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The Fake Shemp

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I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« on: October 31, 2006, 02:16:44 PM »
... or else!

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97 percent of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84 percent of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less

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My first three guesses were "no", "air" and "pressure".  All three were wrong, apparently.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 02:19:06 PM »
First thing that came to mind was "snow", but that's not my answer. HOLD ON
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Melissa

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 02:21:20 PM »
Water?

The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 02:22:00 PM »
I don't think you could pop water, nor would it pop you.
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Takuan

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 02:22:51 PM »
No idea. Someone with a kid/nephew/neighbour in kindergarten, tell us!

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 02:24:13 PM »
Chuck Norris.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 02:24:30 PM »
 :lol
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Melissa

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 02:25:26 PM »
I don't think you could pop water, nor would it pop you.
Water Balloons!

What is it?  God?  Time?  These always have the same type of answer.

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 02:25:55 PM »
Wasn't Melissa leaving EB in protest? Stick to your guns, Mel!
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 02:26:35 PM »
I won't learn the answer until our office Halloween party around 1 PM.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 02:26:57 PM »
you
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Melissa

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 02:27:04 PM »
Wasn't Melissa leaving EB in protest? Stick to your guns, Mel!
Why not take all the things I save even MORE serious from now on.  I'll only be more fun.

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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 02:27:30 PM »
DNA or..god
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 02:28:09 PM »
I'm just saying, Melissa. If you're always threatening to leave a forum, and then you never do - well, how on Earth do you expect to ever be taken seriously? Thiriothly.
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morphix

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 02:29:55 PM »
seriously I would bet the answer is "No I can't"


The riddle ends with Can you guess the riddle?

A little kid would just come out and say they had no idea while a Harvard student who thinks they know everything would just keep guessing.

if not it is Chuck Norris.
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Melissa

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2006, 02:30:10 PM »
I'm just saying, Melissa. If you're always threatening to leave a forum, and then you never do - well, how on Earth do you expect to ever be taken seriously? Thiriothly.
I don't want to be taken seriously!

Saint Cornelius

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2006, 02:30:44 PM »
You certainly don't have to worry about that
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CajoleJuice

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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2006, 02:30:53 PM »
seriously I would bet the answer is "No I can't"


The riddle ends with Can you guess the riddle?

A little kid would just come out and say they had no idea while a Harvard student who thinks they know everything would just keep guessing.

if not it is Chuck Norris.

Yea, that's definitely it.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2006, 02:31:58 PM »
I already guessed "No" and was told that was incorrect.  :'(
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Melissa

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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2006, 02:33:03 PM »
Try "nothing", and I like the route Morphix took.

CajoleJuice

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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2006, 02:33:26 PM »
I already guessed "No" and was told that was incorrect.  :'(
They're just fucking with you.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2006, 02:33:55 PM »
Yes

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« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2006, 02:35:03 PM »
That'd be awesome if that was it.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2006, 02:35:35 PM »
I swear, if it's something along the lines of "No" and I don't win this sucker - I am going to burn this place to the ground.  Halloween will be extra frightening this year!
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Takuan

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« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2006, 02:37:51 PM »
If it's "nothing", this is a stupid riddle.

Takuan

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« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2006, 03:00:28 PM »
I cheated and tried googling the answer to the riddle. There isn't a solid answer. The most popular answer is "no". Runner-ups:

Salt
Pressure
Water
Time

Either way, this is a stupid riddle; one could just as easily answer "yes" and not be wrong. The statistics are probably bogus, too.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2006, 03:07:32 PM by Takuan »

Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2006, 03:07:45 PM »
I won't learn the answer until our office Halloween party around 1 PM.

You realize that when you walk into this 'office party', you're going to be knocked unconcious, then wake up in some rusty, dillapidated basement with almost no light and a crazy cast-iron death contraption strapped to your body.  If you don't solve the riddle in under 2 minutes it will castrate you or something.

Fair warning.
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2006, 03:08:59 PM »
OMG SAW 4: THE SAWENING
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« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2006, 03:13:06 PM »
"So scary, you'll wish you never saw it!"
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2006, 03:32:14 PM »

 
I don't know what that means.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2006, 03:45:03 PM »
Anybody can guess the riddle...

morphix

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2006, 03:45:59 PM »
polar bears are not white, their fur has no pigment so it is colorless :D
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2006, 04:58:30 PM »
The answer was water.  Wtf?
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« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2006, 05:12:59 PM »
I've never popped when looking at water.
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Takuan

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2006, 05:13:20 PM »
The answer was water.  Wtf?
If that's the answer, the statistics are bogus. Kindergarten kids wouldn't know that stuff. Stupid riddle!

CajoleJuice

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« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2006, 05:14:25 PM »
What a bunch of bullshit.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2006, 05:18:36 PM »
One guy guessed water too, and he's like, "Haha, I got it right!"

