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CajoleJuice

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Morbid Thought of the Day
« on: February 19, 2008, 11:46:50 PM »
I imagined downing a bottle of sleeping pills, and subsequently panicking and posting a thread on EB (and possibly GAF) asking how to throw up, since I've never successfully self-induced vomiting before. I would then fall asleep before anyone responded, or while people cracked jokes.
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T234

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 11:48:55 PM »
Jam your finger down your throat.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 11:54:21 PM »
I didn't actually down the sleeping pills, guys!

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But thanks for the tips. I've never gotten that to work though, T234.
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 11:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
Get a dick in that mouth, stat!

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I was thinking that.
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 12:01:35 AM »
Quote from: FatalT on February 19, 2008, 11:56:33 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
Get a dick in that mouth, stat!

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I was thinking that.

So was I.  Morbid thought of the day indeed.
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 12:03:29 AM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2008, 12:01:35 AM
Quote from: FatalT on February 19, 2008, 11:56:33 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
Get a dick in that mouth, stat!

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I was thinking that.

So was I.  Morbid thought of the day indeed.

well, it's a little morbid, at least

that's a joke in French
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 12:11:13 AM »
I did down a bottle of sleeping pills once. Ironically, I had trouble getting to sleep because they kept making me go to the bathroom and urinate. >:( 

I ended up sleeping for about 20 hours, though. 
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 12:25:00 AM »
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 01:15:49 AM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 19, 2008, 11:46:50 PM
I imagined downing a bottle of sleeping pills, and subsequently panicking and posting a thread on EB (and possibly GAF) asking how to throw up, since I've never successfully self-induced vomiting before. I would then fall asleep before anyone responded, or while people cracked jokes.

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 01:18:02 AM »
 :lol
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Eric P

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 01:18:09 AM »
Making our Dreams Come True?

So now Hilldawg is giving speeches based on old sitcoms?

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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 01:20:11 AM »
After work yesterday I felt really really tired and just collapsed on my bed, but woke up suddenly about an hour later and threw up. That was weird and scary. Then I watched TV.
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Re: Morbid Thought of the Day
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 04:31:05 AM »
I had to make myself vomit once. I don't remember if I used my fingers or the bottom of my toothbrush though.

It was the worst thing ever, too. I'll never, ever do it again, no matter how much my stomach hurts and how much better I think I'll feel if I could just throw up. It's not worth it.
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