Author Topic: So I found some gay porn on my brothers' computer... (Read 26333 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** February 28, 2008, 05:49:21 PM »

A couple days ago I was trying to play something (St. Cornelius' rap song) in real player and a gay porn video came up. I originally thought it was Corny's doing but I'm starting to see a pattern of similar stuff.

Normally I use Firefox for internet browsing but I decided to check my email using Internet Explorer a few minutes ago. I was checking my Gmail account, and when I typed in "g" I noticed a bunch of google searches came up. The url searches:

Latin gay porn
x-tube
gay blowjob
Latin gay

I've barely used this computer for porn purposes since it's not mine, but when I do I stick to Firefox and then delete the history/cookies/etc. Whoever did this is clearly a fucking amateur. Rule #1 is always DELETE THE EVIDENCE. Now I'm rather intrigued by this discovery. I've got 3 brothers so I don't know which one is the guilty party. I deleted the IE history which might give the person a heads up. This is building up to be quite the mystery

BROTHER #1
Age: 17
Probability: 30%

I doubt it's him. He's 17 and knows enough about computers to delete the history. Plus he doesn't strike me as a possible gay. He's somewhat of an intellectual

BROTHER #2
Age: 15
Probability: 60%

I suggested he was gay years ago, but he disappeared from my gaydar about a year ago. He used to put on a blanket as a cape and strip for me and my brothers but I never consented. The biggest hint of evidence is that he doesn't know much of anything about computers. The other two play computer games and use various programs but he's always been behind the curve

BROTHER #3:
Age: 14
Probability: 20%

I highly doubt it's him. He's the stereotypical suburban kid who listens to gangsta rap and thinks he's awesome. Well, he's not. The only thing that makes me suspect him is the fact that he's an Ntard.

So EB, what's the best way to find out who it is? I don't want to be sneaky and catch people in the act. I'd rather set up an ingenious trap and trace the culprit

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:49:43 PM »

Are you sure it's not porn you left there?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:51:36 PM »

yeah I think this is a Memento-style scenario in which you forgot you downloaded the gay porn

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:52:24 PM »

brother #1 - intellectuals are usually gay. sup, prole?

brother #2 - you said all you need to say

brother #3 - obviously over compensating

maybe they're all fucking each other. watch out for robbed rite-aids in your community

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:56:01 PM »

AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:56:53 PM »

Well, since those brothers got arrested, there's an opening in the black gay incest market. There's money to be had, PD. Bring in your gay friend Himuro if you need someone non-blood related for penetration.

Powerslave · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:57:01 PM »

Epic thread.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2008, 05:56:01 PM

AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa

why you laughing? we all know why you were sent to Florida

only steers and queers come from texas. and you're not a steer, garrett.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:57:35 PM »

black people jerking off to latinos... now i have seen it all

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »

Quote

Whoever did this is clearly a fucking amateur. Rule #1 is always DELETE THE EVIDENCE.

I love you Maurice. On some real shit.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 05:57:26 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2008, 05:56:01 PM
AHAHHAHAHAH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY huahuahaaaaaaa
why you laughing? we all know why you were sent to Florida

only steers and queers come from texas. and you're not a steer, garrett.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:58:56 PM »

I am sure your brothers are labeling you as gay as well. Where the women at?

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:59:35 PM »

You're not doing your job as a brother. Just assume it's the youngest and beat the gay out of him.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:59:51 PM »

I mean, Himuro can't even draw art titties. He probably has never even seen a tit. I bet he's scared of them. And his first choice of who to fuck out of The Breakfast Club was ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL!

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:00:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 28, 2008, 05:57:35 PM

black people jerking off to latinos... now i have seen it all

Are you serious? I've got a ton of Latina porn on my hd. Marquetta Jewel

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:01:26 PM »

why the fuck do you people download porn? youporn.com dur

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:01:36 PM »

What you can do:

Use the comp before Brother 2 is gonna use it. Leave the gaysite he browsed open in the browser but minimize it. If he doesn't come up to you mentioning it, you got the guy.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:01:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 28, 2008, 05:59:51 PM

I mean, Himuro can't even draw art titties. He probably has never even seen a tit. I bet he's scared of them. And his first choice of who to fuck out of The Breakfast Club was ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL!

Bitch, if you told me that crazy chick was in lesbian movies i would have picked her first

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:04:05 PM »

PD I recommend getting a cheap webcam and installing some surveilance software.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:01:26 PM

why the fuck do you people download porn? youporn.com dur

xtube or bust, mupes

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:05:15 PM »

checking it out now

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:07:12 PM »

I will not believe Himumu is straight until he provides us with original art titties. And maybe some Schiele-style gash, too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:07:28 PM »

xtube's videos are not loading

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:09:20 PM »

you're on keith

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:07:28 PM

xtube's videos are not loading

Works for me, could be something on your end

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:12:40 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2008, 06:09:20 PM

you're on keith

Bring it, bottom bitch. I want something Shiele/Klimt-esque. If you want some bonus points, you're going to have to Bacon it up a bit.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:13:10 PM »

there are some white girls who came by campus the other week. i got their numbers. because of how i dress (specifically my hat) they said I look like an artist. I'm going to ask one of them if she wants to me to draw her nude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:14:20 PM »

I've never used Xtube. Usually I just use tnaflix and certain download sites. The fact that a porn came up in Real Player suggests someone either downloaded it or is going to those 30 second clip sites, which of course can lead to spyware problems. Their computer has always had spyware problems that I have to fix, so maybe this is why.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:14:43 PM »

But all artists are fegs. They think you are gay.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:17:12 PM »

Fuck off lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:19:24 PM »

i would have read the initial post but i need it formatted in the classic sohh style

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:19:45 PM »

Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:22:03 PM »

mupepe had the best fucking deepthroat porn on his computer when we were 15 (or when he was 14 or something). God that was the best shit. I saw it on his pc when i was over once and I immediately searched for it on kazaa when i got home. I got it and ended up deleting it later because this was back when we had like 10 gig hd

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:22:26 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on February 28, 2008, 06:20:26 PM

Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?

