Author Topic: Best Cologne ever (Read 2436 times)

Christopher · « **on:** November 01, 2006, 12:03:57 PM »

I'm wearing it to my various interviews today, and already I got people telling me I smell amazing.

Buy it for Christmas.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:05:12 PM »

who the fuck actively smells people?

all i ask is that people don't reek. the rest is just faggotry!

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:06:42 PM »

women drinky, women.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:07:55 PM »

women want the heady musk of pure testosterone

girly men get put in the friend zone

Christopher · « **Reply #4 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:09:41 PM »

so I should go to the gym and then go on the interview? Smelling like hot man juice?

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:12:59 PM »

Yes. Instead of shaking hands with your interviewer, you should urinate on his shoes.

Let him know who the fuck is boss.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:14:17 PM »

Cologne sucks. I dont even like most after-shaves. If you dont just smell CLEAN after a shower and some unscented deoderant, do some goddamned laundry.

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:20:05 PM »

laundry sucks

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:22:56 PM »

COLOGNE IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR LAUNDRY!

Error Macro · « **Reply #9 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:30:26 PM »

Wait...

Do your laundry WITH COLOGNE!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2006, 12:41:26 PM »

I used to like this cologne called "Bowling Green" but I really don't wear cologne anymore. I agree with the people saying soap, deodorant and detergent is all you really need.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:09:21 PM »

I just dont think a person should smell good or bad. I dont even buy scented deoderant. Unscented ftw

Loki · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:27:19 PM »

I used Aqua di Gio for a couple of years along with Jean Paul Gaultier. Nowadays I use Armani's Mania and Clinique Happy for Men for outdoors days in the spring/summer.

I've been meaning to shop for a new scent lately, though. I've been using Mania for about 2 years now, so it's time for a change.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:29:01 PM »

we really need that limp-wristed emoticon from oa

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:30:43 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 01:09:21 PM

I just dont think a person should smell good or bad. I dont even buy scented deoderant. Unscented ftw

Me too! Most deodorants make me break out so I use this one that's made from Aloe, not Talc.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:32:19 PM »

Well its like, all scented deoderants do is tell people around you that youre either nervous or out of shape.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2006, 01:33:41 PM »

I use MITCHUM cause it sounds like that Joe Don Baker character and also it promises I only hafta use it once a day

Christopher · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:25:51 PM »

Loki - I have Armani Mania myself I have a whole assortment of them actually ;p

So colonge is gay now? I didn't know that spraying a scent on you makes you attracted to cock

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:31:04 PM »

GIRLS KISS ME ON THE CHEEK AND HUG WHEN I SMELL NICE THAT MEANS THEY WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE RITE??

Christopher · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:32:54 PM »

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:34:05 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #21 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:35:48 PM »

Instant I-gotta-change-my-pants scent

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:36:27 PM »

That thing looks like an Alienware case.

Takuan · « **Reply #23 on:** November 01, 2006, 03:58:23 PM »

Wow, didn't know Hilfiger made colognes.

There's a sample of Banana Republic's Gray Slate in this month's GQ, and that smells pretty nice.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:17:28 PM »

File this thread under UBER FAGGURTRY.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:19:20 PM »

I think when a person gets all 'growed' up and practical they stop with silly things.

Unless of course they end up somewhere above middle management standing in the middle of whatever business they run talking about fishing and golf and CHIKS RITE?

Christopher · « **Reply #26 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:20:01 PM »

WELL WERE NOT ALL GROWN UP YET MAF

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 01, 2006, 04:20:01 PM

WELL WERE NOT ALL OLD AND JADED YET MAF

Fixed.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:21:36 PM »

I AM!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:22:35 PM »

We know. :'(

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:25:24 PM »

I always thought the Tommy scents smelled like shit.

Christopher · « **Reply #31 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:26:05 PM »

my best friend wears that shit on overdose I agree

etiolate · « **Reply #32 on:** November 01, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »

I know people who put WAY too much of aqua di gio on and it has made me come to dislike the cologne over time. I think well used, it's a good cologne.

I use

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #33 on:** November 01, 2006, 05:48:33 PM »

I"m a cool water man it does me well and chicks dig the smell. I even splash a little on the junk for good luck.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** November 01, 2006, 05:55:23 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2006, 12:14:17 PM

Cologne sucks. I dont even like most after-shaves. If you dont just smell CLEAN after a shower and some unscented deoderant, do some goddamned laundry.

QFT

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Author Topic: Best Cologne ever (Read 2436 times)