Author Topic: fukk im paralyzed (Read 1631 times)

abrader · « **on:** February 28, 2008, 02:29:36 AM »

was at the office at 8:30 AM ET - just got home at 1:00 AM ET.

tomorrow i get to do it again

got home to my girlfriend nagging like id been out fucking someone.

just what i needed.

she is cool now - but fukk mann fukk.

abrader · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:32:08 AM »

also i left my powerbook in the car and the battery is dead

and i dont have time ot charge it tomorrow because ill be about all day...andim in my boxer shorts and its 40 deg outside so dont feel like getting it but know i need to

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:32:57 AM »

teach your gf who's boss

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:34:29 AM »

Tell her to post here if she's bored. We'll take good care of her.

abrader · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:35:31 AM »

she fucking hates video games

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:38:11 AM »

So? We've got plenty of modern renaissance men like TVC, Patel, Cohen, Prole, Ichi, etc... who have many interests outside of videogames.

abrader · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:41:00 AM »

this is true - still she makes fun of me for posting here....

And she cant even remember the forum name - she sees it from across the room and calls it Evil Boris.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:45:48 AM »

We actually have a poster called Evil Boris.

abrader · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:47:12 AM »

im pretty posative she has an acount here - she use to lurk it - but i dont think she has done it in a LONG time because she hasnt said anything about me or another users posts lately.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:55:57 AM »

If you ever wanna prank her, you should announce you're planning to break up with her here, and wait to see if she reads it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2008, 12:15:26 PM »

Just fart on her every once in a while, keep her in her place! :sonic

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2008, 12:50:56 PM »

Take it from Tauntaun, he's a happily married man, he knows what works!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2008, 12:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 12:50:56 PM

Take it from Tauntaun, he's a happily married man, he knows what works!

Straight up!

I farted several times while my wife and I were snuggled on the couch watching American Idol last night!!! /no homo

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:03:34 PM »

She's yer wife, why would it be homo? Farting in chicks' faces is a surefire turn-on

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 01:03:34 PM

She's yer wife, why would it be homo? Farting in chicks' faces is a surefire turn-on

I was referring to the American Idol part.

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »

Yeah, that is pretty gay.

Tauntaun

I bet you like watersports too, don'tcha

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I like water polo best...get in the water, I'll play with your pole, oh!

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:48:29 PM »

I don't like water sports.

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We can play in the bathtub though.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:51:48 PM »

I like to shower

Powerslave · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:51:58 PM »

Naked

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 01:51:58 PM

Naked

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:01:26 PM »

Shocking, innit?

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 28, 2008, 12:15:26 PM

Just fart on her every once in a while, keep her in her place! :sonic

One or two Dutch Ovens should do the trick...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:33:33 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 28, 2008, 02:01:26 PM

Shocking, innit?

More titillating actually.

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Author Topic: fukk im paralyzed (Read 1631 times)