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TVC15

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Poussin called it something massacre something something or something.  I call it "What Every Man Wishes Real Life Were Like."
« Last Edit: February 24, 2008, 10:54:49 PM by TVC 15 »
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Re: Evilbore's ART GALLERY PHOTO PICTURE OF THE DAY
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 12:37:55 AM »
I don't wanna step on babies and cut people up  :-\

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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 12:38:43 AM »
I don't wanna step on babies and cut people up  :-\

 >:(  You ain't no man then, queer.
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 12:40:09 AM »
BOW YOUR HEAD BEFORE THE SLAUGHTER

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 12:41:11 AM »
"What's best in life?" "To crush your babies, and hear the lamentations of your half-naked women."

Or something like that.
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Re: Evilbore's ART GALLERY PHOTO PICTURE OF THE DAY
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 12:43:07 AM »
needs more violence against babies

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 12:43:50 AM »
Is this the Massacre of the Innocents?

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 12:44:24 AM »
The runner up is Magritte's Le Viol

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http://kujok.dk/billeder/Rene%20Magritte/magritte-le-viol.jpeg

Yes, Ichi. Poussin did a number of paintings based on it.  I think this is number 2 or 4 or something.
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 12:44:30 AM »
 :(  :(






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Re: Evilbore's ART GALLERY PHOTO PICTURE OF THE DAY
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 12:45:25 AM »
This is the best art thread ever.
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 12:46:19 AM »
My aunt had a print of this picture in one of her spare bedrooms:


Whenever we visited her in Spain, me and my brother had to sleep in that spare bedroom.  It gave me a lot of nightmares as a little kid.
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 12:47:43 AM »
Your aunt is pretty awesome.
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 12:49:08 AM »
THERE WILL BE BLOOD....OF BABIES!  :punch
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 12:50:08 AM »
Your aunt is pretty awesome.

When I told her I wanted to sleep in a different bedroom because the picture was too scary, she laughed at me. :(
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 12:53:57 AM »
Your aunt is pretty awesome.

When I told her I wanted to sleep in a different bedroom because the picture was too scary, she laughed at me. :(

 :lol  Oh damn, she said sound off like you got a pair.  Is this your aunt?

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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 12:54:01 AM »
Your aunt is pretty awesome.

When I told her I wanted to sleep in a different bedroom because the picture was too scary, she laughed at me. :(

Unfortunately, the room she moved you into had a print of this

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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 01:08:12 AM »
I was like six years old, it was pretty fucked up.
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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2008, 02:37:04 AM »
That's horrible, Ichi. :lol

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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2008, 02:51:13 AM »
Old joke, but:

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

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« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2008, 02:59:00 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2008, 03:06:11 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2008, 10:53:03 PM »
Here is today's picture.  I didn't have any funny ideas so I just grabbed the first awesome Magritte picture that didn't feature titties.  Because I am assuming that art titties are not welcome on Evilbore.

But boy, Rene sure liked him some titties.



This one is called Pleasure.  We see a woman wearing lace (and thus, we assume, rich and sheltered), voraciously biting into a bird, with prudent amounts of blood and what not.  My take is that this spoiled person (presumably a child), grown in a pampered environment, has been given everything she can possibly desire, making it so the things that she now desires are weird and unattainable.  In short, Magritte is basically telling us how fetishes were formed.  And this is from like 90 years ago.  Magritte was fuckin' brilliant. 
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Re: Evilbore's ART GALLERY PHOTO PICTURE OF THE DAY
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2008, 10:55:03 PM »
or maybe he was just sayin that birds are tasty

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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2008, 10:57:01 PM »
Because I am assuming that art titties are not welcome on Evilbore.

Seriously? We've already got art penises on this page. "No Homo" indeed.  ::)
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2008, 10:57:58 PM »
Penises are beautiful, tho.
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« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2008, 10:59:40 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2008, 04:25:04 PM »
^ I don't wanna download MP3's, unless there's buttsecks involved!
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