Author Topic: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (Read 3088 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** March 03, 2008, 08:47:21 PM »

VOTE!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:50:33 PM »

Malek but he's not American so I can't.

Drinky next.

drew · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:52:21 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:52:47 PM »

Yeah wtf? seriously. demi.

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:56:06 PM »

Campaign slogan: "Roll with Prole"

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:58:08 PM »

Haven't we had this poll before? I think I won last time.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:01:29 PM »

Demi.

Malek if Canadians were allowed in this poll.

Edit: Malek is on this poll. Voted for him.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:01:39 PM »

I can just image you as president Ichi.

FUCK YOU JUNPEI! I was negotiating peace in the Middle east while chatting with people in PM and now I've offended the arabs!

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:06:01 PM »

That doesn't even make sense. I already blocked Junpei's PMs so there's no chance of this ever happening.

If I were president, I would make sure that disabled people don't get monthly government handouts that they just use to buy video games and computer hardware. I'd give them supermarket coupons or something instead.

I'd institute serious educational reforms so that there are no more dumb, illiterate children wandering around the internets. The slogan for this campaign would be "No Arvies in America."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:22:22 PM »

Mandark FTW

Then I'd hope he'd take Malek as his VP

Rman · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:27:40 PM »

Prole.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:29:55 PM »

what's this for, president of the internet nerds? lol

Robo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:32:50 PM »

I support a Malek/Mandark ticket.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:40:58 PM »

How can a non-icon even be in the running?

By the way, Prole is secretly a black Muslim (or maybe a Mormon) woman. Worst of all, he is a quarter Welsh.

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:49:48 PM »

I don't see demi or mupepe on there.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:54:03 PM »

evilbore is full of librul faggits who hate progress

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:59:29 PM »

Huh, who the hell else voted for me?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:03:44 PM »

Ron Paul.....runs

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APF · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:05:19 PM »

Ron Paul++

Heaven help this country if any one of you become President--even Mandark, who seems closest to "that world."

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:06:21 PM »

Quote from: APF on March 03, 2008, 10:05:19 PM

Ron Paul++

Heaven help this country if any one of you become President--even Mandark, who seems closest to "that world."

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:48:42 PM »

No votes? This is a travesty. You people have no appreciation for art and art titties lovers.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:49:48 PM »

i vote tvc

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:51:47 PM »

While most politicization are sociopaths, you're of a different nature than them. Besides no one in America would vote a gay guy into office.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:51:52 PM »

So the way to get the minority vote is to mock the minority vocally?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:53:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 03, 2008, 11:51:52 PM

So the way to get the minority vote is to mock the minority vocally?

Being abused is in their blood.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:55:41 PM »

You change your vote to me, Arvie, or I will mash your eyes into lumpy potatoes using your own god-damned coccyx.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:57:18 PM »

No. Being abused is not in my blood. That and there is no button to change the votes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:59:58 PM »

I suggest you fucking make a button, or else I will march all of my little tin soldiers all over Canada, under the pretense of eliminating conservatism like fascism or communism, but it will all be for you Arvie. And once my hand is played, I will shuttle you down to my capital and do many things involve holes both tight and once tight and searing various membranes.

Boogie · « **Reply #28 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:02:53 AM »

Clearly, I most start drastically increasing my post count if I am ever to make it onto any of these polls.

Hmm, how obnoxious can I stand to be?

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:28:37 AM »

I can't believe Ron Paul got more votes than me.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:43:16 AM »

I voted for Prole because he would lower the minimum wage for Mexicans to a few pesos/hr. As a Californian, that would benefit me immensely.

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:43:50 AM »

i voted ron paul to rub salt in ichi's wounds

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #32 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:44:40 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 03, 2008, 11:48:42 PM

No votes? This is a travesty. You people have no appreciation for art and art titties lovers.

America's afraid that you might support gay marriage.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:47:07 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2008, 12:43:16 AM

I voted for Prole because he would lower the minimum wage for Mexicans to a few pesos/hr. As a Californian, that would benefit me immensely.

He's paying the mexican who's installing his water heater $3.50/hr. That's more than most Mexies make in a month. You lose, Dr. Groove.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:51:38 AM »

Ron Paul: the candidate you can spell!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:53:36 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 04, 2008, 12:47:07 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2008, 12:43:16 AM
I voted for Prole because he would lower the minimum wage for Mexicans to a few pesos/hr. As a Californian, that would benefit me immensely.

He's paying the mexican who's installing his water heater $3.50/hr. That's more than most Mexies make in a month. You lose, Dr. Groove.

That's only because Prole isn't the President yet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** March 04, 2008, 12:58:46 AM »

Excuses, excuses.

drohne · « **Reply #37 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:31:34 AM »

i vote for tvc as the candidate most likely to recreate the republic of salo

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:36:59 AM »

i promise that there will be no mouf unraped or anoos unviolated under my regime

me

democracy

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #39 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 04, 2008, 03:36:59 AM

i promise that there will be no mouf unraped or anoos unviolated under my regime

me

democracy

Under your leadership, Chairman Prole, would every middle class white family have a Mexican ~~slave~~ employee for each room in the house?

Mandark · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:10:29 AM »

I voted Prole, cause he's old enough to be eligible.

Gramps lol

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** March 04, 2008, 06:18:17 AM »

Prole/Mandark 2012 it seems

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