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soy milk
« on: February 18, 2008, 10:37:55 PM »
hooooooooly fuck!

it's putrid, the taste and smell resemble that of glue. absolutely vile. i haven't been this disappointed since i tried nyquil, which didn't cure my cold or give me any malekian tingly feelings.

i'm about 20 mins from losing my dinner, fuck you evilbore.
orl

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Re: soy milk
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 10:46:34 PM »
drink enough of it and the estrogen like substances contained within the protein specific to soy will reduce your manliness as well
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Re: soy milk
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM »
drink enough of it and the estrogen like substances contained within the protein specific to soy will reduce your manliness as well
it's worth it for all this tasty goodness. i puked from just one glass and it takes alot to get me to vomit.
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Re: soy milk
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 12:06:56 AM »
"It’s not soy milk, it’s soy juice. There are no soy titties. But people don’t call it soy juice, because calling it soy juice makes you throw up in your mouth." - Lewis Black.

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Re: soy milk
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 01:51:18 AM »
as the boyfriend of a vegetarian, I have extensive experience with this thing called "Soy-Milk."  Here's some simple rules for your better enjoyment.

1) Get flavored soymilk.  Its very often available in vanilla, you don't see much vanilla flavored regular milk, do you?  That's because soy milk really, really needs that extra kick to make it tolerable.  Unflavored soymilk is akin to drinking wallpaper paste, just don't do it.

2) Use wisely.  Soymilk has several mysterious and inscrutable properties, the most bewildering but beneficial of which is its ability to take on the flavor of whatever food it comes in contact with, much like Rouge from the X-Men.  Use this to your advantage and even familiar old cereals and drink mixes can become a new and invigorating experience.

3) Be lazy.  Why not?  Keep it around forever, it doesn't spoil like regular milk does.  The stuff I have in my refrigerator now doesn't go bad until late April.  The stuff I get from Costco has an even longer shelf life.  Take advantage of it and put soymilk in your fallout shelter or survival pack.

In summation, its really not bad, and I certainly prefer soymilk to skim and 1% conventional milk, and with the added bonus of its healthful content (does moo cow milk have fiber?) its really not a bad way to go.

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Re: soy milk
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 01:59:09 AM »
Maybe you got the unmalted version?
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Re: soy milk
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 02:06:28 AM »
Only vanilla soy milk for me.  It's the only thing I've ever advertised.
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Re: soy milk
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 04:21:18 PM »
i actually bought the vanilla flavor. i still can't believe i vomited, for reference i can drink a quart of 2 week expired milk and not get any feelings of nausea.

orl