Author Topic: Black parents LULZ at their child after pretending to give him a 360 for Xmas (Read 2717 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 29, 2008, 08:28:43 PM »

... but Engadget editor has decided to donate him a Xbox 360 and some games as a concilation prize.

[youtube=425,350]VhO-OE931D4[/youtube]

Now I know what it was like to be Himuro.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:29:25 PM »

That's surprising--black Jews are pretty uncommon.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:29:44 PM »

(nobody tell him this is old... and that he DID get that xbox 360 if that distinguished mentally-challenged editor had read the youtube)

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:29:53 PM »

demi posted this a while back with the topic title "Christmas at the Cooks' house."

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:30:55 PM »

alright i will

this is fucking old and you're a stupid shitwad

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:32:12 PM »

Evilbore LULZ at Willco for pretending to post a new video.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:32:18 PM »

I know it's old, but the Engadget offer is NOT. I'm not going to bump your dumb thread, demi.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:33:47 PM »

He already has a 360. They gave it to him later.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:34:14 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 08:29:44 PM

... and that he DID get that xbox 360 if that distinguished mentally-challenged editor had read the youtube)

Quote from: Engadget

Despite the fact his family told Jonathan multiple times in the video, "C'mon, you know we can't afford an Xbox!", the kid's shining example of an older brother (who uploaded the video) claims that they actually did get him the console, and that he'd eventually upload the video of the "real" unwrapping. He never did. Right.

Jonathan, you out there? Screw those people, they clearly don't understand what it is to be a kid and to want an awesome gadget so badly you can taste it. We've been there our whole lives. Since, as a publication, we can't just adopt you and raise you as our own, I will personally send you an Xbox 360 and some games -- but only on the condition that you swear to you'll never let your douchebag family play with it. Hit me up at engadget at gmail dotcom, make sure you can identify yourself so I know I've got the right person.

Doesn't sound like it!

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:35:02 PM »

I heard that Engadget is offering to buy the kid a 360.

Guess they didn't even read the fuckin' YouTube, the kid already GOT one.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:35:03 PM »

wow that engadget editor is a dumbass

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:35:54 PM »

How is a he a dumbass? Because the older brother posted they actual got him the Xbox 360, but didn't post a video and/or pictures? You expect him to take black people at their word after a stunt like that! Bitter tears, Himuro. Bitter tears.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:35:55 PM »

its ok guys, i reported the other thread for blatant spam, you wont find any engadget shilling here

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:36:14 PM »

wow that engadget editor is a dumbass

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:36:31 PM »

best thread title ever

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:38:57 PM »

What happened to the original REAL thread?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:39:37 PM »

After I split off the new replies, it fell back into the abyss. It's still there!

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:39:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 29, 2008, 08:35:54 PM

How is a he a dumbass? Because the older brother posted they actual got him the Xbox 360, but didn't post a video and/or pictures? You expect him to take black people at their word after a stunt like that! Bitter tears, Himuro. Bitter tears.

i know my people and they probably did make the video, it's just that us black folks are late with everything

patience, my friend

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM »

Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2008, 10:21:23 PM »

O SNAP!

HIMUROWN3D

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2008, 10:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM

Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

They're probably lying so they can get a second one. They are black, after all.

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** February 29, 2008, 10:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 29, 2008, 10:24:14 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM
Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

They're probably lying so they can get a second one. They are black, after all.

THE PROSECUTION RESTS

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 29, 2008, 10:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM

Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

Did you?

Quote

We think we've gotten in touch with his family (who let us know he never got an Xbox, and the whole thing really was a prank on the poor kid); once we know for sure we have the right people we'll post again.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #23 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:25:54 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:26:37 PM »

Im still trying to figure out why the thread title is 'black parents'

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:28:37 PM »

Because I am secretly racist.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #26 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:29:32 PM »

Engadget is racist. "Black people can't afford Xbox's so we'll give them a pity Xbox"

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:32:21 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 10:46:28 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM
Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

Did you?