Sometimes, you wanna know.

sounds like first hand experience to me!

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:23:41 PM »

xtube is alright. interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:23:45 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on February 28, 2008, 06:20:26 PM

Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?

Sometimes, you wanna know.

I can't read this while Clooney is staring back

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:23:41 PM

xtube is alright. interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:24:28 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on February 28, 2008, 06:20:26 PM

Whats wrong with gay porn at 15?

Sometimes, you wanna know.

no.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:19:45 PM

Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.

I'm sure you can devise a plan using keylogging software, too. Fo free

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:26:04 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:24:06 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:23:41 PM
xtube is alright. interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?

yes! i like the amateur videos where they switch positions a few times and whatnot. plus, i'm not a fucking quickie.

MCD · « **Reply #40 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:26:50 PM »

check their mobile phones if they have any, you may find evidence there.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 28, 2008, 06:19:24 PM

i would have read the initial post but i need it formatted in the classic sohh style

this is a great idea, sadly no time at work tonight

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:26:04 PM

Quote from: demi on February 28, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 28, 2008, 06:23:41 PM
xtube is alright. interface seems clunky and videos are generally short

Sounds like sex to me, you expecting 10 minutes or something?
yes! i like the amateur videos where they switch positions a few times and whatnot. plus, i'm not a fucking quickie.

Sometimes I just want to go to bed, Mupepe.

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:29:01 PM »

And Himumu, I mean ART titties, not just like circles with nipples. Needs artistry. I want the art tities and gash version of this, basically:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:30:01 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 28, 2008, 06:24:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
Since I don't have a cam I'm starting to think about just sneaking up on the culprit. I plan on just walking buy as they look at the porn, winking, and then walking away.

I'm sure you can devise a plan using keylogging software, too. Fo free

I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:30:01 PM

I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087

How dare he encroach on her privacy like that.

She has a 12 year old's body.

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:42:54 PM »

This is some crazy shit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:43:22 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on February 28, 2008, 06:41:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 06:30:01 PM
I'm going to look into this. I'm on a computer a foot away from their computer (the desks are near separate walls), and the 14yo is on. Once he's off I'll check the history again

I don't want to end up like this
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=985087

I totally see a mini-PD throwing a condom at you while him a a latina lover boy get nasty in the computer chair.

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She has a 12 year old's body.

Perfect for himuro

She's not an actual 12-year-old though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:44:28 PM »

What with the obsession with latin pr0n, I am guessing he is a budding transgressionist. Leave copies of Crash and The Story of the Eye by the computer. Give him something with literary merit to fap to.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:47:44 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 28, 2008, 06:44:28 PM

What with the obsession with latin pr0n, I am guessing he is a budding transgressionist. Leave copies of Crash and The Story of the Eye by the computer. Give him something with literary merit to fap to.

Latinas are hot, and I'm man enough to say many latina cheeseburgers look amazing. But "latin gay"? SMH

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:49:16 PM »

Ask Prole! He was reading it in the bookstore today. It's like the middle ground between Ballard and de Sade. I think I am too obsessed with this shit to give an objective recommendation.

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:00:43 PM »

You can nab the PDF of it here:

http://supervert.com/elibrary/georges_bataille

It's basically public domain.

hahaha, the wikipedia synopsis is awesome

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The pair undertake an orgy with other adolescents, which does involve some broken glass and involuntary bloodletting, ending in Marcelle's breakdown, without any further sexual contact at this stage. The narrator flees his own parents' home, and takes a pistol from the office of his bedridden, senile and violent aged father. They view Marcelle within a sanatorium, but fail to break her out. Naked, they flee during night, back to Simone's home, and there are more displays of exhibitionist sex before Simone's widowed mother before the two are finally able to break Marcelle out of the institution. Unfortunately, Marcelle is now totally insane, and deprived of her therapeutic environment, she hangs herself. The pair have sex next to her corpse.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:07:11 PM »

smh @ that girl and little boy body

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #53 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:09:13 PM »

So is you brother a cigarillo or what?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #54 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:14:14 PM »

What makes me a homophobic?

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:16:05 PM »

stfu cigarillo hater

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:32:47 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 28, 2008, 07:14:14 PM

What makes me a homophobic?

Would you touch a penis?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #57 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:36:08 PM »

I touch my penis all the time.

demi · « **Reply #58 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:38:15 PM »

You are being evasive, are you concerned you will be outed as the homophobe you are?

What are your crimes?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:42:14 PM »

I've made sure to test two brothers so far, the 17yo and 14yo. Nothing so far. The other will get on later I'm sure

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