Author Topic: Children today are so rude (Read 2813 times)

Polari · « **on:** October 31, 2006, 02:29:19 AM »

Seriously. It's Halloween already here and the kids that come to the door are absolute punks. They're hardly ever in costume and at one point, ten of them came to the door at once and started trying to step inside and shit. Not to mention not one of the fuckers thanked me.

I've also noticed it's always the fat ones trying to scam extra candy. One little shit of the aforementioned ten tried to argue the point with me despite the fact I'd already given him a chocolate bar and some wrapped sweeties, saying he wanted another chocolate bar. No dice. Then a little fat girl tried to pull the "my friend's waiting outside can I have some for her too?" scam. She didn't realise that being a morbidly obese fagass gave her away to all and sundry.

Fuck Halloween.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:30:35 AM »

It's not even midnight PST - where the hell do you live, future traveler?

Polari · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:30:53 AM »

New Zealand.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:31:32 AM »

So wait, doesn't that mean you're behind me? So how is it Halloween?

Polari · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM »

Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

rodi · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM

Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:35:28 AM »

And The Phantom Menace lol

Polari · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM »

Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

rodi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM

Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!

Polari · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:39:52 AM »

Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!

I live here. I think I would know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:42:09 AM »

It was New Zealand
http://www.newzealand.com/travel/about-nz/culture/lotr-2003/introduction.cfm

POLARI OWNED

Looks like you're out of the loop on your own country mate.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:42:28 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:39:52 AM

Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:38:52 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: rodi on October 31, 2006, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:33:20 AM
Nah, ahead. Being first to see the new millenium was like the most exciting thing to happen here, well, ever.

And Lord of the Rings.

That was Australia.

No. New Zealand!

I live here. I think I would know.

http://www.newzealand.com/travel/about-nz/culture/lotr-2003/introduction.cfm

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:42:40 AM »

Damn, beaten by PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:44:10 AM »

Hey Polari what's the national bird of New Zealand?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:46:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2006, 02:44:10 AM

Hey Polari what's the national bird of New Zealand?

OH SHIT PD TALKING SMACK

Polari · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:47:41 AM »

Lies, all lies.

The scene where they hide from those horsemen in the first film is where I go on my morning run.

Polari · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:49:32 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:50:14 AM »

You am live in New Zealand mountains?

Polari · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:51:43 AM »

Yes. The children traverse the mountains in an epic quest for candy only to get headbutted by my goat and called out on their obesity.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:52:48 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 31, 2006, 02:51:43 AM

Yes. The children traverse the mountains in an epic quest for candy only to get headbutted by my goat and called out on their obesity.

That must've been a big goat to catch up and hit down big children.

Polari · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:57:24 AM »

Everything here is bigger. DVDs are the size of laserdiscs, for example.

If anyone wants to work within the original parameters of the topic, which were how we should line up all children and shoot them, feel free.

Polari · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:00:52 AM »

God I hate you, "Last Edit" message.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2006, 03:10:43 AM »

A spin, something rude I did to a kid (on accident):

I was playing basketball and the ball in the court was half-flat so I asked this kid if he wanted to play basketball with us since he had a good ball and he said "just give it back to me when you're finished" and when I got back to the court, I threw the ball to my friends since there's a iron fence with spikes on top of it (not chainlink) going around the court so I just threw it to them instead of walking around with it and it hit directly on one of the spikes and popped it. I spent 10 minutes looking for duct tape and said there was an accident when he saw the duct tape on the ball. He was in SHOCK.

If it's any consolation the kid acts ghetto (he's like 11).

I don't actually stock up on candy for Halloween. I just buy twenty bags the day after for $5.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2006, 07:25:46 AM »

Yeah, halloween sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2006, 11:55:40 AM »

kids are kids, the older I get the more I dont like em. Fact is aside from the obvious adults I dont like you kids either.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2006, 11:58:30 AM »

the greatest shame of this age is the fact that we made beating other people's kids a crime

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Author Topic: Children today are so rude (Read 2813 times)