Author Topic: the "make people with shitty tuesdays laugh" thread (Read 1799 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** February 26, 2008, 04:19:05 PM »

please

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:22:19 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:24:28 PM »

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=435713

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 26, 2008, 04:22:19 PM

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I remember when I saw that for the first time, I was laughing so hard.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2008, 04:24:28 PM

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=435713

Reminds me of my thread on GAF :incest

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:31:29 PM »

.....why they still share a bedroom too...... is muhfukkaz that broke !?!!!

...i mean....hood iz hood... and i know that in da gutta, shyt goes down all da time behind closed doors that we dont never broadcast after da fact..... so im sayin..... if yall share da room just get it over and fukk...... have a couple of drinks and get numb, and bend dat phat ebony booty over and hit it like a german shepard...... make her say "daddy" when you strokin for da bonus mindfukk....... and maybe ya daddy will walk in and then you can eat ya sister while pops fukks you from behind...... and big momma gonna walk in and sit on ya sis face......

There are no words

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2008, 04:31:29 PM

.....why they still share a bedroom too...... is muhfukkaz that broke !?!!!

...i mean....hood iz hood... and i know that in da gutta, shyt goes down all da time behind closed doors that we dont never broadcast after da fact..... so im sayin..... if yall share da room just get it over and fukk...... have a couple of drinks and get numb, and bend dat phat ebony booty over and hit it like a german shepard...... make her say "daddy" when you strokin for da bonus mindfukk....... and maybe ya daddy will walk in and then you can eat ya sister while pops fukks you from behind...... and big momma gonna walk in and sit on ya sis face......

There are no words

abrader?

Edit: Why, WHy, WHHHHYYYYY CAN'T THEY SPELL OUT DICK?!?!? IS IT THAT MUCH HARDER THAN TYPING DK?!??!?

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:36:39 PM »

that was hot PD

... but disturbing lolz

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:40:59 PM »

i made a joke referencing the 1913 new york armory art show only to have the person i was speaking to not get it.

i felt like such an elitist.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:42:38 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 26, 2008, 04:40:59 PM

i made a joke referencing the 1913 new york armory art show only to have the person i was speaking to not get it.

i felt like such an elitist.

NUDE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE

I woulda been there for you

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 26, 2008, 04:40:59 PM

i made a joke referencing the 1913 new york armory art show only to have the person i was speaking to not get it.

i felt like such an elitist.

Yeah, well I make internet meme jokes in real life and get funny looks.

then i feel like such a nerd/taco

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:56:30 PM »

at least todays suckage got me out of work early

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:56:36 PM »

Aight heres my story, yall better buckle up and keep a bucket nearby, this is one hell of a ride

Well to set the scene first of, I was a lil innocent 13 yr old nígga whose main concerns were fighting, pokemon and being the fly cheeky mo'foco I was. Ive got one sister who isnt related totally a blood sister we share the same mum but our pops is different well at this time she was 16 and one sexy ass *****, she was an early developer and had big ole tittays and big ass, she is halfcast too her dad being white and her face was hella nice. Well as yall will know at the age of 13 I was starting to develop some serious sexual urges. Now as some of yall in this thread can testify it can be hard to direct these sexual urges in the correct direction.

They was this one time, my parents had left for the weeknd and left me and my half-sis alone, to start of with it was just business as usual, we just chilled did our own thing. The next day was when it all went wrong, we got into a fight over something stupid and started play-fighting, well I was on the floor (on purpose) and she was sat on my díck. Well as yall know the penis can be a hard organ to control at the best of times, that shít shot up like a rocket into space, I mean I was harder than a motherfúcker at this point. My sister just looked at me like "Damn bwoi you wrong" and left the room. But the foundation had been laid so to speak.

As the day went on my sister started teasing with me walking around in this little tank top and french panties looking mad nice, she was bending over right near me and ****, sitting down rubbing her ***** while she watched tv whilst she knew I was watching. Basically my sister wanted me

Later on, were talking night time now, me and my sis was watching tv both sat on the same coach. She was next to me in these little blue french panties and her bra, my impulses took over and I found I had little control over my actions from this point on. I whipped my hard díck out and started stroking it, my sister seemed pretty shocked but she didnt say anything, I came to my senses a little bit and tried playing it off like "Im just stroking it because this film is getting me hot" (to be fair we were watching Lara Croft) to my suprise she was all like "Nah its cool big boy (referring to my penis) you just carry on, mind If I rub my clit too", Obviously I had no complaints.

