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TVC15

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This is what ejaculation looks like
« on: February 20, 2008, 05:38:14 PM »


:bow Itagaki
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TVC15

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 05:41:00 PM »
What are you talking about?  Are you high?
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 05:41:29 PM »
it's red, and Ryu is forming an X
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
just on life.

Maybe you should go hang out with Official Forum Muslim Stoner Himu, and yell at people through the drive thru window at Taco Bell.
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 06:08:49 PM »
Those are some wicked ground textures.

The ground textures had to be sacrificed in order to realistically render Ryu's crotch bulge, with real-time lighting and weather effects.
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 06:10:06 PM »
TVC  :heartbeat

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 06:12:25 PM »
This will be awesome, but fuck the enemies look terrible.
they always looked bad, kinda old school ugly bad.

TVC15

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 06:16:27 PM »
Those are some wicked ground textures.

I'm willing to put up with some iffy textures when a game has REAL TIME DISMEMBERMENT.  I am worried that they might have to tame down the ridiculous amount of gore in this beauty.
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 06:23:17 PM »
Those are some wicked ground textures.

I'm willing to put up with some iffy textures when a game has REAL TIME DISMEMBERMENT.  I am worried that they might have to tame down the ridiculous amount of gore in this beauty.
it's all fantasy shit, doubt they will have trouble.

also:

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 06:26:22 PM »
misleading thread title, please visit http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=17886.0 instead
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 06:29:02 PM »
NG2 looks 10x better than the other city environments we saw.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30806.html

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 07:07:50 PM »
Do I see gigantic tits on those dinosaur dog skeleton soldiers?

Itagaki :bow
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 07:10:02 PM »
NG2 looks 10x better than the other city environments we saw.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30806.html

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HOLY SHIT.

That's the first time I've ever been excited about NG2.  That looks fucking insane.
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 07:11:37 PM »
Don't doubt Itagaki or he will sexually harass all the females in your life.
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 07:19:09 PM »
Don't doubt Itagaki or he will sexually harass all the females in your life.

and then crush them in court when they seek reparations

then rub his face all over your crotch
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2008, 07:24:43 PM »
Don't doubt Itagaki or he will sexually harass all the females in your life.

and then crush them in court when they seek reparations

then rub his face all over your crotch

and then make a mediocre fighting game
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2008, 07:27:52 PM »
I wished they changed Ryu's outfit.

Ninja Gaiden HD confirmed

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2008, 07:27:57 PM »
Ninja Gaiden HD confirmed
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 07:33:03 PM »
Shut your whore mouth.

Or junk will be shived.

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2008, 07:37:47 PM »
Trailer had some awesome music. And those stair textures :bow

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2008, 08:13:14 PM »
Well, that actually kind of looked like shit.  It didn't help having a complete newb at the controls either.

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2008, 08:18:54 PM »
i am getting god of war vibe from this.

itagaki, stop playing god of war.

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 08:23:56 PM »
I love the content warning in the trailer. May not be suitable for children. No, duh? :rofl
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2008, 08:25:11 PM »
press A to Proceed

smh

pressing X to proceed  :bow

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2008, 08:27:43 PM »
press A to Proceed

smh

pressing X to proceed  :bow
A is closer.

think of the casuals!

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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2008, 09:07:45 PM »
All these shots n' gore is nice, but I'd like to get more information on the stages, more stuff on new weapons, moves, etc.  And isn't there supposed to be another playable character?

Do I see gigantic tits on those dinosaur dog skeleton soldiers?

 :rofl
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Re: This is what ejaculation looks like
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2008, 09:10:09 PM »
Ninja Gaiden HD confirmed

That was Sigma!

I am pretty excited about NG2. I really enjoyed NG:S. I am wondering if I should buy it when it releases or if I should just wait for the inevitable and superior Black/Sigma version.