WHAT THE FUCK ON MY FACE

[Mupepe]

SERIOUSLY WORK AT FUCKING 5AM FUCKING RUSSIANS!  "WAH I DON'T WANT TO STAY LATE <INSERT COMMIE BLATHER HERE>" FUCK THAT I DON'T WANT TO COME IN 3 HOURS EARLY.  THIS SHIT SUCKS AND NOW IT'S 9 30 AND I'M SO SLEEPY.  WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE STAYED 1.5 HOURS LATE AND I COME IN 1.5 HOURS EARLY!?  I CAN DO THAT!  STUPID RUSSIANS. 

ARGH RUSSIANS!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

hua hua hua

I have video conferences with EU all the time

well, more like 33% of the time

of course, I'M still there two hours early

EUROPE

[Eric P]

ha ha

russians.  do you say stuff like "we're putin you on speakerphone"?

[Ichirou]

eurotrash

[Robo]

ha ha

russians.  do you say stuff like "we're putin you on speakerphone"?

 

[MrAngryFace]

ha ha

russians.  do you say stuff like "we're putin you on speakerphone"?

That's the best.

[Tauntaun]

Just tell 'em we won the cold war so they gots to be respectin us and shizzles!

[Eric P]

Just tell 'em we won the cold war so they gots to be respectin us and shizzles!

well then they'd say something like "ven ve shut of ze oil pipeline, zen all of eurrrope shall know a REAL cold war. mwhahahahha"

[Howard Alan Treesong]

apparently I missed Russia's latest awesome Bond villain scheme where they planted a flag UNDERNEATH the North Pole to claim its oil reserves

I think the rest of the world was like "um it doesn't work like that"

[Eric P]

apparently I missed Russia's latest awesome Bond villain scheme where they planted a flag UNDERNEATH the North Pole to claim its oil reserves

I think the rest of the world was like "um it doesn't work like that"

Well Greenland said "well we have this part that kind of extends there, so we claim it as well"

Denmark has invited Canada, the United States, Norway and Russia to a conference next year to discuss their rival claims to the North Pole.

Danish Foreign Minister Per Stig Moeller said he and Greenland Premier Hans Enoksen have sent invitations this week to the foreign ministers of "all five Arctic superpowers."

Foreign Affairs spokesman Bernard Nguyen said no decision has been made about whether Canada will attend.

"Our position on Arctic sovereignty over our lands and waters is long-standing and based on historic right," Nguyen said.

The five countries are trying to assert sovereignty in the Arctic region, where a U.S. study suggests as much as 25 per cent of the world's undiscovered oil and gas could be hidden.

The race heated up last month when Russia sent two small submarines to plant a tiny national flag under the North Pole in August, and Canada announced plans to build a new army training centre and a deep-water port in the North.

Denmark, the United States and Norway also have claims in the vast region, where the gradual melting of the polar ice could improve access to natural resources and open new shipping lanes.

A Danish tabloid, Jyllands-Posten, said the proposed meeting will be held May 27 to 29 in Ilulissat in Greenland, a semiautonomous territory.

"We've seen different nationalistic manifestations and disputes," Moeller told the Associated Press by telephone.

"We have to discuss ways on how we should behave toward each other and how we should treat the polar region."

Under the 1982 UN Convention on the Law of the Sea, Arctic nations have 10 years after ratification to prove their claims under the largely uncharted polar ice pack.

All but the United States have ratified the treaty.

"We need to find common rules on how we should behave until then," Moeller said. "This is a signal that Denmark and Greenland have thought about the situation."

[MrAngryFace]

ARCTIC SUPERPOWERS THE GAME FROM EA SPORTS

[Howard Alan Treesong]

"Denmark, the United States and Norway also have claims in the vast region, where the gradual melting of the polar ice could improve access to natural resources and open new shipping lanes."

But I thought global warming was supposed to be a bad thing???

liberals owned

[Mupepe]

hua hua hua

I have video conferences with EU all the time

well, more like 33% of the time

of course, I'M still there two hours early

EUROPE

Yeah, I have recurring conference calls with certain parts of Europe/Eurasia, Africa and the Middle East every week.  Fuck I hate those days.  Coming early, staying late because... GOD FORBID THEY HAVE TO COME IN EARLY OR STAY LATE

ha ha

russians.  do you say stuff like "we're putin you on speakerphone"?