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AdmiralViscen

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Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« on: February 22, 2008, 01:49:23 AM »
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 03:10:49 AM »
104 people already did, pussy

lol burn.

I suck at the game so I wont bother. Great game tho.
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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 04:02:12 AM »
Beat me at smash bros. pussies

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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 11:40:57 AM »
Beat me at Culdcept Saga, vaginas!
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 01:18:18 PM »
Still never played this.

Maybe I'll get it tonight.  Add me to your friends list, sugar pie.
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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 11:44:30 PM »
Still never played this.

Maybe I'll get it tonight.  Add me to your friends list, sugar pie.
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For some reason, when you said "tag" I thought you meant "you're it"...as if you had added me and were waiting for me to approve the request.

I can be so fucking stupid sometimes :rofl

it's magic47

btw...this game is pretty cool, but some things really annoy me.  I guess it's just a matter of getting used to it...but things like full houses or how sliding a card over moves the cursor really grind my shit. :maf

:lol

You get used to it.

I left all my 360 games at school so I can't play shit till I go back tomorrow  :'(


AdmiralViscen

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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 05:11:14 PM »
OH FUCK

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Re: Beat me at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 05:12:54 PM »
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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 05:19:13 PM »
Nooo, my score got beat.  :o
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 05:40:48 PM »
Even your picture is better than mine :gloomy

But yea, I can definitely break a mil if I have an hour to kill. What's your highest combo?

The bottom left corner shows your current combo doesn't it? Or maybe the last combo you achieved? It's not necessarily your current bonus. Challenges appear when the speed level up bar is like 3/4 full.


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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 07:17:21 PM »
someone front me 800 points and i'll buy it and beat him
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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Yeah FA is a fucking vid game machine. Everything He has picked up and played he generally will kick anyones ass. (In RL)

He played Halo a couple times and smoked EVERYONE that had been playing for awhile. Also he smoked a kid that got 3rd place in the national halo tournament.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 12:52:10 PM »
I really want to go down on him :o

I will gain his powers from his spunk  :-*

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 01:24:55 PM »
Fuck gamerscore boi you are hardcore :bow

pilonv1

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2008, 08:16:10 AM »
I have no idea how people get high scores on this. I think my planning just sucks cock :gloomy
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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2008, 01:35:41 PM »
I have no idea how people get high scores on this. I think my planning just sucks cock :gloomy

Mostly challenges, for me. It took me like 7 games before I started seeing how to combo, but that's not the biggest part of my score.

AdmiralViscen

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2008, 03:39:33 PM »
Viscen, we need to play multiplayer sometime.
I can't play single-player anymore though. It's too easy until the point where it gets too hard.  The time it takes to get to that point is well over an hour...but starting at lvl 50+ just isn't fun.

It took me about 10 minutes to find 1 opponent in MP yesterday :(

Yea, it's definitely slow. I'm still glad I bought it though. Do you do the puzzle mode at all?

Online is barren fo' sho', though when I went for the achievement I had not one but TWO opponents :o

pilonv1

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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2008, 06:51:32 PM »
I like the idea of Puzzle Mode in this game but I don't have the patience for it.

I've started to get some good scores in Time Attack, I'm gradually getting the hang of things now I'm noticing the suits of the cards easier.
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2008, 06:53:56 PM »
I met them at GDC, they gave me a t-shirt :rock

I even told them about the glitched achievements and they said "yeah we know, we're working on it" and explained how to fix it
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pilonv1

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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2008, 07:02:12 PM »
What achievement is glitched?
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AdmiralViscen

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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2008, 09:20:43 PM »
Two opponents could be awesome.

I never play the puzzle mode in these kind of games.  They start out easy and then just get too stressful for me to want to deal with. 

But I'm glad I purchased it.  Hopefully word of mouth will get more people to buy it.  The only reason I'm bored with it now is because I've already played every other version on Nintendo consoles before.

...My favorite is still Tetris Attack with all the cutesy themes and songs.  :o

You can buy tips for them though. I don't like doing them alone but I like doing them with my gf.

I stalled out when I bought the solution for one of them and what they wanted you to do seemed physically impossible without slow-mo.

This is the first version I've actually owned, so I'm sure I'll be picking it up every week or two for a long time to come.

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2008, 10:04:25 PM »
I downloaded the trial. I have no idea how the scoring works. In the trial version, they have a 5 minute thing. I have no idea how long it took to get scores that high.

I think the highest score I got in the 5 minute demo was 30 something thousand. I think I got a x24 chain once. I usually get a x13 chain with all three of a kinds. I'm so used to playing Tetris Attack that it's so hard for me to look for straights and flushes.

pilonv1

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Re: Beat ***FORGOTTEN ANCIENT*** at Poker Smash pussies
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2008, 10:41:37 PM »
I can't even get anything past a 5x chain :bawl
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