So there we were, me having a great ole wank and my sis with two fingers up her púss, well me being the out of control horny mofoco I have previously stated I was, said to my sister "Hey, can I help you with that" in the most seductive sexy voice I could muster at this time, she was like "I thought you would never ask", we partook in some oral sex after this and damn that **** was goooOOOoooOOOoood she knew how to deep throat and sucked my díck like an ice pop

We spent the entire night fúcking like bunny rabbits and had mad passionate sex, man we fúcked like you wouldnt believe, I ran out of condoms (only having 2) and hit that shít raw from the front and behind

We never spoke of that night after it happened and theres been nothing even close to a sexual interaction between us since. It is a mindfúck losing your virginity to your sister, but hey, every hole is a goal

I been trying to get that shít of my back for 5 years

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2008, 04:56:36 PM

Aight heres my story, yall better buckle up and keep a bucket nearby, this is one hell of a ride

Well to set the scene first of, I was a lil innocent 13 yr old nígga whose main concerns were fighting, pokemon and being the fly cheeky mo'foco I was.

that's all i read so far but

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:59:04 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_en_mu/music_black_crowes_maxim

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2008, 04:31:29 PM

.....why they still share a bedroom too...... is muhfukkaz that broke !?!!!

...i mean....hood iz hood... and i know that in da gutta, shyt goes down all da time behind closed doors that we dont never broadcast after da fact..... so im sayin..... if yall share da room just get it over and fukk...... have a couple of drinks and get numb, and bend dat phat ebony booty over and hit it like a german shepard...... make her say "daddy" when you strokin for da bonus mindfukk....... and maybe ya daddy will walk in and then you can eat ya sister while pops fukks you from behind...... and big momma gonna walk in and sit on ya sis face......

There are no words

I think I'm going to start posting at that forum. That place sounds awesome.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:00:14 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2008, 04:59:04 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_en_mu/music_black_crowes_maxim

educated guess? wtf??

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 26, 2008, 05:00:14 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_en_mu/music_black_crowes_maxim
educated guess? wtf??

They only released one single off the album and Maxim wrote a review on the whole thing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:15:19 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2008, 05:08:28 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 26, 2008, 05:00:14 PM
Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_en_mu/music_black_crowes_maxim
educated guess? wtf??
They only released one single off the album and Maxim wrote a review on the whole thing.

They reviewed Sudeki and gave it 5/5 like six months before it came out, probably after playing the demo or possibly just looking at some screenshots at IGN.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:22:12 PM »

SOHH

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:24:12 PM »

what does sohh stand for?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:29:23 PM »

Support Online Hip Hop

T-Short · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:30:56 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:31:35 PM »

^

oh no, so wrong

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:31:48 PM »

so wrong

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:32:30 PM »

sohh is so so so so so so awesome

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:55:03 PM »

i'm listening to TSC, mupes

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** February 26, 2008, 06:03:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 26, 2008, 05:55:03 PM

i'm listening to TSC, mupes

what song?

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 26, 2008, 06:07:24 PM »

i'm all over you
i'm not over you

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** February 26, 2008, 06:57:43 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 26, 2008, 04:42:38 PM

Quote from: Eric P on February 26, 2008, 04:40:59 PM
i made a joke referencing the 1913 new york armory art show only to have the person i was speaking to not get it.

i felt like such an elitist.

NUDE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE

I woulda been there for you

THANK YOU!

WE ARE DUCHAMPIONS MY FRIEND
AND WE'LL KEEP ON PAINTING...TO THE END

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:00:21 PM »

NO TIME FOR STILL LIFES
CAUSE WE ARE DUCHAMPIONS
...DE LA MONDE

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:00:41 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** February 26, 2008, 10:04:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 26, 2008, 06:07:24 PM

i'm all over you
i'm not over you

<3 <3

the first song on that album rocks too

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** February 26, 2008, 11:37:31 PM »

I thought of another Duchamp joke!

Fountain, 1917

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