Author Topic: New Idea For A Movie (Read 14771 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** August 03, 2006, 12:37:08 PM »

See hugo weaving,

sup

Is popular, for lots of movies. And really when we think of hugo weaving we dont think of this:

sup

We may think of this:

Hi im V, im awesome.

So I propose we live in the past and force Hugo to become everything we want him to become with a movie I thought up:

Queen Elrond V Smith: Recombobulated

The movie would start out with Hugo getting breakfast after being at the set of his latest movie, but when he reaches for the Orange Juice he enters a portal to a world where only his many faces of stardom can save him and the universe from.

This guy.

I think this movie will allow us to explore the many possibilities created by a mix of all of Hugos great roles in the past. What would V do if he could dodge bullets? What would Smith do if he could pull off drag? I mean maybe he could use it to get into a secret club to come face to face with the head bad guy or something.

This is all very early, and I hope to have more working ideas soon.

pandora · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:18:44 PM »

kewl

this movie shoold have tacos in it

keanu reeves suxx

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »

I rate this thread a 1.4/10

Try harder next time.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:34:18 PM »

Yeah, youre a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:05:45 PM »

Any movie that demonizes Keano Reeves has my complete support.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:06:14 PM »

I read your blog and didn't laugh once, TBS

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:06:24 PM »

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:16:35 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 01:34:18 PM

Yeah, youre a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Don't get mad... get funny.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:18:25 PM »

I had to call TBS to see if TBSs blog was funny. TBS said it was "very funny."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:20:52 PM »

If you didn't laugh at his article on anerexia you're souless!

I busted out laughing at the part about his class where they showed the video of the anerexic chick trying to walk up the stairs.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:19:02 PM »

Quote from: PRJuice on August 03, 2006, 02:18:25 PM

I had to call TBS to see if TBSs blog was funny. TBS said it was "very funny."

(Image removed from quote.)

That logo is dripping with unadulterated truth. Like I said earlier, both MAF and Drinky need to step their respective humour games up in a major way.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:03:19 PM »

The day I take comedy advice from a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is the day I shove a stalk of celery up my penis.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:16:50 PM »

Come on; he's like one of those wacky made-up editorial columnists from The Onion minus the spellchecking and the biting commentary on social or literary stereotypes! Or maybe he's Maddox, without the command of pop culture trivia and hyperbolic metaphor!

...

Which pretty much leaves us with "distinguished mentally-challenged." Dammit.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:24:36 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/size]

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:45:01 PM »

My friend and I came up with a cool idea for a movie, but I don't want to spill the beans here. Sony might be watching. And they might steal it. LOLZ

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 04:16:50 PM

Come on; he's like one of those wacky made-up editorial columnists from The Onion minus the spellchecking and the biting commentary on social or literary stereotypes! Or maybe he's Maddox, without the command of pop culture trivia and hyperbolic metaphor!

...

Which pretty much leaves us with "distinguished mentally-challenged." Dammit.

Maybe you and MAF should stop catching feelings and try your hand at mimicking the above mentioned websites because what you're doing now simply isn't working for you. Hell, even straight up lifiting entire articles would be an improvement. Like I said earlier, step your game up, buddy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:51:00 PM »

I just stepped up and put you DOWN, honkie.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:55:46 PM »

Drinky: He doesnt know what you said, his comedy revolves around lolz hard time get dates and shit like that. College humor, who needs it?

I think once a person grows past college they realize that no one in that age bracket is terribly funny, just completely oblivious.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:02:20 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 12:37:08 PM

See hugo weaving,

(Image removed from quote.)
sup

Is popular, for lots of movies. And really when we think of hugo weaving we dont think of this:

(Image removed from quote.)
sup

We may think of this:

(Image removed from quote.)
Hi im V, im awesome.

So I propose we live in the past and force Hugo to become everything we want him to become with a movie I thought up:

Queen Elrond V Smith: Recombobulated

(Image removed from quote.)

The movie would start out with Hugo getting breakfast after being at the set of his latest movie, but when he reaches for the Orange Juice he enters a portal to a world where only his many faces of stardom can save him and the universe from.

(Image removed from quote.)

This guy.

I think this movie will allow us to explore the many possibilities created by a mix of all of Hugos great roles in the past. What would V do if he could dodge bullets? What would Smith do if he could pull off drag? I mean maybe he could use it to get into a secret club to come face to face with the head bad guy or something.

This is all very early, and I hope to have more working ideas soon.

If there is any time I find lame shit like this humerous, just take a pistol and blow my brains out.

