Author Topic: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge (Read 3753 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 28, 2008, 07:36:18 PM »

Background: I do not believe Himumu can provide us with a self-made picture of competently drawn art titties and hairy gash. I believe that as a gay black man, he knows absolutely nothing about titties, and even less about providing aesthetically pleasing art titties and hairy gash.

The Challenge: By the end of this weekend, and I will be nice and define that as 12AM PST, March 3rd (AKA Sunday at midnight), Himuro must provide us with adequate and satisfying self-made drawings and/or paintings of art titties and art gash. My previously stated guidelines (that I'd like something Klimt/Schiele-esque with a twist of Bacon) are to be taken as mere suggestions.

The Vote: A panel of five judges will be chosen. If the majority of the judges agree that Himuro's art titties and gash are of adequate quality, Himuro will be rewarded with Evilbore's Official Black History Month Trophy, also known as my copy of Scarface.

Right now, I need judges. Any volunteers? I need some sort of credentials. Why should you be a judge in the Himuro Art Titties and Bits Challenge?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:37:24 PM »

I love tits.

drew · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:40:01 PM »

*offer retracted based on my not giving a shit*

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:41:22 PM »

I want to see him hang, let me vote

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:41:51 PM »

I also once earned 3rd place in a national Crayola drawing contest.

tiesto · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:50:03 PM »

I'm in... I have an art minor, if that gives me any credibility

And plus, I know quite a bit about aesthetically pleasing hairy pussies...

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:04:53 PM »

Delivers

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:04:30 PM »

Why hasn't Himuro posted here accepting his challenge yet?

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:11:00 PM »

I accept this challenge.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:12:39 PM »

THE BLACK HISTORY AWARD IS SCARFACE??!?!?

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:39:10 PM »

What's your progress, Himumu?

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:45:32 PM »

I have an assignment to finish and once i finish that i'll start workin on it

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM »

i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

traditional paint

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:51:50 PM »

oh my god

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:52:33 PM »

traditional paint am too messy and annoying and i suck at it

I use Painter and Photoshop and Illustrator

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:54:21 PM »

Hint: your deviantart animu scribbles do not count as art titties and gash.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM »

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** February 29, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »

Progress update, plz.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 29, 2008, 07:15:15 PM »

At this point I am expecting Himumu to give us poorly rendered Bryce titties run through a PS filter or three.

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2008, 07:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM

i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

traditional paint

[youtube=425,350]Hxx2KcPWWZg[/youtube]

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2008, 07:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

show me your titties and bits

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** February 29, 2008, 07:42:46 PM »

I don't think himu's even started.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:21:25 PM »

I like where this thread is going.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:30:50 PM »

I think Himumu expects me to just give him Scarface, but this is a legitimate contest. I will name the judges tonight.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:34:20 PM »

I think my expertise in art shows that I'm a worthy candidate.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:46:37 PM »

Genghis Cohen
tiesto
Junpei
demi
Joe Molotov

If we can come up with 2 more judges, we can make this a world series best of seven kind of thing.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:47:45 PM »

I'll help with the judging. I took some art classes back when I was in junior high.

Enl · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2008, 03:24:28 AM »

I'll throw in my name to be a random, unknown judge. I just took some figure drawing classes last semester so I'm somewhat trained in the art of nipple warts and ass hairs.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2008, 03:37:35 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 07:30:33 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 29, 2008, 03:55:52 PM
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

show me your titties and bits

Not until we're married.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 01, 2008, 06:11:13 AM »

I did Himumu a favor and sent him a wide variety of art titties and gashes. From what he said, though, we are getting crude pensil drawings. I asked for Klimt and I'm getting Liefeld.

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM »

Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:30:45 PM »

WHERE ARE THE TITS

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2008, 02:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM

Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.

He's a stoner. He'll procrastinate to the last minute anyway. 4 days is as good as 4 weeks to those sorts.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:48:08 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 01, 2008, 02:58:07 PM

Quote from: Ichi on March 01, 2008, 10:23:17 AM
Well, the deadline was a bit harsh.

He's a stoner. He'll procrastinate to the last minute anyway. 4 days is as good as 4 weeks to those sorts.

I love you so much

TVC = himu's favorite online person

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** March 01, 2008, 07:13:04 PM »

Awesome, looking forward to judging.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** March 01, 2008, 07:51:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 01, 2008, 07:13:04 PM

Awesome, looking forward to judging.

There's nothing to judge, Himu won't/can't do it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** March 01, 2008, 10:38:20 PM »

Himu better stop being lazy and start working on that piece of art!

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** March 01, 2008, 10:49:07 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 29, 2008, 07:18:16 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 29, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
i dun think i can paint it this weekend unless someone gives me photoshop because i'm lacking ps on this computer and that's what i use to paint

traditional paint

[youtube=425,350]Hxx2KcPWWZg[/youtube]

omfg

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:36:17 PM »

Time is RUNNING OUT, Himumu. My Art Titties and Gash decorative clock indicates that you have a tad bit more than 7 and a half hours to deliver.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:37:26 PM »

lol, you honestly think Himu is going to do this

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:42:00 PM »

He accepted the challenge. There should be some form of punishment if he does not deliver SOMETHING, even if it's something the judges don't declare the winner.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 02, 2008, 08:45:50 PM »

I admire your faith in Himu but I think it's misplaced. He's probably dumpster diving behind a Taco Bell somewhere looking for half-eaten gorditas, and this contest is the farthest thing from his mind.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #42 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:12:11 PM »

I'm going to send you two a picture,I truly hope you do not mind. Oh and NSFW

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:13:26 PM »

Junpei will come through in the clutch. I predict it

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:15:06 PM »

I've been thinking about doing something with charcoal.

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:21:49 PM »

I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SEND ME SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #46 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:29:41 PM »

I'm very sorry,please calm down.

Ichirou · « **Reply #47 on:** March 02, 2008, 09:33:01 PM »

You are a fucking halfwit. WTF, I didn't make a BIG ENOUGH DEAL when that creep Synbios spammed NSFW shit into my inbox!?

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** March 02, 2008, 10:02:48 PM »

it's hard to tell when you make a big deal out of everything.

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Author Topic: The Himumu Art Titties and Bits Challenge (Read 3753 times)