Quote
We think we've gotten in touch with his family (who let us know he never got an Xbox, and the whole thing really was a prank on the poor kid); once we know for sure we have the right people we'll post again.

I'll take that over baseless "wow that editor is a moron" comments. Outta muh face, bitch

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:35:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 11:32:21 PM

Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 10:46:28 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 10:07:56 PM
Did anyone read the update? They got in touch with his family and he never did get an xbox. You guys are tards

Did you?

Quote
We think we've gotten in touch with his family (who let us know he never got an Xbox, and the whole thing really was a prank on the poor kid); once we know for sure we have the right people we'll post again.
I'll take that over baseless "wow that editor is a moron" comments. Outta muh face, bitch

I'll take the fact that they have an Xbox 360 box, and the YouTube even says "he got it"

They are black, they are not smart enough to pull something like getting a box and stuffing it with clothes. They bought the Xbox. Or stole it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:36:55 PM »

There are a million ways to get a box. And blacks are notorious for lying and trying to save face.

Exhibit A: Himuro and the fact that he's a japafag

negro on youtube realized how fucked up his family is and decided to say they got him one anyways

your inexperience with minorities is shining demi.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:39:46 PM »

Black people buy tons of useless stuff that's beyond their reach, I have no doubt that they bought the Xbox 360

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:40:50 PM »

Guys, tone it down. jesus

bagofeyes · « **Reply #32 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:41:21 PM »

If they really didn't give him one, that's pretty fucked and I bet the kid grows up and kills them

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:47:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 29, 2008, 11:39:46 PM

Black people buy tons of useless stuff that's beyond their reach, I have no doubt that they bought the Xbox 360

yeah, but they always buy stupid shit and never something decent.

i.e.: big ass stupid chain necklaces.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** February 29, 2008, 11:50:10 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:13:25 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 29, 2008, 11:50:10 PM

old

Wrong! Engadget stuff was going down TODAY.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:24:20 AM »

i'm going to bed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:27:37 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:28:36 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 29, 2008, 11:29:19 PM

Isn't that part of your religion

IT IS!

"And the priest Aaron shall put the beast of Cush on the fire as a burnt offering by fire of pleasing odor to the LORD" LEV 7.10

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:47:05 AM »

This thread is awful.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:47:47 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 01, 2008, 12:47:05 AM

This thread is awful.

i know, mine was better

seems someone is just mad i am styling on them

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** March 01, 2008, 12:50:04 AM »

demi > engadget > willco

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:17:09 AM »

worst thread ever

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:18:21 AM »

free demi's thread

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:18:32 AM »

put this thread to bed

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:19:35 AM »

Drinky, I thought you were going to bed? Hurry and edit your post to "*sleeping" before Wilco sees the deception and holds you in contempt.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

there is also an joke about old people needing lots of naps in there.

[close]

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:31:43 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 01, 2008, 01:19:35 AM

Drinky, I thought you were going to bed? Hurry and edit your post to "*sleeping" before Wilco sees the deception and holds you in contempt.

there is also an joke about old people needing lots of naps in there.

Yes there is, it's just not a very funny one.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:37:20 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 29, 2008, 11:36:55 PM

There are a million ways to get a box. And blacks are notorious for lying and trying to save face.

Exhibit A: Himuro and the fact that he's a japafag

negro on youtube realized how fucked up his family is and decided to say they got him one anyways

your inexperience with minorities is shining demi.

you should know since you are a minority

Loki · « **Reply #48 on:** March 01, 2008, 02:10:39 AM »

That's one of the worst things I've ever seen, ruining a kid's Christmas like that. Did you see the look on his face? What kind of parents would do that? Terrible.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** March 01, 2008, 09:52:49 PM »

This thread rules.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:24:22 PM »

He never got the Xbox from his parents according to the link. The brother who filmed the video claimed he would upload video of them giving the real one but it never happened.

News:

Author Topic: Black parents LULZ at their child after pretending to give him a 360 for Xmas (Read 2717 times)