/thread

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:04:05 PM »

That's all youve got? Youre a fucking dumbass.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:04:09 PM »

Why wait?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:05:04 PM »

Haha, the composite Hugo still makes me LOL.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:08:48 PM »

TBS is funnier than MAF or Drinky Crow. It's very hard to pull off long-winded, witty jokes, and while some of the Stallion's jokes fall flat, most of them deliver.

MAF has the blunt, in-your-face act, and I never really found it funny since he was almost always on the side of the moderation and would have little to fear from acting out.

In the slur topic you had Drinky acting very condescending, telling someone else to grow up. Funny people don't do that. It's such a buzzkill.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:08:58 PM »

MAF was at least a little funny.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:10:10 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on August 03, 2006, 05:08:48 PM

TBS is funnier than MAF or Drinky Crow. It's very hard to pull off long-winded, witty jokes, and while some of the Stallion's jokes fall flat, most of them deliver.

MAF has the blunt, in-your-face act, and I never really found it funny since he was almost always on the side of the moderation and would have little to fear from acting out.

In the slur topic you had Drinky acting very condescending, telling someone else to grow up. Funny people don't do that. It's such a buzzkill.

MAF actually expects people to give funny replies.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:10:44 PM »

Almost always on the side of moderation? Ive been banned almost as much as demi, censored more than anyone I know, and have openly attacked most of the moderation staff on #ga to the point of being exiled from #ga and GAF. Don't talk shit you dont know about.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:11:08 PM »

Reallllly. Condescending to naive teenagers. Who'd 'a thunk it!

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:23:42 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:10:44 PM

Almost always on the side of moderation? Ive been banned almost as much as demi, censored more than anyone I know, and have openly attacked most of the moderation staff on #ga to the point of being exiled from #ga and GAF. Don't talk shit you dont know about.

I don't know why you were finally perma-banned. I can imagine it being pretty funny.

For the longest time though it seemed like you were untouchable. You would get banned, but be allowed back, and you were given much more leeway when it came to trolling and insulting others.

Quote

Reallllly. Condescending to naive teenagers. Who'd 'a thunk it!

who cares if they're teenagers? Still not something a funny person would do.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:26:11 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:10:44 PM

Almost always on the side of moderation? Ive been banned almost as much as demi, censored more than anyone I know, and have openly attacked most of the moderation staff on #ga to the point of being exiled from #ga and GAF. Don't talk shit you dont know about.

Yeah, watch out Bobby, MAF is an edgy Internet tough guy. He's even been censored on GAF and even exiled from #ga! That fact alone should be enough to command your respect.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:27:18 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 03, 2006, 05:26:11 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:10:44 PM
Almost always on the side of moderation? Ive been banned almost as much as demi, censored more than anyone I know, and have openly attacked most of the moderation staff on #ga to the point of being exiled from #ga and GAF. Don't talk shit you dont know about.
Yeah, watch out Bobby, MAF is an edgy Internet tough guy. He's even been censored on GAF and even exiled from #ga! That fact alone should be enough to command your respect.

I think he was genuinely not giving a shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:30:07 PM »

TBS: Dont put distinguished mentally-challenged fellow words in my mouth. I'd sooner hire a deaf mute to speak in my place.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:30:25 PM »

I'm funny? Last I checked, I was pointing out that TBS was unfunny. I'm just a shithead. If that's somehow a double standard, please point me to YOUR comedic efforts.

However, who cares if they kept letting MAF back in? Perhaps it was because he *was* funny and a personality, unlike, I dunno, say, TBS -- and probably you?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:32:16 PM »

I'm eating popcorn and my bag is almost empty :'(

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:40:22 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:30:07 PM

TBS: Dont put distinguished mentally-challenged fellow words in my mouth. I'd sooner hire a deaf mute to speak in my place.

Yeah man... I really made a mistake by calling you out. You're pretty edgy. In fact, so much that you were even EXILED from #ga. Your Internet street cred is TREMENDOUS. What the hell was I thinking?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:42:35 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 03, 2006, 05:40:22 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:30:07 PM
TBS: Dont put distinguished mentally-challenged fellow words in my mouth. I'd sooner hire a deaf mute to speak in my place.
Yeah man... I really made a mistake by calling you out. You're pretty edgy. In fact, so much that you were even EXILED from #ga. Your Internet street cred is TREMENDOUS. What the hell was I thinking?

Why do you bitch so much?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:43:42 PM »

Why can't we all just get along?

I guess that's the problem with having so many outstanding e-personalities on one board

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:44:23 PM »

sup TBS, we coo

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:44:24 PM »

I wouldnt call TBS outstanding.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:45:22 PM »

Yeah, TBS has a bit of an inferiority complex goin' on here with regards to you.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:45:25 PM »

What about egomaniacal?

I keed, I keed ;D

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:45:46 PM »

Quote from: Master Shake on August 03, 2006, 05:43:42 PM

Why can't we all just get along?