Fuck you.  He probably cheated, and that riddle makes no sense.  How the fuck does water make polar bears white?  Or pancakes brown?  Or champagne bubble?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2006, 05:19:21 PM »
You can find most of those answers on google if you look, however everywhere I looked no one group decided on a real answer.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2006, 05:24:40 PM »
That doesn't make sense.

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« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2006, 05:26:01 PM »
This sounds like it was devised by Mr. Burns.  The guy who got it right received a raise.  Everyone else is now unemployed.
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CajoleJuice

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« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2006, 05:26:39 PM »
That doesn't make sense.
Well, it explains why 84 percent of kindergarten kids got it.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2006, 05:27:20 PM »
None of it really makes sense, especially the part where idiot kids figure it out more often than harvard graduates.

First off the reason kids would guess water is because in the riddle is the word PEE and kids think that word is LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY and yes, so do I.

Point being kids dont answer it, they guess at it based off of the one thing they know for an absolute fact, drinking water makes them pee.

The shit about making normal people look like celebs, celebs look like normal people is stupid bullshit misdirection. Additionally the polar bear line should seal the deal for the entire riddle, but instead you get a bunch of other crap.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2006, 05:29:18 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Water makes sense for the bolded hints, but not really the others.

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2006, 05:30:15 PM »
I don't get the celebrities part.

MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2006, 05:30:53 PM »
There are too many contradicting things in that riddle, 'No' would be the best answer.
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2006, 05:32:19 PM »
I don't get the celebrities part.
Well if anyone was drenched in water they would look kind of foolish, though I don't see how water makes you look like a celebrity.

What WOMAN devised this riddle?

MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2006, 05:33:19 PM »
Maybe they mean when people are underwater they look....aww fuck I got nothin
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Takuan

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2006, 05:33:29 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Water makes sense for the bolded hints, but not really the others.
From what I gathered off google, the unbolded statements require some scientific knowledge a child would certainly not know.

I don't get the celebrities thing, either.

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2006, 05:33:41 PM »
If you were drenched in water after swimming it wouldn't look foolish.

MrAngryFace

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2006, 05:35:40 PM »
The PEE one could easily be answered by a child.
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2006, 05:37:26 PM »
What a horrible riddle.  We should find the guy who created it and sick the Cenobites on him.  Let him taste their pleasures!
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2006, 05:37:30 PM »
I would have guessed energy.

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« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2006, 05:41:09 PM »
What a horrible riddle.  We should find the guy who created it and sick the Cenobites on him.  Let him taste their pleasures!

Oh, the sweet suffering that could be had. :heartbeat

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2006, 06:09:50 PM »
did anyone say Chuck Norris?
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2006, 06:15:44 PM »
Willco I shit you not, my brother got it on his first guess, and he's 12.

The water thing is in reference to fucking dike madona and her always talking about healing water.

This thread also proves Melissa is as smart as a kindergardener.

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« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2006, 06:18:34 PM »

This thread also proves Melissa is as smart as a kindergardener.


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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2006, 07:10:24 PM »
Googled it, best answer yet:

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Re: I turn polar bears white!
   
   
I was actually asked this riddle like an hour ago. I answered water, since it made the most sense to me. But, after thinking a bit, I changed to my answer to "YES, WATER". Now I'm googling it and just came across this thread and thought I'd add my own thoughts.

It IS NOT "I can't" or "No"....because the last line is "CAN you GUESS the riddle?" not "CAN you SOLVE the riddle"...if anything the answer would be "Yes, I can" since anyone can take a GUESS as to what the answer is, I mean I did, so the answer obviously isn't NO.

Oh, and to why I thought water, reasons similar to someone else here:

I turn polar bears white (to camo with snow, which is water)
and I will make you cry. (I cry when it rains, haha)
I make guys have to pee (duh)
and girls comb their hair. (after a shower)
I make celebrities look stupid (make-up running)
and normal people look like celebrities. (wet hair does wonders)
I turn pancakes brown (When the water evaporates the sugar will burn turning the pancakes brown)
and make your champane bubble. (CO2 won't make bubbles in champane if there is no water, don't believe me, just stick some CO2 with salt in bottle and see for yourself)
If you squeeze me, I'll pop. (bubbles)
If you look at me, you'll pop. (bubbles, reflection of one's self)
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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #57 on: November 01, 2006, 05:24:52 AM »
Damn, I just need to find a way to prove that Ghosts turn pancakes brown and i'll have the best answer ever

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #58 on: November 01, 2006, 09:36:32 AM »
Wow, crap riddle total.
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Melissa

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Re: I have less than 2 hours to crack this riddle...
« Reply #59 on: November 01, 2006, 05:22:10 PM »
This thread also proves Melissa is as smart as a kindergardener.
Just like whoever hilighted the lines in bold - it made the most sense.

This thread proves that I don't overthink things to death and immediately grab the most obvious answer.

That being said, Shit Riddle!