, but boy does she get heavy after holding her for a while. thanks for the tips, she's already turning me into a softie. i see bad things ahead when she learns the art of coercion. $:-\$

the wife and kid are now sound asleep, i'm about to get some rest too. what a night. i must say that i've got 10x respect for women after experiencing the hell my wife just went through. thanks for the love bore and goodnight/morning!

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 19, 2008, 06:01:04 AM »

Congrats!

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** February 19, 2008, 06:40:43 AM »

you seem pretty laid back about the whole thing hyp

cloudwalking · « **Reply #31 on:** February 19, 2008, 06:51:39 AM »

congratulations! it's great that everything went well for you and she's healthy and happy!

what did you name her?

we all want to see pics!

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** February 19, 2008, 07:23:58 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 19, 2008, 12:35:55 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2008, 12:16:05 AM

My daughter is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Is that a good pickup line?

The fact that I have a child is usually a turn off for women

CONGRATS HYP!

Eric P · « **Reply #33 on:** February 19, 2008, 08:47:38 AM »

awesome, congrats

Akala · « **Reply #34 on:** February 19, 2008, 10:43:17 AM »

Congrats!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** February 19, 2008, 10:46:33 AM »

Grats

Good to hear everything went smooth as a baby's bottom

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** February 19, 2008, 11:06:29 AM »

GOOD JOB HYP

bravo, my man

Rman · « **Reply #37 on:** February 19, 2008, 11:42:22 AM »

Congrats. Best wishes to wifey and baby.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** March 01, 2008, 06:57:18 PM »

it is a girl? trade it in and get a new one

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** March 01, 2008, 07:10:42 PM »

Congrats, dude!!!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 01, 2008, 09:44:35 PM »

Pics man, PICS so we can: awwww

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #41 on:** March 01, 2008, 10:15:02 PM »

Congratulations, hyp! You're going to make a great father.

All the best.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:39:58 AM »

fathers

daughters

wireless

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #43 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:45:57 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 02, 2008, 02:39:58 AM

fathers
daughters
wireless

Why come you left out the wife?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:48:50 AM »

because this thread is about fathers, daughters, and wireless?

wives

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Author Topic: Modern technology rox - WiFi while wifey is in labor (Read 3367 times)