I guess that's the problem with having so many outstanding e-personalities on one board

Yea, it's disheartening to see threads in this forum turn into shitfests. This is the second already.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:46:33 PM »

Really Drinky? I would have thought you were wrong until I uncovered all that clever sarcasm he's been unleashing.

Master: Oblivious?

PRJuice: Well in a certain other forum these didnt happen cause the mod would ban the person lol.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:47:17 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:46:33 PM

Really Drinky? I would have thought you were wrong until I uncovered all that clever sarcasm he's been unleashing.

Master: Oblivious?

PRJuice: Well in a certain other forum these didnt happen cause the mod would ban the person lol.

;D

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:48:23 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:46:33 PM

PRJuice: Well in a certain other forum these didnt happen cause the mod would ban the person lol.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #44 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 05:30:25 PM

I'm funny? Last I checked, I was pointing out that TBS was unfunny. I'm just a shithead. If that's somehow a double standard, please point me to YOUR comedic efforts.

However, who cares if they kept letting MAF back in? Perhaps it was because he *was* funny and a personality, unlike, I dunno, say, TBS -- and probably you?

Well, you tried to team up with MAF to make fun of TBS. I wouldn't have mentioned you otherwise.

You guys are bullies. You get a clique of "cool" posters on your side, and team up on posters who are less popular. It's not funny to me.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #45 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:53:04 PM »

OBJECTION!

TAKE THAT!

TBS SAYS HE IS FUNNY AND POPULAR!

BUT YOU SAY HERE TO DESCRIBE TBS:

posters who are less popular. It's not funny to me.

CLEARLY TBS IS NOT FUNNY!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:53:52 PM »

RobbyRobby: There's a difference between being condescending and being bullies. MAF and Drinky are being condescending to TBS, who's returning the favor. GAF mods are bullies

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #47 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:55:00 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:53:04 PM

OBJECTION!

TAKE THAT!

TBS SAYS HE IS FUNNY AND POPULAR!

BUT YOU SAY HERE TO DESCRIBE TBS:

posters who are less popular. It's not funny to me.

CLEARLY TBS IS NOT FUNNY!

I'm suprised it took you this long to break out the all caps post. Bravo.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:55:51 PM »

You are so bad at this TBS. So very bad.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #49 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:56:00 PM »

Oh Bobby, you can be part of our clique. You can be our little Treasure Troll!

And I'm an internet bully? What? I thought WORDS were just WORDS and SHOULD BE IGNORED BY MATURE FOLKS LOL RACISM IS FUNNY WHAT WHAT

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:57:38 PM »

LOUD NOISES

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:58:34 PM »

HONK HONK INTERNET FREEDOMS

Vizzys · « **Reply #52 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:16:37 PM »

This thread delivers. While the original poster had some decent ideas, I believe the fight afterwards was much more entertaining.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #53 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 03, 2006, 06:16:37 PM

This thread delivers. While the original poster had some decent ideas, I believe the fight afterwards was much more entertaining.

Hey asswipe, what happened to the chat? I can't log on in Java anymore

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #54 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 03, 2006, 06:16:37 PM

This thread delivers. While the original poster had some decent ideas, I believe the fight afterwards was much more entertaining.

You can always count on me to son these grown ass nerds. They stay getting their feelings hurt.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #55 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:23:51 PM »

Quote

You an always count on me to son these grown ass nerds. They stay getting their feelings hurt.

go back to school, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Vizzys · « **Reply #56 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Master Shake on August 03, 2006, 06:17:33 PM

Quote from: Viz on August 03, 2006, 06:16:37 PM
This thread delivers. While the original poster had some decent ideas, I believe the fight afterwards was much more entertaining.

Hey asswipe, what happened to the chat? I can't log on in Java anymore

I can't join the server, maybe it's down? Haven't been on since yesterday.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #57 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:28:50 PM »

fuck fuck fuck

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #58 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:28:58 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 05:56:00 PM

Oh Bobby, you can be part of our clique. You can be our little Treasure Troll!

And I'm an internet bully? What? I thought WORDS were just WORDS and SHOULD BE IGNORED BY MATURE FOLKS LOL RACISM IS FUNNY WHAT WHAT

I am not saying you shouldn't be allowed to say bullying words. Just expect to be called out on it in an unmoderated forum.

I ususally don't like racist speech either, doesn't mean I want to ban it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:31:16 PM »

i could be called out? in all my years of meandering through these intarweb tubes, I've never heard of such a thing

edit: wait wait waiiiiiiit, are you suggesting we didn't get "called out" on gaf?

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Author Topic: New Idea For A Movie (Read 14771 times)