TVC15's SUNDAY MORNING MYSTERIES

[TVC15]

So, I went into work this morning, and I walked right into my office, where I oddly found Prole.  He was wearing nothing but a leather, possibly pleather, jock strap while singing a crude rendition of Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight).  Fearing the worst, I went to the mail room and got a roll of heavy packaging tape, which I wrapped and circled my waste with repeatedly in order to tightly seal my but.  Realizing that said packaging tape would also make a good shield layer for my regular accident of spilling hot beverages on my dick, I got an extra large cup of coffee.  I returned to my office, realizing that it was, in reality, Sunday morning, and this was a dream.  And then I spilled the coffee on myself and woke up. 

The twist is that if this were but a dream, why were my boxers wet when I woke up?  It is a mystery.

[Mupepe]

sounds like my average wet dream

i dreamed I bought a Nissan Titan but was freaking out because I didn't know if I could afford the payments on both my current truck and the titan.

yesterday I had a dream that my brother and I were running from this cop.  and he caught us in some mountain lodge and used my bottle of water to kill some ants then drank out of it.  So to clean it I put 3 different kinds of cereal in the bottle and filled it with water and mashed it up and then emptied it and it was clean.

while i was throwing the cereal down the garbage disposal, the cop said "ya know what I thought when I saw you two boys on this mountain?" and I said "No, but I know what I thought when I saw you... there's that douchebag cop"

and then i woke up

[Madrun Badrun]

  whiteman.

[TVC15]

this reminds me that I have to buy tickets to Mamma Mia for later this month.  Maybe Prole will want to go.

[Madrun Badrun]

this reminds me that I have to buy tickets to Mamma Mia for later this month.  Maybe Prole will want to go.

In his crotch leather? 

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC doesn't have a date to take anywhere  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Who needs a date with dreams like that.

[Phoenix Dark]

Would TVC share his violent sex fantasies with a lover, and if so what would they think?

[Madrun Badrun]

well I told him no on the birdo suit.  He got it anyways  :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

oh my

i remember i left my pleather rape kit at work :'(

edit: as for ABBA, i am not a fan, but my old man is! you could invite him to the concert, and afterwards he could show you the various close-quarters combat techniques he used to kill charlie on a hobo.

[Mupepe]

shaddap

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm gunna corn that hole 'a yers shut

[Mupepe]

cum and try, boi

[Van Cruncheon]

i'mma spackle them bitchtitties like i wuz frostin' dumplings

[Mupepe]

all talk, ya dun have tha yarbles

put muh dick your money where yer mouf is